A/N:
Inspired by an MSN conversation.
For Kawatta-chan, because she wrote two stories for me. Hope you like it!
Disclaimer: I don't own Kawatta-chan or FB.
Warnings: RANDOMNESS! OOC! LANGUAGE! PERVYNESS!
What a day it had been! Kawatta-chan and Dukoro-chan were just about to settle down to chit chat about anything and everything, when suddenly, a certain something came to Kawatta-chan's mind.
"Random randomness makes random people go randomly random for a random amount of time!" Kawatta-chan giggled, her voice echoing off the walls of the secret place they were walking around at. It seemed to be an alley.
"Where are we again? I forgot," Dukoro-chan whispered, as she started to walk backwards. She could walk backwards. It was good for her.
"We are hunting for the elusive SOHMA'S!"
"Gasp!" Gasped Dukoro-chan in a way describing shock. She didn't remember that ever happening. Oh well, she didn't remember much.
"Come out into the street," Kawatta-chan said, pulling Dukoro-chan along. But, they saw something, someone, they didn't expect to see walking about the sunny streets of Australia at a random time in the morning.
"Kagura!" Yelled Kawatta-chan in utter shock.
"Kyo!" Yelled Dukoro-chan, also in utter shock. "Hey, I like that pun"
"Which?"
"We keep saying things are 'utterly'. Wouldn't it be funny if Haru fell from the sky, also?"
At that moment, Haru fell from the sky also. Basically, because Dukoro-chan said so. Kawatta-chan and Dukoro-chan stared at the sight they saw. What the hell?
"Why are Kyo and Kagura killing each other?" Asked Dukoro-chan in a very innocent manor. Although, the devilish smirk on her face said nothing except innocence.
"Dukoro-chan, they're having sex. You should know that. It's all you think about"
"Yay!" She yelled with excitement, because sex was her favourite thing.
(This is already weird as…)
"Hi. I'm Haru and I'm part cow!" Haru said gleefully as he skipped around in a circle. How vulgar! Vulgar is quite a random word, I think.
"Dammit!" Kyo hollered, because he liked that word. Dukoro-chan liked that word too, so she laughed.
"I love you!" Yelled Kagura, while beating Kyo to a pulp. They weren't sexing anymore, they really were killing! Kawatta-chan was horrified. Dukoro-chan thought it was funny.
The day was almost beginning, as the sun had begun to rise. Dukoro-chan had wondered how long they'd been standing there, like morons, gawking at two lamp shades and a letter box. Kawatta-chan sighed; hanging around with Dukoro-chan too long really DID put spells on your mind!
How vulgar!
A/N:
I'm sorry, Kawatta-chan.
I really killed this one.
Haha…
