Hi there, it's-a me! Hehe, good impression, right? I just thought I'd do a quick Mario FanFic before I leave on vacation. So, here it is!

PS: Beware of silly plots, weird character personalities, corny/cheesy allusions, and slight LuigixDaisy.

Fire and Ice

Chapter 1

Let's start this off with Bowser, the big, bad bully of Bulvaria. Or rather, the Mushroom Kingdom. Bowser, Donkey Kong, and Kammy Koopa were in Bowser's castle, thinking of a new plan to rule the kingdom.

"Hmm...any ideas?" Bowser grumbled to his companions.

Donkey Kong suggested, "We could have a pajama party and eat bananas while we watch a marathon of movies."

Bowser replied, "Sure! Why don't you get the pillows and flashlights while me and Kammy select Blockbuster films and jelly beans so we can have a counting contest as well?"

"Ok!" Donkey Kong was about to go to his room, but Bowser roared,

"AIRHEAD!" and burned him to a crisp. "I'm talking about ideas to take over the Mushroom Kingdom!"

Kammy sighed. "But we've done almost everything and so far, nothing we've tried works!"

"SOMETHING has to work!" Bowser insisted. So he started coming up with wierd ideas. "Hot-air balloon? Too expensive. Giant sling-shot? Too conspicuous. Enormous wooden horse? Too Greek!" And soon he gave up.

Suddenly, Bowser noticed that Donkey Kong was playing with his miniature toy town and he growled, "How many times do I have to tell you, playing with toys is NOT VILLAIN-LIKE!"

Donkey Kong started, "Wait! I was just trying to--"

But Bowser had set the toy town on fire.

"Aww!" groaned DK.

Bowser was going to leave the room, when he took a closer look at the flaming town and how everything in the fire's path got burned. And Bowser got an idea. If fire can do that much damage on a toy town, he thought, then a lot more fire can do that on a real town! Even the world! After telling DK and Kammy his plan, they agreed.

Then Kammy asked, "But where are we going to get enough fire?"

Bowser thought, then he answered, "I know the perfect place: Corona Mountain. We'll go there and somehow get fire and lava to flow all over the world."

"Great idea, boss!" said DK. "Let's start packing!"

But then Kammy spoke, "Hold on, Lord Bowser! Don't you think it would be unsporting for us to not let the Mario Bros. know about our plan for world domination? I mean, it's not like they can do anything to stop us."

Bowser pondered, then replied, "You're right. DK, you can write a letter to Mario and his friends. Now let's get prepared!"

Ok, now let's visit some other plot-makers, shall we? Petey Pirahna and King Boo were in their hideout in a different part of the Mushroom Kingdom, also thinking of how to conquer the land.

"Dude, have ya got any ideas on how to get revenge on that Mario dude?" Petey asked King Boo.

"Man, I got nothin, man!" replied King Boo.

"Oh well. Ice cream break!" said Petey. He and King Boo went to the freezer and opened it, but there wasn't any ice cream left.

"OH-NO!!"

"Dude! There's, like, none left, dude!"

"Man! What are we gonna do now, man?"

Petey thought, then he had an idea. "Dude! I have, like, the most totally radical idea ever!" So he explained, "Ok, so we, like, create an ice age all over the earth so that we never run out of ice cream! We won't have to go to the store all the time and it'll be payback for Mario 'cause we'll, like, freeze him!"

"Man! That is such an awesome conspiracy!" King Boo remarked. "But where will we get ice, man?"

Petey pondered, then spoke, "I'm pretty sure we can use the giant windmill, dude. We'll somehow make it work."

"Ok, man!" agreed King Boo.

"And," Petey added, "I'll find an extra henchdude."

Ok, this chapter is getting kinda long, so I'll just end it here. I know the plot seems kinda stupid, but I was bored and this was the first thing I thought of. It'll get funnier and better, I promise!