Story name: Heart-Shaped Glasses

Pairing: Edward Elric x Envy

Author's note: I do not own FMA and it's characters. But I DO own the story.

Summary: Envy: a wild teenager on a motorbike that knows some stuff about how it goes in the world

Edward: an A+ student with big plans for the future

Can you imagine themselfs together? No? They can't either. Or can they?


Story start

Edward looked at the person who interupted (sp) teacher's speach about some-x-minus-something-etc. He was wearing tight black leather pants with few chains and a black shirt without sleeves that shoved alittle of his belly. On his wrists there were some bracelets "How nice of you Mr. Culus that you finally desided to join us. Take your seat before I change my mind and will continue my explanation without you." The teen sat near the window few seats infront of Ed. The light gave his hair a strange greenish colour. After some long-and-boring explanation the teacher paused. "And that is how we do it." The boy - Mr. Culus- sighed. "I came, I saw and still I don't get it... I'm leaving." He took his bag and left before teacher could even open his mouth. There were heard few giggles from some group of girls and Ed himself thought it was slightly funny. Mostly the face that teacher had after the boy closed the door behind him.

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School year started few days ago but teachers had already headaches. Students figured out that that is thanks to Envy Culus. Every single teacher that had him in his/her class shivered when even hearing his name. Yes, he really was a strong coffe for them. There was not a teacher that could boss him around. The only teacher that never had a bad experience with him was Miss McKar, young and really hot teacher who teached English. And we all know the reason why she isn't on Envy's bad side... Edward liked his character. Envy was everything Ed wouldn't ever be, did things that Ed wouldn't even in his wildest dreams try to do. He always bad mouthed and never cared what others around him think about him. Someone would say Envy will be a real loner and hated by all, bullied or something but no, he had a group of friends and everyone tried to not be on his bad side or like Envy called it - List of shit. In short: Envy was a new model of perfectness.

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Edwars sighed. This test was hard. Only 15 more minutes and he will have to hand over the test. He started another math problem when a small note fell on his table. He rised his eyebrown as he looked at the person who threw it. It was one of the guys in the football team. Lemme guess. Didn't learn and now he wants my help... Ed thought as he read the note. He was right. Who he thinks he is? I'm not his dog. He frowned and continued with the math problem ignoring the guy and his little note. Bad move...

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Edward was pushed to the lockers hard. "So you think you can ignore me, shrimp?" "Who are yo-ahhhh!" Edward was punched hard in the stomach as he tried to speak. And damn, it hurted. They continued kicking and puching the small boy not noticing the dark figure behind them. "Oi, shitheads, it's not very courageous to pick on someone smaller that you." They all turned to the person seeying the nightmare of the school. His purple cat-like eyes were watching them. One of the footbal players laughted.

"And what will you do to us, huh? We're not a bunch of stupid teachers or somethin'." Others agreed and smirked Envy only smirking back. "This." Before they knew it Envy's foot was in the guy's face, sending him to the floor. "Four words of caution shitheads: don't fuck with me. Got it?" Few of them nodded. They were idiots, but not that stupid. They really would get their asses kicked by him. And if they would be lucky and actualy did some damage, his friends would probably be after them. And oh, Envy's friends would really kill them. Envy looks like the easiest target in the group and damn, he kicks like a pro.

"Get the Hell out of here. And don't ever get closer than 10 feet to the chibi." Edward blushed: first- chibi means small and he is NOT a microscopic itsy-bitsy chibi that can't protect himself and needs some Palmtree-man to save him; and two- chibi means cute. The fooltball players were gone before you could caunt to ten. "You okay, chibi-face?" Envy lowered himself so he could look into his pretty face. "I am and would be even without your help." He spat into Envy's face. "Yeah, I am so sure you would be." Even a deaf person would hear the sarcasm.

"Fuck you!" Edward yelled forgeting it is Envy who he is talking to. Edward was pushed into the lockers but not as hard as few moments ago. Damn! Edward thought panicing. Idiot! Yes! That's what you are! Now you're going to get it! Envy grinned. "Your or my place?" Edward gave him the WTF?! look. Envy laughted. "You're really cute when shocked chibi." "WHO ARE YOU CALLING A MINIATURE CUTIE THAT TO SEE YOU MUST USE A MAGNIFYING-GLASS?!" Envy blinked surprised with the outburst (sp) and then the smirk came back. "And when angry..."

He then took few steps backwards giving Ed some personal space. "C'mon chibi. I'll walk you atleast to the bus stop." Ed muttured something under his breath what Envy didn't catch. They were almost at the bus stop when someone shouted at Envy. Edward saw a bunch of guys each of them sitting on a motorbike. So this is the famous group of Envy's friends? "What cha want? Can't you see I'm busy pony?" Envy shouted at the guy that called him. "Ignore them chibi-face." "Stop calling me that!"Edward shouted angrily. "Then what should I call you?" "My name is Ed. So don't wear it out." Envy smirked. "I'll try... chibi."

Luckily for Envy the bus came. "Ummm... So... Bye. And thanks. I really don't know how can I pay you..." It was like if Envy was waiting this whole time just to hear that. Envy kissed him showing his tongue into his mouth for a moment and in another one Envy was already looking at Edward smirking. "Mmmmm... sweet..." He purred. That snapped Ed from his shock. "Bye!" He jumped into the bus before anything else could happen. Envy laughed in his mind.