Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.
(A/N)-this is just some weird stupid stuff I came up w/ in school. Hope you like it. James is in italicized and Sirius is normal.
" Can penguins fly?"
"Maybe"
"Cows taste good"
"Heck no, its all about Chick-fil-A"
"Cows"
"Chicken!!"
"Cows!!"
"Chicken!!!"
"I hate you"
"Hate is a strong word"
"But I really really really don't like you"
"Why?"
"I don't know"
"Mother Clucker! What the Hello Kitty?!
"Nice"
"I know"
"Oh, crap"
"What?"
"The voices"
"Where?"
"In my head"
"What about them?"
"They're talking to me"
"What are they saying?"
"I don't know"
"What?!"
"They're talking in Spanish and I don't speak Spanish"
"Oh, of course…..psycho"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"
"Nothing"
"Yeah, right"
"Do you hate me?"
" I thought we already went over this"
"Maybe we did, I just don't remember"
"That's what pot does to you"
"What were we talking about?"
"Exactly"
"ya-ha-bla"
"What the Hello Kitty?! You speak Spanish?"
"I guess, I didn't know I could"
"Are you the voice in my head?"
"How should I know!,…..wait, I'm in your head?"
"Forget it"
(A/N)- Did anyone get the Plain White T's reference? You kno the drill.
