Max: Hey Peoples! I am here to tell you the human race is officially DOOMED! Why, you ask? CUZ I'M A 12 YEAR OLD THAT READS AND WATCHES YAOI AND NOW AM WRITING IT! Still don't see why we're doomed? I'M JAMAICAN AND MOST OF MY FRIENDS AND RELATIVES ARE EITHER HOMOPHOBIC OR DON'T CARE AT ALL! I feel like an outcast! A happy, pervy outcast, BUT AN OUTCAST AL THE SAME! *cries in hands*

Italy: Veh, DON'T CRY! AMERICA KISS JAPAN! EVERYONE KISS EACH OTHER! *kisses Germany*

Doistu: 0/0 I-ITALY

America: HELL YEAH BABY! *MAKE OUT ESCALATES TOO HIGH (tell me if you want me to write it ;3)*

Tony: FUCKING FUCK SHITTY FUCK FUCK BALL-SUCKING NERPS (Translation: Enough of that now, we gotta get this thing moving!)

Belarus:*pops out of freaking nowhere and wraps hands round Max (I ship my avatar with her) and rest head on her shoulder* No worry! I won't let them get you *others shiver*

Max: Okay.. Raivis, Peter come help with disclaimer (We are the Play Mate Trio)

Fic name:War is a mere time and We are Timeless

DISCLAIMER- HETALIA AXIS POWERS OR ANY OTHER VARIATIONS OF THE SERIES IS IN NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM THE PROPERTY OF Hetalia Jamaica-Ameripan Lover! ONLY OCS DEVELOPED BY HER AND IDEAS USED CAME FROM HER AND HER DARK THINKING PLACE!

Max:*finally grew a pair*ANYWAYS LETS DO THIS

"Bibble" Talking

'Bibble' Thinking

((A/N:Bibble)) Authors Note

~~~ Lesser/Mini time skips


Passive yet concerned eyes watch the mayhem taking place around their owner. Japan weakly sighed to himself in exasperation in hopes that he would not be brought into this. "JAPAN!" His hopes were brutally dashed as all eyes were cast on his rigid form. "Can we please get along if we are going to work together?" He pleaded, though having already acknowledged that there was little chance of that happening. The countries have been very on edge as of late and he hoped that what he thought the result would be was not to come, and that he would not be dragged in if it did. Unfortunately fate had already decided not to spare the petite-framed man.

He should have suspected it when he saw the two come to him in seek of an alliance, and he should have declined the offer and had it not been for his government's urging he would have. He was currently on an island with Germany and Italy. Italy was asking Germany if he could eat the crab he had in his hair and he let his mind drift off for the moment.

His thoughts were that of his younger, more juvenile lover who he had been with in secrecy before this idiocy started. Due to this his thoughts were usually of blond hair, blue eyes filled to the brim with an emotion akin to a childlike innocence, framed by glasses and a sweet yet confident smile to complete. He sighs once again while watching the actions of the two that were with him. 'I wonder where he is. Is he alright, in danger? Does he think of me as a traitor for fighting on a different side?' He let his mind wonder, completely unaware of the fact that the eyes of the man in question were glued to his figure at that moment.


America sat there with the Allies with his binoculars focused on his raven-haired beloved on the other side of the beach. He inwardly sighed sadly (though he dare not let it show on his face,lest he be questioned on his mood). Before this stupid war he would be snuggling with his lover on the couch of either of their homes. 'I wonder what he thinks of me now,' the gloomy thoughts went thorough his head.

He barely heard England's inquiry of the purpose of their stakeout. While they talked he felt his mind and eyes drift back to the other who seemed to be happy with his new stared at his lover for a short while before concocting a plan that would help them stay together through this. He inwardly grinned as he worked out the steps that would save his relationship for sure.


KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!

A groan came for the heap of sheets that lay on the bed ((A/N:I want to reach 1000 words so I can beta before next week))

KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!

Japan felt himself come to full awareness as he glared at the ceiling.'Who on earth could be out there?' he wondered as he got up to open the door. When he opened it, however, he was met with confusion when he was met by a package with no sender name or address of any closed the door and placing it on a table, he went to retrieve the scissors. When he came back, he cut open the box and was met with a heartwarming surprize that brought tears of happiness at the precious content inside.


Max:HELL YEAH! FIRST CHAPTER DOWN BEFORE 12 AM! *jumps up and down with huge ass smile* NAT-KOI I DID GOOD RIGHT?

Belarus: *tries to get take away the sake* Yes мой палюбоўнік. you did good but please get off the wall

Max:*looks at self and notices she's climbing the walls* Oh... OKIE DOKIE! *jumps down*

America: *laughs* ATTA GIRL! MAKE BIG BROTHER PROUD! *Belarus glares at him* U-um you should l-listen to B-b-Belarus and stuff and put don the sake *shakes*

Japan:*sighs* Jamaica-chan please calm down and have this.*Holds out dumplings and a glass of milk*

Max: Ok *calmly walks to Japan and then makes grabbing motions with hands* NOM *happily eats*

England: *was watch from a distance with BTT, Romano and Canada* Honestly why did you all help her get Japan's sake? *looks at BTT with brows up*

France: But Mon petit lapin Arthur, it was amusing Non?

England: *looks at readers* All you lovely ol' chaps who liked it should favourite,follow a-

Bad Touch Trio:REVIEW RIGHT DOWN THERE!

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