Doctor Who and the Sontaran Invasion
Starring: The Beatles
Chapter One
"I knew this was a bad idea!" Paul McCartney yelped, as he and his bandmates dashed down a narrow alley to escape the crowd of fans behind them.
"Shut up! There's nothing we can do about it now!" Ringo rebuked, stopping momentarily when George stumbled in mid-stride.
"Look lads! Police box, dead ahead!" John shouted, with relief in his voice.
"Are you daft?! We can't all fit in there, Johnny!" George said, panting as they rushed towards the box.
"We can sure as hell try!" John snapped, as he opened the door and they all dove in, bracing themselves for an impact with the box's interior. They weren't expecting to see what they saw next.
"What the……………..?!" Paul trailed off, when he looked up and around.
"What is this? Some kind of movie set? Don't tell me that some religious fanatic is coming after us for real this time!" George moaned, as he picked himself off of the floor and looked around. They were in what appeared to be a control room. Luminescent crystals bathed the area in a soft glow.
"Wow." Ringo murmured, as he took the sight in.
"Hey! How did you get in?!" a man's voice demanded. All four Beatles jumped, startled by the voice. Then John spoke up.
"This bloody thing looked like a police box! How were we to know that it had some sort of thing inside it?!" John asked, as a tall man strode into view. The stranger was tall, with windblown, curly brown hair and shocking blue eyes. He wore a Bohemian coat and an extremely long, multi-colored scarf.
"I must have left the door ajar again. Listen, you four need to go now, before something happens." The stranger said, before the craft was rocked from outside. Turning his attention away from the intruders for a moment, the stranger flipped a switch and turned on the overhead monitor to see what was going on. A look of chagrin passed over his features when he saw the screaming fans that were around the base of the police box.
"That's the whole reason why we came here." George muttered, when the man turned and looked at them.
"All right, I guess until this melee ends you are stuck here. I take it that you are the Beatles?" the man asked. John, Paul, George and Ringo all exchanged looks of astonishment; where has this fellow been?!
"Yeah, we're the Beatles. How could you have not known us? We're world famous!" Paul said, as the other man grinned.
"Yeah, have you been hiding on another planet or somethin'?" Ringo asked.
"I may have. So, tell me, why is it that you weren't in a safer area?" the man asked.
"Well, Ring here wanted to go get some lunch and he said that he didn't want to wait for the security guards to come an' get us. We managed to get past the first hundred fans, but the others caught on and started chasing us. All in all, that's how we came to be here." Paul explained, not knowing that Ringo was exploring the control area. Too late, the man realized that Ringo wasn't with the other three and turned to see Ringo grasp a lever.
"No don't touch that!" the man yelped, as Ringo inadvertently pulled the lever down.
Outside, the fans watched in astonishment as the police box dematerialized, leaving them gaping at the vacant spot.
