Bad Idea

Main Characters:

Tonks

OC (Aliondra Andrews)

It was a bad idea to get drunk in the first place.

Aliondra, though, wanted to celebrate their graduation and they did that by overdosing on alcohol. The now-red haired Tonks was singing "I'm Too Sexy" for some reason in a drunken daze and poor Aliondra, with her jet-black hair and baby-blue eyes, was reduced to flushing like a crab.

It was embarrassing, humiliating, degrading and mortifying.

On all levels, considering the odd songs that she sang. Including "I'm Too Sexy."

Damn. Fuck. Shit. Crap. Shitty fuck.

"Tonks…" Aliondra slurred.

"I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my-" Tonks sang off-key before…

"SHUT THE HOLY FUCK UP!" Aliondra screamed. "Now let us GO HOME!"

"How?" Tonks slurred, her eyes like Voldemort.

"We Apparate." Aliondra simply said.

A few minutes later, the frail and petite Aliondra had a (somewhat) bulky and tall Tonks nearly passed out on her back.

"Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena, Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa Buena, Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena, Heeeeey Macarena.." Tonks was now singing.

Aliondra wanted so desperately to be sick, suddenly reminded of Spain. Bad thought.

What happened next was because of those ugly lyrics in Spanish.

Aliondra was so grossed out that she mistakenly thought of Spain while she was about to Apparate. When it actually started, Tonks decided to PUKE on her, which distorted her thinking.

That was why they ended up in a villa near Spain. NOT ENGLAND.

"I HATE YOU TONKS!" Aliondra screamed.

She was almost as bad as Lily when she lost her temper.

That was why she chose that moment to promptly pass out.

They ended up taking the Knight Bus. Throughout the whole ride, Tonks went back up and started singing "Stacey's Mom", which made Aliondra blush even more at the curious faces staring at the out-as-a-light bulb Tonks.

By the time they were home, Tonks was finishing up the song for the third time and Aliondra was as red as a strawberry. Or tomato.

Make that a stark-red pepper.

She was relieved when she plopped into her cottage. She was also relieved when Tonks passed out. Finally. For the last time of the night.

She also passed out, a peaceful look on her face.

Aliondra was just relieved to not suffer any more agony from the rather disastrous night, but she will rather hate the hangover.