"DELPHINE!" Cosima yelled.
"Cosima? Cosima where are you?!" Delphine was getting frustrated, it was fun for the first two minutes, but once she found that she actually had no idea where the woman was, the game got boring.
"Hey! Watch the feet!"
"What are you talking about?" Delphine looked down at her feet, "MERDE! COSIMA!" Cosima stood right beside Delphine's foot, but she was barely the height of the appendage she stood next too. Arms crossed, a teeny tiny scowl plastered across her face as she glared up at Delphine, "Cosima what on Earth?!"
"I don't know! I just woke up like this!" She threw her hands in the air.
"You've shrunk!" Delphine stated in surprise.
"Yes thank you I realise that Captain Obvious, now pick me up," Cosima raised her hands above her head like a child, making 'grabby hands' up at Delphine. Delphine raised an eyebrow, crouched down, and lay her hand flat on the floor, "Thank you!" She had to yell to be heard.
Cosima found that carpet was not as cool to walk on when you were only an inch and a half high, it was squishy and her feet kept through the fibres. Once she was able to navigate the horrible strands, Cosima had to pull herself on Delphine's hand, she felt like a child again when she had to hook her knee over the side of Delphine's palm to haul herself on.
"Are you naked?" Delphine asked, pushing Cosima into her palm and lifting her up.
"Yes! I am!" Cosima growled, curling up, "Ain't nothing you haven't seen before either," Cosima pointed out.
"Oh I am quite sure I have not seen this before ma Cherie."
"Only I've shrunk, nothing artificial has shrunk with me it seems, my nose ring is gone but more importantly, my glasses- I CAN'T SEE!" Cosima waved her hand in front of her face.
Delphine brought her hand closer to her face, "Okay Cosima, it's alright, calm down," Delphine reassured, she could hear the panic in Cosima's voice.
"I am not okay Delphine, I'm a midget! As if I wasn't short enough already now I'm not even human size anymore!"
"Hey hey hey… Cosima, Cosima look at me," Delphine waited till the tiny woman looked back up at her, almost microscopic tears falling from the frightened woman's eyes, "We'll fix this. We will."
Cosima swallowed and wiped her eyes.
Delphine couldn't help but find it cute because she was so small.
"No one can know about this," Cosima said.
"Alright, no one will… Do you want to sit my shoulder too?" Delphine asked sarcastically.
Cosima actually lit up at the idea, "Hell yeah!" Delphine deposited Cosima onto her shoulder, "Okay, like I love your face but it's kinda creepy having it that close… and large…"
Delphine laughed and headed for the kitchen, "Let's see about some food then."
"WHOA!" Cosima almost fell off Delphine's shoulder, "STOP!" Cosima yelled.
Delphine stopped, "What's wrong?"
"Okay when you're the size of a bug, you walking feels like a richter ten earth quake."
"Oh!" Delphine laughed, almost causing Cosima to nearly fall- again.
"Eeep!" Cosima lunged for Delphine's hair, grabbing on in a 'cling bear' hug, wrapping her arms in the golden locks, "Holy watershed Delphine," Cosima moaned, "Your hair is fucking magical," Cosima shoved her face into the strands, rubbing them against her face, "So sofffttttt…."
"Cosima get out of my hair! May I remind you that you are naked?" Delphine was not all too happy with this development.
"Oh I haven't forgotten, my god your hair is amazing, how can hair be this soft!"
"Cosima you have until the count of three… one… two…."
"What happens when you get to three?"
"I pull you out… three!"
Cosima squealed as to her, giant fingers came combing through towards her. Delphine's fingers trapped her, pulling her out of the magical forest, she fell into Delphine's palm.
"Alright that's it, I'm making you some clothes!"
"Why? Am I distracting you?" Cosima asked, wiggling her eyebrows.
Delphine glared, "Cosima you are the size of a child's doll, I couldn't do anything even if I wanted to."
"Oh but I could do sooo much with you," Cosima winked, "that would really take the phrase 'being in someone' to a whooooole new level!"
Delphine gasped, "Cosima! You are an inch tall and the first thing you want to do is have sex?!" Delphine scoffed and dropped the woman into a mug.
"Ouch!" Cosima voiced her displeasure, "Hey that hurt! And there is still tea in this mug! Ugh! And I am an inch and a half if I'm not mistaken!"
"That is wrong on so many levels…" Delphine mumbled to herself as she left Cosima stranded on the dining room table.
"You can't just leave me here!" Cosima yelled. Delphine didn't bother responding, "Great…" Cosima mumbled, looking around her at the tea that ringed the bottom of the mug.
Meanwhile Delphine rummaged around their apartment looking for supplies but she couldn't find anything.
"Cosima do you not have a sewing kit?"
"A what?" The mug amplified her voice so that Delphine could hear her across the room.
"A needle and thread!"
"No! What use would I have for those!"
Delphine came back to the table, and picked Cosima out with her fingers.
"Hey! NO man handling that's not comfortable! That's really- ouch! Weird. PUT ME DOWN!"
Delphine plonked the short woman on the table.
"Sorry," She apologised.
"I am not a toy!"
"No but you're the size of one."
"That's not the same thing. Where are you goin?!" Cosima panicked as she watched move away from her, "Don't leave me here!"
"Relax, I'm just going to put some proper clothes on," Delphine rolled her eyes and went back into their bedroom to change, leaving a shrunken Cosima to fend for herself for a few minutes.
Cosima wondered around the table in search of food, "Pizza!" She cried upon remembering the box of leftovers that they had put on the table the night before. She made her way to it and crawled through the air hole in the side of it, though she couldn't see much between her deteriorated vision and the lack of light in the box she still managed to run into the greasy food. Literally. It was really weird to think that she'd just crawled into a pizza box, and boy was the cardboard horrible! Greasy and somewhat squishy, but hey, who passes up the chance of pizza? Even if it was now bigger than her head…
Cosima didn't bother contemplating it though, she grabbed a salami slice with two hands and pulled, leaning back and pulling with all her weight until the meat piece dislodged itself- sending Cosima flying into the next slice. Cosima was not deterred by falling on her ass in pizza and instead took note not to eat from that slice as she nibbled her prized salami like a mouse might nibble cheese.
