Nate, Cho and Ginny
were all in Nate's apartment. Cho and Ginny were fighting over
Nate.
"He's mine, you BITCH" Cho grabbed Nate's sleeve
and tugged him towards her.
"No, he's MINE!!" Ginny
protested
"Ladies, ladies, I know I'm sexy, but—"
Just
as he was about to finish his sentence, Aladdin flew in on his magic
carpet.
"HEY NATE" he exclaimed "THIS IS MY WHOLE NEW
WORLD"
Nate walked into the kitchen, grabbed a ladle, and threw
it at Aladdin's head.
"THIS IS NOT THE TIME ALADDIN" he was
fuming. "I have two babes fighting over me!"
"Oh I see man,
I see" But he didn't leave. He stayed there, arms crossed,
floating on his carpet.
"LEAVE!" Nate screamed
"Oh
yeah, right, man." And he flew out the window.
"What the hell
as that?" Ginny asked
"He's an old friend" Nate explained
"He gets a little stupid sometimes. So…where were we ladies…"
Just then, Forrest Gump crashed through the wall, riding a bench.
"Hello. My names Forrest. Forrest Gump"
They all stared.
"Okay this one is totally new to me" Nate said
"Would
you like a chocolate? You know, my mama always says—"
"WE
KNOW WHAT SHE SAYS" Cho screamed at him
"Oh" Forrest said
quietly "I guess I'll be leaving then" Then his bench moved out
the way it came in.
"Okay, Nate" Ginny said, as her and Cho
moved closer towards him
"Your life is just too weird for us.
Take us off the babe-list" Then they both sprouted wings and flew
out the window.
"FINE!!" he shouted "NEXT ON THE LIST IS
POSH SPICE!! SHE'S PROBABLY BETTER THAN BOTH OF YOU PUT
TOGETHER!"
He stood there, all by himself.
Then Edward
Cullen walked out of the bathroom, completely naked.
"COULD YOU
BE ANY LOUDER?!?!" Edward screamed
Nate turned around to look
at Edward
"COVER YOUR FIVURE MAN" Nate covered his eyes
"Oh
yeah, sorry. I forgot you didn't swing that way" Edward flashed
his too beautiful smile, and walked back into the bathroom.
Then
Nate's cell phone rang., and he looked at the ID. It was Sawyer. He
picked it up.
"I'M LOST MAN" Sawyer screamed into the
phone.
Then Nate woke up to see his poster of Posh Spice.
"My
love" He said to it, and walked over to kiss it.
THE END
