An: This is a slightly cracky Phoenix X Edgeworth fic.
Prologue
The tiny scientist (?) laughed evilly at her masterpiece. She smirked as the smoke lifted off her work. Her tanned hands grazed the metal of it. Her laughter grew and resonated though the room.
"Ryoko stop doing the evil laugh it makes you sound like a retard." A dark haired girl said, putting emphasis on the re in retard.
"Damn it, Naomi. I was trying to build suspense for the audience!" The shorter girl yelled.
The invention was to be released at a press conference the next day. It was the first of it's kind. Fan girls everywhere would freak as their newfound heroes and leaders make their yaoi fantasies real! They would cry the names Ryoko and Naomi forever. Even though that wasn't the girl's real names. Ah, the perfect pairing to be instilled. Because even though a pairing could be totally into each other, no one would know unless it was a definite. With the two dark haired high schoolers the pairings would be a definite. Of course if the two girls objected to the pairing it would be ignored.
"Think of the good we can do with this EPIC machine!" Ryoko told her friend. "Mello X Matt would no longer be a dream! I'd no longer have to ship America and Japan, cause they'd be actual couple. Though I don't know if America and England would be a better match."
"Grell and Sebastian would be together!" Naomi fan girled a little.
"Pft. Please Sebastian's too busy fondling Ciel to care. But, I totally support Grell with Undertaker. Or really any male with a nice face. Grell is such a fan girl." Ryoko replied.
"I think we should start with a world that's fairly safe." Naomi pondered, the other nodded.
The two girls conversed all night about where they should go and what they should do. They both agreed they should freak the characters out by their scary knowledge. They also agreed it'd be best to hold back their fan girl squeals.
The next day the duo stepped on the platform ready to give their announcement. The sea of fan girls waiting to hear the neatest invention. The last invention that the two had made could show holograms of any character from a series all one would have to do was think about it. But this invention was even more amazing. This invention was practically begged for. Especially since Ryoko read TONS of fan fictions like that. But this was reality.
"Allow me to introduce the…" Ryoko paused for dramatic effect. "Change Dimensional Super Epic Watches. Because an actual machine would be far too heavy."
The girls pointed at the clunk of metal on their wrist.
"It's also flame retardant and resistant to water damage!" Naomi pointed out.
The crowd was quiet. An audience member raised a hand. She was dressed in a Lolita outfit that made the two inventors wanted to steal it from her.
"Yes you." Naomi pointed at her.
"Um… what the hell does it DO?" She asked.
"Well let me tell you!" Ryoko smiled. "It can transport you into your favorite manga, anime, or game."
The crowd cheered.
"This is only the trial version, so we can't be fully sure it will work." Naomi pointed out. "However we ran a shit ton of tests so yeah."
Several audience members raised their hands.
"You." Ryoko pointed at a lanky girl wearing a sakura yukata.
"Yes, Summer Welbloom from Bishie Post, What do intend to do with such an invention?" The fan girl asked.
"Let me answer this one." Naomi spoke. "We're going to make our favorite yaoi pairings actual couples."
The audience applauded as Naomi picked out another girl. She had ruby read hair and her outfit made her look very much like a reporter.
"Tsuika from Yozakura and How. When will this be available to the public?"
"Sadly never." Ryoko replied. "If this falls in the hands of a boyfriend snatcher we would feel terrible. Also too many of these might cause a rip in time or even create a black hole. We can't be too careful."
The audience moaned.
"Last question before we leave." Naomi stated.
What a short press conference. I dought it's even a page long. Ryoko thought to herself.
They chose the last girl her blonde bangs covered her eyes and she wore a simple white dress.
"Yui from State The Obvious That No One Thinks About. Um. What is you first pairing going to be?" The girl asked timidly.
"Phoenix and Edgeworth from Ace Attorney!" The two girls responded.
Without further delay they set their watches to Ace Attorney and disappeared from the fan girl's sight. Something many men only wish that could do.
"Geh." Naomi said as she landed on some grass. She didn't even remember being transported.
"Ow. My ass." Ryoko cursed as she too landed. She opened her eyes but everything as blurry. "OMG! I'VE GONE BLIND. Naomi, say it ain't so!"
"It's really blurry." The pale female blinked as her companion freaked a little. "Maybe it's the pixels?"
Their eyes then came into focus. They were in a park. They both breathed a sigh of relief.
"It must be a momentary side effect." Ryoko made a mental note.
"Yeah, okay but where the hell are we?" Naomi stood up.
"Don't know- holy crap." Ryoko shook her friend's arm in excitement.
"What? Oh my god." Naomi took a step back.
Across a bricked walkway in the park was a pole. And on that pole was a poster. And on that poster… was The Steel Samurai.
The girls freaked out as they fought that their invention worked. They high-fived each other.
"Now we can finally set our plan in motion." Ryoko smirked.
"It's so beautiful." Naomi cheered.
"THANK YOU STEEL SAMURAI!"
NEXT TIME:
Our two heroes find jobs and a shit hole apartment! We find get to see the two people you even read this for. And prying to personal lives occur in this match making comedy.
"Now remember Naomi we can't fan girl."
"OMFG! Edgeworth, I love you!"
"Want orange juice?"
"So how do you feel about Mr. Edgeworth?"
Read next time on-
Ryoko and Naomi: To Get Them Together.
