Penguins of Madagascar Questionare!
With your host, THE ALMIGHTY Invader Zim!
(random lights flash playing the Penguins theme song)
(all of the POM characters appear in chairs)
(Private is holding a bunny and petting it)
Skipper: What the? How did we get here?
Kowalski: I... dont... know...
Private: (trys to hide the bunny)
Zim: SILENCE! And welcome to the Penguins of madagascar questionare!
Skipper: Um... Why are we on a questionare show with a character from a completely different show?
Kowalski: (stumped) I... dont... know...
Zim: WILL YOU STOP SAYING THAT?
Kowalski: I... dont... (glances at Zims angry Face) um sorry.
Julian: em... excuse me, when do we get to learn about me?
Mort: And the amazing feet.
Maurice: Oh brother...
Zim: This is the show where you get to learn all about your favorite characters! You send in questions and your favorite characters will answer them! From Skipper to Burt, all of your questions SHALL BE ANSWERED! MWA HA HA HAAAA... ehem. Allow me to give a demonstration.
(Old lady from A Christmas Caper appears in a chair with a baseball hat and a number one glove on)(and of course, with her purse of doom)
Old Lady: GET'EM YANKS! GOOOOOOO!
(she stops and looks around completely baffled)
Zim: Welcome! OLD GRANDMA!
Old lady: Huh? What the heck just happened?
(realizes that this isnt the Yankees game anymore and gets up. She takes her purse and begins randomly hitting Rico)
Rico: OW OW OW OW! Havsumothis!
(upchucks chainsaw and points it at old lady)
Old lady: (still hits Rico)
The rest of the characters: ...
Zim: SITDOWN!
Old lady and Rico: (sits down)
Rico:(sticks out tongue at old lady)
Zim: Okay... anyhow, back to the demonstratino, Screen! Come up with some questions to ask the OLD, WRINKLY, DISGUSTING, OLD, lady.
Old lady: (Hits Zim on the head with purse)
Screen: Whats the magic word?
Zim: GRRRRR!
Screen: Fine
1) Why do you hate animals?
Old lady: I smack them.
Screen: That really isnt an answer...
Old lady: SHUT IT! They wanted to hurt poor Mr Chew.
Skipper: Great. Another whack job...
Private: u-huh (bunny is under the seat)
Screen: Okay... so, anyhow,
2)whats your real name?
Old lady: I am (really loud bus noises) , but you can call me nana.
Screen: ... em... kay.
Kowalski: Whats a bus doing in a secluded building, anyway?
Rico: dunno...
Julian: ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT ME! MEEEEE!
Marlene: Um... yeah...
Mort: TEH FEEEEEEET! I MUST HAVE!
Rico: (Swings on a random chandelier) TOGA! WOOHOO!
Zim: Things are getting out of hand... we should probably do something...
(Zim takes popcorn out and watches)
Zim: Or, not. Okay, fans! Its your turn! Our NEXT CONTESTANT IS: ALICE! ASK AWAY! Every chapter will be an episode! And I will see you in 2 weeks when stuff settles around down here. SEE YA NEXT TIME!
Julian: When will you be asking the questions of me?
Zim: SILENCE!
Julian: :( (sad face)
Skipper: (hits camera with a torpedo)
