PARt ONE Bella's POV
As I sit on the couch in the den of Carlisle's house I was watching one of those stupid chick flicks the phone rings.''Hello?'' I say picking up the phone. ''HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!'' some big jolly voice says.''Uhh who is this?''
''It is Santa Claus!'' I stare speechless at the phone. ''Um well great uh what do you want?'' ''Where is Renesmee?''Santa says. ''Uhh first of all why do you want her and umm well.. HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET MY NUMBER?''
He laughs jolly again.''That is because I stalk a lot of people.'' ''Oh well thats good to know dude. Renesmee can'nt talk to you right now.'' It took a moment for him to reply. ''Oh well... okay.'' Then he hung up.
PART TWO
It was Christmas eve and Renesmee was sleeping and I was just chilling by the fireplace. Suddenly there was some glittery sparkly dust flying through the fireplace! And Santa Claus came through the ... door? ''Hello Bella!''
Santa said shaking off some snow from his body. ''Umm why did you come through the door?'' I said standing up. ''Oh the chimney is so dusty!'' ''Yeah right.'' ''Well here is Renesmee's gift!'' He said handing me a little box.
''Yeah thanks.'' He nodded and vanished out of thin air.
PART THREE
''Renesmee come open your gift!'' I yell from the den.''Coming momma!'' She said running in the den. I handed her gift and she tore it open.''Uhh momma I got a coconut.'' She said looking at the fruit.
The one thing I leared that year Santa is a weird guy.
THE END
