Alright. I've been meaning to make this for a while, so here it goes.
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She opened her eyes to see the grass around her house. But it wasn't out the window, like usual. It was right at her face. In fact, her head was resting on it. She sprang up to see the area around her house. Who was she? Oh yeah, she was Fionna the Human. The girl with the bunny hat and blue skirt. And resting peacefully on the ground next to her was her trusty companion, Cake the Cat.
"Ain't nobody...zzz...got time...for...zzzzzzzzzzzz." Cake said in her sleep.
"Cake!" Fionna shouted. "Cake wake up!" She rolled the cat over with her foot, but she showed no sign of waking up. Fionna sighed, and lifted up the cat and shook her violently.
"What?!" Cake shouted. "I'm awake, I'm awake!"
"Cake, why are we out here, not in the house?" Fionna asked.
Cake took a look around. "Oh yeah..." Cake said, still sleepy.
"Cake, what are we doing out here?" She repeated.
"What? Oh, I don't know. Mayybbeeeeee..." she drifted off to sleep again.
"Ugh," Fionna sighed. "This better not have anything to do with Marshall. That jerk hasn't left me alone since Bad Little Boy." Still holding the oversized cat, she walked in the door.
As she walked in, she started to hear noise. Like people talking. It didn't sound familiar.
"Cake!" She whispered. "Cake, there are weirdos in our house! Cake!" But no respone. She sighed again and walked to the voices. She peeked around the wall and saw a boy and a dog, who had obviously stole her clothes. And they were playing Beemo!
"YOU!" She pointed a finger at the intruders, and dropped Cake in the process. They turned around and looked at her.
"Beemo, pause game." The boy said. "Can we help you?" He asked. "Is your cat poisoned or something?"
She looked down at Cake. "What, no. She's just slee- wait what are you doing in my house?!" She yelled angrily.
"Umm," Jake butted in. "In case you haven't noticed, this is OUR house."
"Yeah," Finn said.
"What?" Fionna looked around, but it seemed slightly different than her house. It seemed some of the things were missing, replaced by other things.
"Wait a minute," Finn said cautiously. "Your name isn't Fionna, is it?" Finn said.
"Yeah it is," She said back.
"Oh glob," Finn said, irratated.
"What is it man?" Jake asked.
"Fionna and Cake are gender-bent characters that the Ice King wrote. He forced me to listen to the stories he wrote about them while you were frozen with your butt stickin' out."
"Ice King! That nerd!" Jake said angrily.
"What's going on here?" Fionna asked.
"Well," said Finn. "I don't know. But I bet Ice King does! That jerk."
"And who are you guys?" Asked Fionna.
"Oh, right!" Finn said. "I'm Finn, the hero of Ooo!" He made a heroic pose.
"And I'm Jake the Dog."
"Alright, 'Fionna', we have to go get Ice King and see what he's up to." Said Finn.
"Ice, King? Is that like Ice Queen?" Fionna asked.
"Umm, sure." Finn replied. And with that, our heroes departed for the Ice Kingdom.
