Story by SinisterMarmalade.
This came out of a twisted idea after I started running old school Werewolf: The Apocalypse for my friends.
As always, I intend neither disrespect, infringement nor profit from the source material or it's authors. On with the show.
ALTERNATE SENSHI
Part one: Sweet Beginnings
Usagi Tsukino was humming merrily as she progressed down the sidewalk, taking generous licks from a gigantic ice cream cone. In truth, this had been the best youma battle she had ever been a part of. She smiled and spun happily in place as she recalled the battle.
"You senshi will never defeat me! As the great youma, Evil Ice Cream, I will destroy you all!" The senshi merely smiled and each of them held up one item... a spoon. "Hey, what are you doing!?! Aaugh, help! I'm being devoured by hungry school girls! HELP!!!"
It was midday at the outer's mansion. Michiru Kiaoh was on the porch, painting a scene of their backyard in autumn. Haruka Tenoh lay on her back in the garage, dressed in greasy mechanics overalls, and installing a modified exhaust system for a 1967 Mercury Cougar with a 289 Windsor V8 engine, Tri-Y headers, four double barrel Weber carburetors and a specialized camshaft. Hotaru Tomoe was upstairs in her room, contentedly pouring over her homework. And Setsuna Meioh was awakening from an hour long nap.
Instantly Setsuna sat bolt-upright. Her princess was soon to be in trouble. She ran downstairs and flung open the back porch. "Michiru-san, we must hurry!" She called out to her friend. The two bolted to the garage. "Haruka-san!" They yelled, looking around.
"Bam!" the underside of the car responded, and a glaring Haruka Tenoh emerged. "What..." Haruka began, "In the thousand HELLS can I do for you?" Despite the impending and unspecified doom that threatened Usagi, they had to giggle at the hapless race car driver. Quickly, however, they regained their composure.
"The nega-verse is about to shunt Usagi-chan to an alternate dimension," explained Setsuna.
"Get in the Plymouth Duster 340," commanded Haruka as she climbed to her feet. Once they were in, Haruka gunned the engine and they took off down the road.
"Haruka-chan, couldn't we chase youma in a nice... Tempo, or maybe a subcompact diesel?" Michiru asked.
"Hmm, a stick shift Tempo... switch the drive train to the rear wheels, Traction lock differential with a 3.91:1 gear ratio, dual turbo-chargers..." Haruka mused.
"Nevermind that, just try not to run over Ami-chan," Michiru suggested as she indicated the blue haired inner senshi with her face in a book. The car was rapidly gaining speed upon Ami as she crossed the street. By sending the car into a half moon drift around Ami, Haruka managed to open the door a moment, pull her in, throw her (literally) into the back seat with Setsuna, close the door and regain their forward thrust. A surprised Ami Mizuno blinked and sat up.
"Haruka, what the hell was that!?" The normally passive senshi demanded.
"You're princess, as per usual, is getting in some kind of trouble that we need to rescue her from!" Haruka answered.
"Ami-chan," Setsuna said looking over at her, "you've got ice cream on your chin."
Elsewhere, Usagi had to stop and stare. In the field in front of her was the cutest bunny rabbit she had ever seen. And it was staring back at her with big round eyes. Dropping the rest of her ice cream, she squealed in delight and proceeded to catch and cuddle the little fluffy tailed creature. It escaped, however, and began to jump away towards a strange glowing portal. A 1970 Plymouth Duster 340 skidded sideways on the road behind her and started towards the moon princess, but all Usagi noticed was that Mr. Fluffykins (the name just occured to her) was in danger.
The first thing that happened was that the rabbit jumped through the portal. The second thing that happened was Usagi Tsukino jumped through the same portal after Mr. Fluffykins. The third thing that happened was the portal disappeared in a most obnoxious manner, because the fourth thing that happened was a very nice Plymouth Duster smashed into a tree that had been behind the portal. Michiru and Ami checked if everyone was alright, Setsuna started to formulate a back up plan, And Haruka punched the dashboard and shouted curses at the tree.
