Seifer x Zell (and more later) Tournament to be held in the Garden, Every SeeD is to participate. What Mayhem can conjure form the phenomenon? I mean, Its JUST teenage peoples getting together and playing sports. What could go wrong? This offer will not last, limited warranty and Couples may vary.

Yellow! This is Fire-kat Here! I know the summery wasn't pure gold, but just read and the plot will unfold before your very eyes! ^_\| Seifer and Zell are an often used pair so I'm just going with the flow here, but any suggestions are always welcome! Please don't hate, my fellow sheep, for I'm not the Brightest crayon when it comes to spelling. blah=thoughts, any one can figure that out right? so umm.. hmmm.... I guess that all there is to inform you about, so on with the story and enjoy! This Fanfiction was brought to you by the Letter "K"

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~Seifer's POV~ Why, in the Seven hells is he staring at me? What, is there some thing on my face? Is my coat discolored? If Zell doesn't stop watching me soon, Im going to snap. Just then, the Blue Eyed teen know as Zell walked toward Seifer with his friends Squall, Selphie, and Irvine close in tact. I suddenly felt a foreign feeling sweep across my whole body. What is this? anger, enmity? No, more like nervousness... Wait, me? The great bully? Almighty Seifer? If any thing I should be making that chicken over there nervous! Hey! he's coming my way, better think of something that'll piss him off, he looks kinda cute when he gets angry. Wait what!?.... never mind Just when I opened my mouth to say my witty remark, I was stopped short because I noticed Zell's eye contact was parting with mine slowly as he walked towards me. A bit disappointed, I discovered a poster on the bulletin board slightly to the right of me. Oh... so that's what caught Zell's attention... not me.... but then again, why would I care? "Hey, take a look at this poster you guys!" Zell said, enthusiastically. Irvine read aloud "It says..

"SeeDs, It has come to my attention that many of you have started to become ignorant in your duties as a SeeD and are forgetting skills that are required on the battlefield. Just because you are conferred a high rank does not give you the option to skip class, that is an insult to me as to your intuition. Though the most ignominy of concerns is that many of you have also become Physically unfit and a bit flabby around the gut. Due to this event, I have decided to hold a tournament for all SeeDs to take Place in. Every body will be divided into 2 divisions, teamRed and team White. This tournament will consist of various physical activities, a point will be Awarded to the winning team of each event. After all the points are tallied, a special gift will be Bestowed on the winners. I hope this will give all of you a chance to exercise and sharpen Your skills. Those of you who choose not to participate will be dropped 3 ranks. Sorry, but this Is strictly for the SeeDs students, though other students are welcome to sit in the bleachers and cheer. I Hope all of you see this as a fun experience. The tournament will be held on the 24th. Information of teams will be posted in the Quad later tomorrow and remember, Survival of the Fittest! -Head Master, Cid"

"Were all glade your literate Irvine" Squall remarked. "I try" countered Irvine as he tipped his cowboy hat in Squall's direction. "ohhhh, I really hope were all on the same team, We'd be unstoppable together! Me with my cuteness, Irvine with your never missing aim, Squall with your rare Gun Blade expertise, Quistis with her super intelligence, Zell with your quick hits, and Seifer with his strength" Selphie smiled at her well thought out list. Zell was surprised to hear Seifer's name on the list of supposed comrades "Wait, why'd you bring his name into the list, he doesn't like us and he's not even a SeeD." What!? How dare he! I passed that 2 weeks ago! The exam was easer than scratching the middle part of your back! And as for the 'liking' part, you'd be surprised. Only if He'd pay attention to me once in a while. "For your information Chicken, I am indeed a qualified SeeD and have been for a while." My short out burst kind of clued them in that I was eave dropping.. Oops. "But you know, your right. Why in the world would any one want to be on YOUR team? Your just some small little cry baby that sometimes gets lucky and manages to give a couple of pecks and chicken scratches to the offending side." He he he, that got him boiling mad.

"Well you know what Seifer!?" Zell attempted at a come back "what Chicken?" "w-well..." Zell was at a loss for words to think of anything. "Well y- your... YOUR UGLY" Every one around him including some by standers sweat dropped. ._.' "......." "......." I decided to break the silence, "Great come back, for an 8 year old, I really didn't think it was possible, but I now have lower opinion of you, Hatchling" my tone sounded mocking at the ending part of the sentence. "That's enough Seifer, leave him alone" Selphie took the defensive. "awwww, now you have girls fighting your battle. What next? Will you have Squall treat your boo-boos?" Squall raised an eyebrow from that last random gesture. "What ever" "meh, I got better things to do" I turned on the heels of my feet to leave, "The worst of luck to all of you" Before I could get beyond 2 steps, I heard a certain chicklet call my name. "What the hell do you wan-" *POW!* A punch landed on the left side of my cheek, right below my eye. I toppled a step back, a bit surprised, a bit dazed. The left side of my sight was blurry, but cleared up in a matter of seconds. The first thing I was an able to see, was Very angry Zell, being held back by three less than happy friends. "Easy there cowboy!" Irvine said, holding a trashing Zell by his right arm, accompanied by Selphie holding on desperately around his stomach. As hard to imagine, even Squall was trying to keep Zell under control with a firm, yet slipping grasp on his left arm. "you'd better Run NOW Seifer!" Zell managed to yell between what seemed to sound like something between a growl and a roar. "Or I'm going to kick your ass SO hard, It wont be funny!!

Ah, Crap, now what am I supposed to do? I didn't mean to upset him this much. Well actually, I kind of did, I cant help it, it so much fun! But now, if I walk away, people will start to suspect that I'm weak, or even worse, that I like Zell. It wouldn't be far from the truth though. Bah! Stop Saying That!! Although, I don't want to hurt him for some strange reason. mmmmm, what to do, what to do!? *GasP* Bingo! I'll just do the second thing he hates the most!

"Ha, didn't hurt at all!" I mocked, "now, as I said, I've got better things to do, but before I go.." I walked over close to him, taking advantage of his restraining, I whispered, "Hey chicken, looks like your having a bad hair day!" There was only a second of confusion on his face, because as soon as I told him that, I ruffed his hair making sure every crisp spike would fall limply. At that moment, there was a déjà vu for Squall, Selphie, and Irvine of a Trashing Zell doing everything in his power to get free, but no avail. Still he went on struggling.

Wow, as much as I want to watch this, I better get out of here. I turned and walked toward my dorm, hearing words of profanity every now and then. from the enraged blond. Hehe, didn't think that innocent kid Knew that word.

"Damn! I'm already half way to my dorm and I can still hear him?" Seifer asked him self quietly

" AND AFTER THAT, SEIFER ALMASY, IM GOING TO STRANGLE YOU WITH YOUR OWN INTESTAINS, AND LEAVE YOUR ACID COVERED CORPES TO ROT IN HELL WHERE IFIRIT CAN SPEND THE REST OF ETERNITY SLASHING YOU IN THE EYES RIGHT AFTER HE-" Zell never even took a second from his string of insults to take a breath.

"hmmm, wasn't today productive" I finally reached my dorm, closing the door behind me, planning for the next day which was surly to be full of excitement. "I wonder which team I'm going to be on any way.. I guess I'll wait and see."

To be continued *dot dot dot* Oops I mean "."



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ummm.. Any opinions out there? Like plot, or format, especially format! Is this way of writing messy, confusing? Oh and will some one help me especially, especially on coupling? Because frankly, I'm up shit creek without a paddle on this subject. SquallxWho? Who people? Who?! I'm not offended by any couples. Oh, Oh, and when, or if you Review, could some one tell me what "OOC" or "OC" whatever, stands for? Yes, I'm quite aware that I'm not the brightest crayon in the aquarium, but you know. Feel free to criticize my work, but remember, I have a low self-esteem, and when you hear about some a homicidal little girl out on the loose, every one will know whom to blame!! Peace out Bros and SisTas, Fire-Kat