"OMG SIS ARE YA FUCKIN EXCITED?" Patty screeched into her sisters face like the planets largest pidgin putting a stick up it's butt

Death the Kid was the obsession of symmetrical alignment and Liz and Pattrick was his weapons. He's collecting the 99 souls for both of them but they have to be even stevens or he'll shit his pants. Patty was all exited because she had 98 soles but Liz only had 97 sholes.

The shits was not even stevens.

Suddenly Death the Nihilistic Fag Kid King flew into a screaming fury, and broke all of Liz's fingers because they wasn't even stevens, but he did Liz and not patty because 97 is an odd number and 98 is not an odd number.

"AAAUAAGHGSDASIUYGFDSGFSUHGAGHGDSHGFAGGOT!" Kid screamed in fury as he cut himself over the slight lack of symmetry. He cried like a group of emo onions who had made a blood pact to commit suicide but couldn't because of the tears induced by their companions.

So Liz and Patty had no choice but to vomit out all the dark soles they had so they would both be zero in order to stop Kid's blind fury.

But at zero, zero divided by zero equals INGSFESKJGRDVFJNSFFEJNYNGDCN FUCKIN ERROR and so their trangressions opened the portal to a parallel plain where the dark lord of spagheti grabbed kid and had his way with him with his godly spagheti tentacles.

He filled kid up with demonic spaghetti sauce, as a satanic Chef Boyardee laughed in the distance.

Butt kid was Ok because he's a shinorigami so he just went to the emergency room.

Too bad the emergency room wasn't in symmetrical so he went grim reaper super insaiyan (that's like insane and super saiyan but one thing)

Meanwhile, to celebrate nation Hitler day, Black Stair and Soul Eater went to watch a movie about Shinigami senpai and his amazing death camp for social justice bloggers on Tumblerer.

Sole Eater took a long time to get the movie because he at his shoes again.

Plenty of time for some lasbien sex for Tsubaki and Baka.

"I can turn into all kinds of weapons, and the dadliest weapon of all is hte dildo." Tsubaki said somewhat seductively because she's 2shy4this

Maka shivered in excitement and her erection rose as she whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror. If anything she could say that this cab was rare, but she thought "I hope Black Star and Sole don't see us." She pulled up to Tsubaki's chest at about seven or eight and she yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes study for the test!" She looked at her conquest she was finally there, to sit on her throne as the queen of Tsubaki's funbags

Tsubaki took off Maka's shirt but all this spaghetti that she stuffed in to fake her breasts fell out. The spaghetti made them all slippery. They went at it and Tsubaki and Maka were all even stevens.

Make and Tsubaki couldn't hold it in anymore. Their simultaneous organisms made the room smell like sour cream and onions.

To bee cuntinued