Disclaimer: I don't own Sasuke, Menma, or Road To Ninja.
Not yet.
"What?"
"You heard me, be my boyfriend Menma!" Sasuke said proudly, holding up a single rose. Sasuke had been following Menma for a while, even though he ignored it and now he was cornered at his porch.
"Are you taking drugs? And if your not who the fuck did you bet to do this" Menma asked raising an eyebrow suspicously.
Sasuke stuck out his tounge and made a disgusted face "Ew! Hell no! Drugs are nasty as frick!" his tone of voice showing that he was entirely grossed out.
"Plus, I didn't bet anyone! I love you! Your cute, and proud, and-" Sasuke continued while Menma froze at the mention of the word 'cute'.
"What did you just call me?" Menma was shaking, his raven hair slightly swaying in the wind as his eye's turned into a even more icy blue.
"I called you cute! Especially because of your little whisker marks!" Sasuke smiled, pointing to Menma's cheeks.
There was a akward silence before Sasuke was punched straight in the gut, and fell down to the ground.
"I am not cute!" Menma roared before opening his door and slamming it on the poor Uchiha. Sasuke stared at the door that had been slammed and smiled. He knew that this would end in two ways; Menma running to him because he was so handsome and loveable or getting killed.
And it would be worth the effort.
