Don't own it

'Beautiful Liar' belongs to Beyonce' and Shakira.

'Before he Cheats' belongs to Carrie Underwood


"Not again," Ginny said looking at Hermione's sullen pale face.

"Draco," Harry said coming in the room with Blaise on his cell phone.

Ginny looked at Harry, her husband for a few years and the father of her children of James and Lily and sighed. Ron, Luna, Harry, Ginny, Blaise, and Pansy always thought Draco was faithful. Now Hermione married him and after having his two children, Erin and Tyson, Draco became kinda tired of his true love and went to the bar. Enough said?

Draco cheats.

Plainly like that. And Draco has almost brought him so close to divorce, but now was too much. The problem was, Draco was beautiful liar. He could make you feel so loved and then scamper to his other girlfriend. Hermione sighed.

"Yes, again." she said.

"DRACO! DON'T YOU DARE GO TO THAT ROOM! I WILL MAKE SURE THAT GIRL IS DEAD PERSONALLY AND I DON'T CARE IF I'M SENT TO ASKABAN!" Harry yelled in the cellphone. Ron groaned something like, "Same old ferret".

Harry yelled in fustration and closed the cellphone. Blaise took the cell and threw it across the room, leaving a dent in the kitchen wall.

"Your fixing that." Luna glared. Pansy walked in the room, crying.

"What is it Pans?" Hermione asked.

"I'm pregnant." she sobbed. Blaise gasped, Pansy was declared unfertile two years ago. Harry and Ginny had James and Lily. Ron and Luna had their 3 children Samantha, Vanessa, and Walter. Hermione had Erin and Tyson. Blaise and Pansy the 'sex experts' couldn't have any and now that possiblity could happen.

"They confused me with someother girl. Some Cassie girl, bless her soul she just had the news. She was unfertile and I was." Pansy sobbed, smiling.

"Ahw, Pans that's great. But we have bigger news." Ginny said.

"Huh?" Pansy asked.

"Draco is cheating on Hermione again." Ron said drasticly. Pansy's innocent smile turned devilish and Slytherin like.

"Oh, really?" she asked.

"What are you smiling like that, babe?" Blaise asked. Pansy straightened her jacket and smiled some more.

"I actually was saving this until he cheated again and it happen. Listen hear, Hermione has every right to divorce Draco. After she does or doesn't, we all fake our death, we move far away and make our home Unplottable. We raise the children good and strong and maybe just might wait for 11 years to pass and we send our children to Hogwarts. He'll never find us." Pansy grinned. Blaise jumped with excitment.

"perfect, darling!" he said.

"What is that gonna do?" Ron asked.

"Draco can't forgive himself if he can't be forgiven. If Hermione doesn't forgive him and actually vanished from the world, he'll just go crazy." Blaise smiled.

"How will we know he won't kill himself?" Luna asked.

"Draco knows how much life can bring him. He'll just wallow away in saddness. He made an Unbreakable Vow that he will never try to attempt to die. It's kinda the thing that he really can't get over." Pansy said.

"Okie, I signed the papers." hermione said. In the wizarding world, you just need to sign the papers and you're divorce.

"Let's pack!" Harry screamed and waved his wand.

-an hour later-

"Ok," Hermione said scribbling her note she left Draco.

"Mommy, where are we going?" Samantha asked Luna.

"We're going home." Luna said and the 14 vanished from the face of the Earth.


"Hermione?" Draco called after his one night stand. Silence. He didn't even hear the cry of his baby boy. He licked his lips, pink from the lipstick. He walked down the hallway and wondered where hermione and the kids were. He entered the kitchen and saw a mess. A broken cell phoen (Harry's), a dent in the wall, broken glass, water, and something that broke his heart. The locket he gave Hermione on their wedding day on the floor, blood surrounding it. He bent down, tears falling.

"No," he whispered. and stopped a bloody letter with Draco's name.

Dear Draco,

I am now here, hiding. Death eaters came to our house while we were all in the kitchen. I escaped. Oh Draco, if you were here instead of that business meeting. Tyson and Erin are gone. They were killed. Harry and everyone and make sure their bodies were never found. Except me. Let's just hope that i cane survive...

There was nothing after that word. Draco suspected the Death Eaters found her writing the note and killed her. Draco shooked his head. If only he didn't cheat. He would have died with Hermione and his friends. In honor.

If only he knew what really happened.


Hermione wiped her hands from the day's work.

"This house is so big. It took me hours to find my room!" Luna said. Pansy smiled and put her arm around Hermione, squeezing her arm.

"You ok?" Pansy asked.

"Yea," she said.

"It's home for now." Ginny said.

"Maybe he'll think next time before he cheats." Hermione snarled.

"A beautiful Liar," Luna qouted from a song that Hermione loved.

"Irreplaceable," Pansy smiled.

"But, he better think before..."

"He Cheats," they said in unison and this became a life learning lesson.