BLEACH MAKES LAUNDRY WHITE LIKE WTF IS THIS DARK MAGIC LIKE IM SCARED SHITLESS OMFG

Ichigo opened his wardrobe. The girl with dark hair was sitting inside (had to google her name cuz I forgot lol Im so quirky m I rite). Her name was Rukia, and she was making Ichigo hard every single time he looked at her.

"What do you want THIS TIME?!" she asked.

"I need to make use of my penis." Ichigo replied.

"I won't let you do it again you fucking ginger piece of shit with phimosis." Rukia replied.

She ejected large strikes with her sword and destroyed half of the room but Ichigo quickly grabbed her sword, broke it in half by smashing it between his asscheeks and incapacitated Rukia with his masculine strength.

"ICHIGO U PIECE OF CRAP LET ME GO OR IM GONNA BITE YOUR BALLS OFF!11" Rukia screamed as Ichigo was slapping her asscheeks with his dick.

"NO TIME FOR FOREPLAY BITCH GOTTA GO STRAIGHT INTO THE A-HOLE!" Ichigo replied.

"DAFUQUQ!?"

ICHIGO WENT IN AND BROKE HER FROM THE INSIDE AND HIS DICK KEPT GROWING FOR SOME REASON AND HOLY SHIT RUKIA WAS ASDOAJS AND ICHIGO WAS AJFNOAFND AND ALSO IT WAS THE THIRTIETH TIME THIS WEEK.

After roughly five hours of absolutely savage ass rape he quickly took his dick out, thrusted it into Rukia's mouth down to the balls and ejaculated in her throat.

AND THEN HE RAN BECAUSE SHE WAS CHASING HIM ACROSS THE LAND OF JAPAN THE LAND OF WEEB AND TAKOYAKI LIKE DAFUQ IS TAKOYAKI ANYWAY I HEARD IT IN AN ANIME THAT WAS SUPERIOR TO BLEACH I DUNNO IT WAS ABOUT PIRATES AND FRUITS OR SOME FUCKING SHIT.

Also, if we assume that every time Rukia was caught by Ichigo it took him five hours to finish, that took 150 hours in total this week, and a week has 168 hours in it, leaving Rukia with only about 2,5 hours of freedom per day, so she didn't get any sleep barely anything to eat (except Ichigo's dick'n balls) and also her hair was unwashed. I dunno If this turns you on, if so, then you need help. We can go find a specialist together if you want, I could also use some help.

ANYWAY BACK INTO THE ACTION, ICHIGO FUCKING SLASHED HIS WAY THROUGH THE CITY KILLING EVERYONE AND RUKIA CHASED AFTER HIM BCUZ SHE'S HAD ENOUGH OF THE GINGERBOY'S SHIT.

ICHIGO TRIPPED AND SHE CAUGHT HIM AND FISTED HIS ASS FOR TWO HOURS AS A PUNISHMENT BEFORE REALIZING THAT ICHIGO WAS GETTING OFF BY THAT SO SHE SAID "FUCK THAT" AND GAVE UP BUT ICHIGO ASKED HER TO TAKE A SHIT ON HIS FACE AND SHE SAID "EWW, YOU PSYCHO" AND SHE CALLED HIM A CRAZY NIGGER AND HE SAID HE LOVES HER ANYWAY AND SHE SAID "AWW" AND SHE FORGAVE HIM BUT SHE STILL DIDN'T TAKE A SHIT ON HIS FACE BECAUSE IT'S HORRIBLE.

THAT'S THE END BITCHES

I hope this story wasn't too screamy for your tastes. Anyway, if you'd like to leave suggestions/criticism, go ahead. I MEAN I DON'T FUCKING CARE WRITE WHAT YOU FUCKING WANT LIKE THIS IS A FREE WORLD M I RITE DONALD MY NIGGA ANYWAY GO AHEAD AND LEAVE YOUR COMMENTS BELOW FAGS, ALSO DON'T CALL ME RETARDED OR GAY OR THAT I CAN'T WRITE BECAUSE IT TURNS ME ON LIKE CRAZY, SO IF YOU WANT TO INSULT ME YOU NEED TO SAY THIS WAS A MASTERPIECE. ONLY SAY THAT IT WAS SHIT IF YOU WANT ME TO FEEL GOOD AND EJACULATE LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER. ANYWAY I'LL BE GOING NOW, THIS WRITING MADE ME HARD AND I NEED TO FIND SOME QUALITY BLEACH HENTAI. OH, IF YOU HAVE ANY COOL HENTAI, PLEASE SEND IT MY WAY THROUGH PRIVATE MESSAGE, NOT THE LINKS BUT NAMES. THANKS YOU PIECES OF SHIT. DON'T YOU DARE SEND ME ANY OF THAT GAY/FREAKY SHIT OR ELSE I'M GONNA SEND DANGEROUS BLACK PEOPLE YOUR WAY, AND YOU DON'T WANT TO FUCK WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS THE POWER TO SEND BLACK PEOPLE AFTER HIS ENEMIES. ALRIGHT, SEE YA TWATS!