JIGGLYDILLY!
BY: Isamaru-sama AND Khanayda
Disclaimer: Neither of us own pokemon…don't really think I would want to though
Ash, Brock and Misty are walking along the road towards the next town for some fun and relaxation, forget badges, it's time for some fun!
Brock was dreaming his usual perverted thoughts about the beautiful girls in the next town, while Ash and Misty were both thinking about each other.
Then suddenly out of nowhere out jumps the trio of Team Rocket…and they have a secret weapon this time…JIGGLYDILLY!!
"Prepare for Trouble"
"And make it double"
"To protect the world from devastation"
"To untie all peoples within our nation"
"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"
"To extend our reach to the stars above!"
"Jessie!"
"James!"
"Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!"
"Surrender now, or prepare to fight!"
"JIGGLYDILLY!!" Jigglydilly squealed, Meowth looked very perturbed
"Hey that's my line!"
"Shut up Meowth we don't care!" Jessie yelled. Ash, Brock and Misty just stared at the trio. Jessie and Meowth stop bickering and turn to the twerp trio. "NOW YOU'LL PAY! JIGGLYDILLY!" The abomination that looked like a Jigglypuff except green with golden eyes and tentacles coming out of its head came up. Brock and Ash blanched and Misty ran to the nearest tree and vomited.
"What, what is that thing?" Ash asked horrified at the sight of this sin against nature.
"Ha, ha, this is our new secret weapon to capture that Pikachu! This is the ultimate pokemon, Jigglydilly!" Jessie said cackling madly. "It will make you so repulsed by its nature that you will have no choice but to run, MAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
"and then we will finally have that Pikachu…wait were is that Pikachu?" James asked looking around. A burp came from the Jigglydilly as it came up to Jessie, it then coughed a yellow hair ball and smiled. Team Rocket just stood there stunned then looked around. "I, uh, guess there is no more Pikachu to capture so…TEAM ROCKETS BLASTING OFF AGAIN!" Team Rocket said as they were somehow catapulted into the sky. The kids just stood there looking at the spot where Team Rocket was a second ago.
"What the hell just happened?" Ash asked in bewilderment.
"Uh, I think it just ate your Pikachu," Brock replied, sounding a bit confused himself.
Misty gagged. "Oh god, I can still smell it..." She ran behind a tree with her hands clasped firmly over her mouth. Ash and Brock simply continued to stare at the empty road as vomiting sounds could be heard from the nearby tree.
THE END
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Isamaru-sama and Khanayda
