The Time When Ninja Sex Party Fought the Magical Bass Dragon.
There is, and according to science, there will always be Ninja Sex Party. The men who sex. Especially Danny. Let these words be what shows their awesomeatude. Yeah! Awesome and attitude combined to make musical sex gods. Don't believe me? Then let me tell you the time when Danny and Ninja Brian fought the magical bass dragon.
It was a normal day in the Sexbang household. Danny was draped in his bed with some luscious ladies while Brian was planning his next attack while attacking someone. Who was Brian attacking? It was just some guy. It doesn't matter really. All I know is that he's dead now. Suddenly, out of nowhere, the sky exploded with the multicoloured bass tones of a magical dragon from a parallel dimension in an unconvincing side-fringe haircut.
It was time for Ninja Sex Party to act. Pouncing into action, Danny got into his battle unitard battle suit while Brian killed a guy. Slow motion leaping outside they saw the horror they where going to face. A giant dragon pulsating with multicoloured bass tones hovering in the sky. People where yelling and screaming in horror. Danny and Brian looked at each other. They know what they needed to do. They needed to run a… I mean defeat the beast with the power of their instruments. By that, I mean Brian's keyboard and Danny's bass. What did you think you meant? Their what!? Danny has an impressive unit of supreme power but Brian? Isn't he gay?
I have just been advised to retract that statement because if I do not I will fall pray to an act of accidental murder by murder. That is a double single murder and that really hurts. Ninja Brian is totally not but maybe possibly gay.
Don't kill me…
The dragon saw that they where readying their attack so it leered up and blew them with all of its magical dragon powers. Blew with fire. There was to much of a size difference the other way. But it was not enough. Danny and Brian went ape-shit on their instruments and repelled the attack with sick tunes. The dragon, stunned from their maniacal music, fell to the ground breathless. Seeing their chance, Danny and Brian summoned all their sexy ninja might and went to town! They got some creamy ice cream. Then they attacked the dragon. Seeing its end, the dragon took in the deepest breath it could and dropped the bass.
What followed was too awesome for words. The bass drop of a magical inter-dimensional bass dragon combined with the bodacious beats of sexy ninjas and Danny. There was an explosion of orgasmic light and the dragon was gone. Pulled back into the inter-dimensional orifice from whence it came as the orifice clenched itself shut. Where did the dragon go? The hell if I know. I'm just the narrator. What am I? A scientist or something? No. So keep you stupid questions to your self and just go with it. Yes, this totally happened. Shut up.
Now with the dragon gone, and the world now safe, Danny and Brian went back to their normal routine. Danny unsuccessfully sexing the ladies or all species and Brian went back to committing homicides.
And that was the time when Ninja Sex Party fought the magical bass dragon.
It totally happened. It was not all just a dream I had the last time I was on PCP. I don't take PCP. Or do I?
No.
