So, because Frozen on Facebook had gotten 'reported' and placed on this group's list who calls themselves 'Eliminator' a few months ago, I had taken it down. At first I wasn't going to repost it, but now I guess I will. However it will ensue randomness beyond comprehension and what not. The plots that I had in the story are the same but more in 'story' form…I guess. Let me know what you all think and whether this is even worth doing.
Fun Times in Frozen
Anna was bored. Like really really bored. However that was only the half of her problems. On top of being bored, she was annoyed. Like really really annoyed. Groaning she paced the hallway in front of her sister's study and threw her hands up when she heard a familiar tune go by, "Oh to hell with it!" She said to herself and pulled a piece of paper out of her dress pocket and went into Elsa's study.
"Hi Anna." Elsa said surprised as Anna stormed forward and slammed the paper on the desk causing the container of ink to wobble slightly, "Ok what is this?"
"An invitation." Anna said firmly as Elsa broke her sister's seal and read it.
"You are inviting me to build a snowman?" Elsa deadpanned, "You stormed into my office, nearly tipped over my ink, just to invite me to build a snowman? Really?" Before Anna could respond Elsa shook her head and tossed the paper in the trash and returned to writing, "Go away Anna."
Anna threw her hands up and paced in front of the large desk, "Ever since your song has gotten popular and got an Oscar for the Best Original Song, you have not wanted to hang out with me!"
Elsa let out an annoyed groan, "Let it go!"
Before Anna could respond one of the servants must have heard the yelling, because the next thing Anna hears is the man singing, "Let it go! Let it go! Can't hold it back anymore!"
She glared at her sister and chased after the servant, "OMG STOP SAYING THAT!"
Kristoff shook his head as he now approach the open door to see Elsa laughing, "You know this could come back and bite you right?"
"Yes, but for now let's just enjoy the entertainment." Elsa said opening her desk and pulled out two pieces of candy, "Want one?"
Kristoff shrugged and took one as he saw his girlfriend still chasing after the servant who was yelling, "I am sorry! I have the blasted song stuck in my head!" Kristoff and Elsa burst out in another round of laughter.
The next day, Anna was still in a bad mood, however it kind of only got worse when she and her sister along with Kristoff were summoned to the throne room. Once they arrived Kai announced, "Prince Hans of the Southern Isles."
Hans walks into the room in all of his ugly sideburn glory. He bows deeply before them, "Your Majesty. Princess Anna…and uhmm…" Hans looks up and eyes Kristoff, "Who are you?"
Kristoff makes a move to get up, but Anna places a hand on his arm. Sharing a look he sighs deeply in annoyance, "Kristoff the Royal Ice Master and Deliver."
"Is that even a real thing?" Hans asks.
"Is now." Anna spits back glaring at Hans.
Elsa looks between them and lets out a cough, making everyone return to the present moment, "What is the meaning of this Hans? I thought I said you were to never return again."
Hans holds out a piece of paper to which Kai takes it grudgingly and hands it to Elsa, "I was made to come by my brothers to try and make amends for my actions. By their orders I am to do whatever is necessary to reestablish ties between the Southern Isles and Arendelle."
Elsa nods along and sighs, "Ok fine you can stay. Kai show him to his quarters, but have a guard with him at all times." Elsa glares harshly at Hans, who bows.
"What?!" Anna and Kristoff exclaim.
"He tried to kill you!" Anna said harshly while glaring at her ex-fiancé.
"He tried to kill you too," Elsa said gently, "besides I have no choice."
Hans rubs the back of his head, "Well this is a turn of events."
Anna glares at the man in front of her with distain, "Do you really want to be punched again? 'Cuz I can give you another knuckle sandwich."
Kristoff looks at Anna and frowns like a child being robbed of doing something great, "But I wanna turn." He pouts at her, trying to give her his best puppy dog eyes.
Elsa glares at Kristoff, "Get in line iceman. If anyone gets to punch him it is me ok? He would be mine."
Hans watches the trio like a match and raises his hands to speak, "Look it was nothing personal ok?" They looked at him in shock, "I just wanted something to rule, and since we are kind of technically engaged I can still get what I want."
Anna, Elsa, and Kristoff looked at each other and then at Hans, "Uhm no we are not." Anna said slowly, "Our engagement ended months ago when we shipped you back to the Isles, or wait I am sorry it was a few days before then."
Hans looked at her, "Wait when did we formally break up?"
Anna laughed in disbelief when she stood up from her throne and walked toward him and got in his face. She held up her left hand and pointed to her ring finger, "You never put a ring on it…so therefore we are not and never were engaged." She lowered it and started to list off, "Besides I believe the punch in the face, the whole 'stealing the throne' idea, along with attempted double premeditated murder bit kind of was a deal breaker for you." His shock face was an expression that Elsa and Kristoff had to cover their mouths to keep from laughing, "Sorry!" Winking she walked out of the room.
Elsa stood up along with Kristoff and she asked, "Would you like to be shown to your quarters?" Elsa asked still smirking.
"Yes please," Hans said biting out the word and he was led away.
Later that night at dinner-
It was silent as everyone ate. Anna sat at Elsa's right hand and across from Kristoff, who was internally cursing himself at having to sit next to Hans. Hans was feeling just as awkward and cursed his bothers for this punishment. However to try and diffuse the tension he looks at Anna, "Uhm that punch you gave me," they all looked at him as he continued, "Did you really have to punch me that hard?"
"Do I really have to dignify that with a response? You tried to kill my sister." Anna stated as she twirled the pasta around her fork.
Elsa looked at her, "He tried to kill you too do not forget."
"She has got a point." Kristoff said agreeing as he reached over and took Anna's hand lovingly.
However Anna slipped her hand out from his and looked at her sister, "You are more important."
"No you are." Elsa said gently to her younger sister.
Hans resisted the urge to gag, "Uhm this was between myself and Anna…"
Kristoff glared at the man next to him, "Yea you are not coming near Anna or Elsa separately or you will not be left alone with them."
Before Hans could come back with a retort, Olaf burst into the room, "I like warm hugs!"
Hans felt his eye twitch a bit, "Is that snowman alive?"
Olaf turned to face Hans, "Oh you are that Hans jerk that Anna talked about. I am Olaf and I like warm hugs! You look like you need a hug."
"Uhm…no…no I do not need a hug." Hans said slowly.
Anna looked at Elsa as Olaf tried to get Hans to accept a hug, "Ok I am going to have fun. His brothers certainly came up with a good punishment."
Elsa laughed along with Kristoff and Anna as Hans exclaimed, "Seriously what is with this snowman and hugs?!"
