A weird… very weird idea, I know. But since I started reading Umineko, I just was so fascinated with the witches in there, that I just couldn't stop myself! By the way, I haven't finished Umineko, so there could be errors here and there… who knows. Anyway, enjoy!

Lady Lambdadelta and Lady Bernkastel, witches of the senate and super powerful beings, were bored. Like, really bored. Lambda then, checking the fragments in the big sea, she found the one conducting to Dragon Ball Super's universe during the tournament of power. They decided then to have a little fun with the beings in that universe.

In the infinites of the space, there was the enormous Sea of Fragments. Fragments are prisms that represent infinite parallel worlds with different possibilities, so for a Voyager witch in particular; it was easy to travel to the different universes with any effort at all.

Even with those enormous powers, two of the most powerful ever existing being were bored as hell.

Sitting on the big pink pillow of the large bed, one girl signed tiredly while rubbing her eyes. "My God, I'm so goddam bored!" the girl yelled, slapping the bed in a childish way. A hand grabbed her by the wrist; she turned her head to look directly at dull violet eyes, which belonged to her almost lover, friend and enemy.

"Lambdadelta, would you stop complaining?" the girl demanded, looking exasperated, with her long dark blue hair falling on the sides of her head, making her look more intimidating. However, for the blonde that made her look adorable.

"C'mon, Bern! It has been such a long time since we had some fun. Aren't you bored just sitting here and playing with cat toys?" Lambdadelta told her, adjusting her cute pink hat on the top of her head, passing her covered fingers between her short blonde locks while looking directly at her best friend.

Bernkastel sat on the bed, her cat tail bouncing behind her, despite her emotionless face. "And… what do you want to do then? Do you have any great idea?" the witch asked, lifting one brow with a smirk on her face. The other witch seemed to think about it for a moment, a single finger on her chin. Then her face seemed to brighten again and the smirk on the face of Bernkastel vanished.

"Don't you want to play with some humans? You see, they are always funny for some reason. "The blonde cheered up, lifting her arms with joy. " let's go to just grab one fragment and play with the humans in it."

The violet eyes of the Witch of Miracles sharpened, thinking about it for a moment. Sure Lambda was stupid. The last time they were involved with humans Bernkastel was terribly defeated and Lambdadelta ended dismembered by the Great Lady Featherine Augustus Aurora. A chill ran in the blonde-haired woman's spine at the memory. Even tough, Bernkastel was known for hating boredom, so the idea was not so bad…

The witch signed, defeated. "Let's go to the Sea of Fragments, then… "

"I hope AuAu doesn't say us anything about this… "

Another shiver ran through Lambda. "Oh, shut up… "

"In other placer, a group of massively powerful gods of destruction were fighting in the arena of combat of the sacred gods, where the Tournament of Power would take place a few hours after. Angels of all types were watching them with calm eyes, not caring at all. Weird looking gods of destruction, Ivan, Liquir and Arak, fought for what seemed little time in that place of the universe, but It was enough to destroy most of the arena, which was made by one of the most resistant materials in all universes. "

Lambdadelta stopped her reading, looking with amused red eyes at her best friend. Bernkastel didn't move her face one bit, but her dull eyes held an exciting spark deep inside of them. They looked at the strange, orange kakera on the palm of Bern's hand, where those gods were playing. They didn't even notice how their supreme leader, a strange blue kid-looking god with a basketball for head, fell asleep in his boredom.

"Can relate" the witches thought. They were not entertaining at all; the only thing funny about them was their ugly appearance. "The fox one though, is kinda cute in some ways. He looks like a plush" the blonde voyager said, her voice half sweet, half mocking. The cruel witch narrowed her eyes at the Certainty personified.

"They all look freaking ridiculous. I hate to admit it, but it is making me even more curious about this universe and those ridiculous gods." She stated, a small smirk on her pretty and pale face. Lambdadelta laughed hard, as she grabbed Bern's wrist and pulled her softly inside the kakera with a war cry. The miko just rolled her eyes and let herself be pulled by the cheery love of her life.

Both Zenos opened their eyes wide with a surprising, brute movement. Their energy began to spike in a fierce way that surprised their assistants, the gods and the angels that were in the same place with them. Everyone looking directly at them with a shocked expression.

"what's wrong, Zeno-sama?!" Daishinkan, alarmed, headed his way to his lord Zeno-sama, who suddenly began to float as he held a dark aura surrounding him with his enormous power spiking even more. It is not necessary to say they were all hell scared at this.

"Why… are they here? What do they want?" both Zenos talked at the same time, his tone of voice growing darker with anger and… a slight tint of fear. Yes, Zeno was angry because he was scared of what (or who) he just felt. He could recognize that crushing, overwhelming, ridiculous power anywhere.

How could he not do it? He before was used as a toy of them, for as long as he can remember. If hell could be describe with a single word, it would be witch. His power was pathetic compared with theirs, his resistance was pathetic compared to theirs, and his life was pathetic compared to theirs.

He didn't stand even the slightest chance of winning against one single of them. Left alone two.

Those dammed…

"The voyager witches of the senate. They are here. In this universe".

Daishinkan's face went dead pale.

In the Earth, more specifically in the house of one of the fiercest warrior ever there, Vegeta: humans, aliens, androids and gods were chatting about their inevitable, dangerous and stupid decision of participating in the, so famous with another universes, Tournament of Power; all thanks to a certain man, Goku.

He didn't regret it at all, they all could say it. Even if he tried to look regretful and scared, it wasn't working.

The once self-proclaimed most powerful warrior of the universe, Frieza, began to walk to the bunch of warriors and humans who held nasty, angry and scared glares at him. He didn't seem to be bothered by this; in fact, he was kind of enjoying it.

"Well, well. There are a bunch of familiar faces here"

They all heighten their defences, just in case the white alien decided to attack any of them; they knew very well how cruel and treacherous that disgusting being could be. But before anything more could happen, the purple cat-looking god of destruction stepped in, firmly.

"Do anything stupid and you'll be dealing with me" he warned with a sharp tone on his voice. Frieza mockingly answer that he knew it very well.

I mean, who would want to anger a God of Destruction?

A masculine smirk sounded. "That angel's halo suits you very well, Frieza" Vegeta scoffed, crearly enjoying how annoyed Frieza looked after he said that. He laughed stiffly, containing his burning rage with all his strength.

"It'd look better on you. I could give you one as a present."

"Oh?"

Taking a defensive position and a sly smirk on his face, Vegeta knew hell well that he was provoking Frieza, the one who insulted and humiliated him on the past; the saiyan really wanted to fight and destroy him. However, Piccolo stepped in before the fight could begin; telling Vegeta to stop provoking him, the older saiyan looked angered at the namekian and didn't relaxed his position, frustrated. Irritated, Bills leaned forward.

"I just told th… "

Then, something hit the necks of the two most powerful beings there.

The breath of Bills and Wiss stuck in their throat with a violent stop. Their eyes widening with a shocked look on them as a cold sweat began to roll on the sides of their faces. They all stopped chatting and looked at the god and angel, somewhat intrigued at their sudden silence.

Something… the most evil and overwhelming power they have ever witnessed was lurking near of them. They could not even know from where it was coming… no, it was more like that monstrous power was everywhere. There was no way escaping it, not even going to another universe would help.

It was simply too much, too strong.

In addition, it was coming closer and closer.

The others immediately felt how the auras surrounding both God and Angel changed radically, and the stunned expressions on their faces began to worry the others a little bit.

"Bills-sama, Wiss-san, what's wrong?" Goku, with a more serious tone on his usually cheery voice asked, looking a little anxious about their faces and wanting to know what was happening. Both Bills and Wiss looked behind them at the same time.

And oh my God.

Oh, there they are.

With soft movements, two beings were floating just behind where the god used to be. The Universe 7 fighters and gods jumped back where the majority were, giving enough space to allow themselves to have a good gaze at… them.

Two little girls stood proudly in front of the warriors, showing their superiority with staring at them under their lashes. The one of the left was actually a sweet looking; with short blonde locks and pink dress, shining scarlet eyes with blonde eyelashes, red ribbons everywhere. Her pretty face watching at them with a smirk on her plump pink lips. The one on the right was alluring; with very long dark blue hair, a Gothic Lolita dress with a blue ribbon on it and, oh god, a black cat tail with a blue ribbon tied on it. Her eyes, however held a beautiful violet color were soulless, almost dead.

The god and angel went breathless; they knew exactly who they are.

Those girls… no, those supreme gods were legends among legends. The realm of witches, the highest layer that has ever existed, they were witches of the senate. Infinitely powerful, immortal and massive, witches held entire multiverses in the palm of their hard with such ease that was unnerving.

And before them, stood no only one, but two of them.

Wordless, Bills was trying to think what to do.

"Hello! Who are you, girls?" Goku voiced up before anyone could stop him.

Wiss was about to faint.