AN : Hey. I try yet again to re-create Naruto as if Kishimoto-sensei and Oda-sensei collaborated. Also, don't expect anything. I rewritted chapter one as two chapters put together, the first is a short introduction, the second is a taller one... Anyways, wish me luck.

DC : I own nothing. I lost everything!


Introduction to the world

Konoha Academy

Umino Iruka asked the sleeping blond as he knew this topic was his speciality...

"So, Naruto, who was the Hokages known for?" Iruka smiled as the blond woke up and started...

"Shodai-sama, known as 'Uchiha no dansetsu', Uchiha Madara was known for his unparallel power and prowess as a Katon user, and in his Genjutsu, Taijutsu and kenjutsu skill. Nidaime-sama, known as the 'Shinobi no kami', Senju Hashirama, was known as the user of the Mokuton, one of the very few in the Senju history, and the best user of that rare Kekkei Genkai. And his prowess in almost all the ninpos, including but not limited to, Nin, Tai, Gen, Sen and Bukijutsu. He wasn't bad in Fuinjutsus compared to an Uzumaki, which is a seal master in even konoha! Sandaime-sama, is my favorite as he's known as the 'Professor', and also the second to be known as the, 'Shinobi no Kami'... The Yondaime is known as the 'Kiiroi senko', and is one of the few to invent a truelly terrifying use of Fuinjutsu and non elemental ninjutsus... Oh, and did I mention that the Shodai had the ultimate Dojutsu? Or the Nidaime candidate was the brother of the Nidaime? Or the fact that three Hokage can use all the elements including Yin and Yang?"

"Okay we get it! You're pretty serious when it comes up to being a Hokage!" Iruka said as Naruto chuckled. Sasuke shook his head, while his brother was the Hokage, Naruto's guardian was much more fitting to be one, but Obito was totally insane! Sure, Itachi mellowed out a lot, but Obito's company was much more fun, even more so than Shisui, and the latter man was hilarious at worse times. Obito was always funny, even refusing his promotion to ANBU or even Hokage, opting to retire unless there's an insanely bad emergency...

The end of the day

Sasuke sighed as he walked home. True, he lost his father in the last civil-war as the man went insane, burned their house, and went on to kill most of his clan before he committed seppuku, and that was terrifyingly impacting, as Sasuke awakened his Sharingan, while Mikoto and Itachi awakened their Mangekyos, a secret kept like it was kept that Shisui have a Mangekyo, something that only Obito knows about...

"A ryo for your thoughts?" Obito asked Sasuke as he walked with his cousin... Kinda joining him.

"Yeah, how did father went insane? What happened? Was there a coup or something?" Sasuke asked Obito who sighed...

"You know what, I'll answer you... When you become a jonin or an ANBU..." Obito cut the discussion. While he was willing to kill, helping Fugaku, his cousin-in-law in killing a few of the rebels, made his a traitor to himself. While they had in comming for mocking him for years, they were still his blood. Thankfully, Izumi, Itachi's... fiancee, never blamed him... He knew that if he had to fight his cousins and grand-cousins, he would end up either killing them, either killing himself... No thank you!

Obito quit the ANBU, but that doesn't mean he won't take any S ranked mission just for fun...

"Hey, you! Yes, You who's reading this, I bet you really want to know exactly what happened?" Said one nine tailed fox, A.K.A. the strongest Biju.

"Yes, I'm still sealed in that blond brat. And before you ask, no, that acursed gama gaki Minato sealed me full, thanks to an Uchiha student of his. Goddamnit I can't believe I said that! Anyways, back when the village was founded by two shinobis you all know very well, Madara was selected as a Hokage by the wood boy. In short, only Shukaku is NOT in the leaf. Unfortunately for him, and fortunately for us. The only ones who are not made into jinchurikis are the Uchiha clan. The other one died out, but only the Uzumakis can contain me. Heh, guess it's ironic!" The kyubi explained.

"Anyways, the Uchiha brat of the toad brat have Isobu's container as a girlfriend. The Aburame have Chomei, Gyuki was for the Akimichi, the Hyuga main branch have a girl that does contain Matatabi, and a boy that contain Kukuo. One Sarutobi brat that contain Son Goku, and I feel pity for him! Oh, as for Seiken, well, one Yamanaka girl does have an odd friendship with. Now, I, the strongest Biju, Kurama, am imprisoned in a brat that's not half bad, if he wasn't so damn brain dead! No seriously, he's that dumb!" Kurama explained as Naruto glared at his kinda friend, kinda tormentor...

"KURAMA! I swear one of these day I'll kick your tails off!" Naruto shouted at the fox who flipped the bird at him, prompting another fighting session between the two...

"Anyways, the last three wars were because of the Bijus. While we feel better and I came to term with my... miserable warden, we also have one fear in the name of Kaguya, who was born a few nights before my dumbass of a friend..." Kurama explained.

"Yeah I know her, that arrogant little, she's terrifyingly strong, but not as strong as Obito-nii-chan!" Naruto smirked as Kurama palmed his face.

"You dumb brat! She have twice as much chakra as YOU! YOU of all people, and that's what worries me the most, she's the reincarnation of the rabbit goddess! Anyways, if she can steal our chakra, then it's game over for all of the Bijus and all the sentient fleshbags known as humans!" Kurama gave his explanaition before he continued...

"But guess what? That old cripple Danzo told, no, ordered Obito to train Naruto, so my container is NOT a weakling. And actually, he's not that bad, smart, but not too smart. Yet what I like about him is the fact that he never brags, nor he does insult anyone... Anyways, somehow, he can use three changes in chakra nature, wind, water and earth. He's not bad at all, although, he can work a bit for his control, despite the fact that he can walk of a tree or on water. I hope he won't be trained badly... Anyways, he's at level three or four in wind, he's a lot like his parents... The other ones aren't that bad as classmates, even the one before him had Kokuo's jailor, a kid that can only use Taijutsu, and a weapon girl, he attempted to graduate, hell, he even used a freaking Mizu Bunshin of all things, yet unfortunately, Iruka was sick on his graduation day. I hope he won't miss next time!" Kurama summerised almost everything about his container.


Introduction of team seven!

Konohagakure's Forest

Uzumaki Naruto panted after he gave Mizuki the beating of a life time. Despite that, he was still livid as he can get. This traitor dared trick him, and even try to kill his sensei. The blond decided that the beating of a thousand clone was NOT enough. He remembered all the hate he received and gave into it. Jumping as high as he could, he created his new aquired jutsu, the Kage Bunshin (shadow clone) as he used his clones as boosts to jump even higher. Finally, the last clone was created just to propulse him downward right toward the back of the silver haired traitor.

"Take this, Naruto no Otoshi!" Naruto yelled as he dove and drove his knees into the traitor's back, completely breaking his spine in two, earning a pained cry. He might've weighed only 40 KG, but thanks to weight lifting, he was heavy for his age... And muscular... Add that to the momentum he got and his force was enough to get the job done.

"That was for Iruka-sensei! That was for me!" Naruto spat as he collected the scroll and tried to help Umino Iruka, his teacher who was shocked by this. The man had a scar on the bridge of his nose and brown hair tied in a ponytail. He shook his head in disbelief as Naruto asked him if he can move. Iruka smiled at the concern of his student, soon to be ex-student...

"Naruto, could you close your eyes?" Iruka asked Naruto who nodded and did so. As he was told to open his eyes, he noticed that his sensei's forehead protector was gone. Naruto raised an eyebrow at this only for Iruka to smile, "You passed Naruto. This is the best test for any ninja..." Naruto shocked Iruka by bowing his head, "Thank you a lot Iruka-sensei. I felt that nit being a ninja is worse than not eating ramen ever again!"

Iruka was now shocked by this. Naruto just wanted to be a ninja? He wanted that so badly? Iruka decided to have a long discussion with the Hokage. Little did he knew, that Naruto was the same.

Naruto meanwhile was thinking about one person. His bew goal was to surpass one Kaguya. Hyuga Kaguya opened his eyes when he fought her and he decided that he needed to make her his objective to surpass. He also decided that keeping his pride wasn't really worth it. He'll get stronger, no matter what. But he was never a traitor... Neither he would be.

Hokage tower

Naruto's eyes changed. Sarutobi Hiruzen decided that the kid changed. Not only that, but he kinda glared at him. Great. His surrogate grandson had enough of his lies. Hiruzen decided that maybe being clean with him would be better...

"Naruto-kun, is there any question you want to ask?" Hiruzen asked Naruto who sighed...

"Who were my parents Hokage-jiisan?" Naruto asked Hiruzen in a very tired tone. Hiruzen remained silent. He finally did a few habd seals and erected a silencing barrier...

"They were two wonderful people. They loved the village, and especially, they loved you. The Yobdaine Hokage, Namikaze Minato and Uzumaki Kushina. But I kept that secret because I knew you wouldn't keep it to yourself. It is even more dangerous than the Kyubi for Iwa and Kumo are the most eager to kill or kidnap you. I did so for your owb good, Naruto-kun." Hiruzen finished his words only for Naruto to sigh in sorrow...

"I feel much better. My own father..." Naruto muttered darkly... "But I wonder why he did so? It doesn't matter anyways. I must be better dattebayo..."

Hiruzen smiled at the innocence of his grandson in all but blood. He decided that maybe he will humor the kid a bit.

Naruto then asked one small favor from Hiruzen. Maybe that would be something he might find nice...

"Ne, Jii-chan, what can I do to be a better shinobi? I mean I got only so much jutsus. Can I try to creat a new one?" Naruto asked Hiruzen who laughed at this before he gave Naruto a scroll.

"Well, Naruto-kun, I have an advise about the Kage bunshin : Use one to read a book or a scroll. Wait a second.. Ah, what a shame! I must do it anyways..." Naruto raised an eyebrow at Hiruzen's odd behaviour before he shrug it off. Then Hiruzen asked Naruto one question...

"If you are the strongest shinobi, what would you do then? If everyone acknowledge you, what do you do with that strength, Naruto-kun?" Hiruzen asked Baruto who sighed and shook his head...

"I dunno? I mean, I think I was obssessed with being a Hokage for some reason. I don't even know why I am wearing Orange. I mean, It looks cool and all, but honestly, I think that maybe because I love red and yellow for some reason?" Naruto replied to Hiruzen who almost lit his pipe...

"Hmm... Naruto-kun, I think I must help you somehow... Say, did I ever told you about Fuinjutsu?"


A week later

During the week off, Naruto burned his brain off as he tried to catch up to speed with everything usefull to a shinobi. Iruka was shocked that Naruto prodded him for any knowledge usefull to the practical life of a shinobi. And was shocked as the said Naruto disspelled as a clone...

The clones gathered knowledge, the real Naruto trained physically by punching and kicking some tree stomps, running like a mad man, lifting weights as heavy as he could... In short, he never felt better...

However, he became also a little bit wiser as his eyes opened up a bit. He also realised something crucial : Konoha have a three man team at least 97% of the time. Which means that unless he would be bad at being a ninja, he would probably end up working with some other genin. He didn't care. As long as his team don't maltreat him, he just didn't care who he is with. He hope that maybe he'll get the one thing he lacked all his life : friends...

He knew that life wasn't fair. He lost all his family ever since day one. However, he hoped to find some good friends in the future... Someones precious enough to be called, dare he say, family...

He stopped as he remembered an old aquaintance of his. Uchiha Sasuke. The boy was kinder when they were young. Nowaday he only stares at the window, never caring for anything. His eyes bore deep hatred toward someone... Sayuri, his twin sister was thinking about who knows what...

Naruto sighed as he decided that maybe, he should give Sasuke an ear one day. He might've seen him as a rival previously, but he wanted the kid to acknowledge him... His sister was... Well, definitely his sister, the same brooding kind of girl with anger clear in her eyes, anger he wanted to know to who they were aimed...

Then he thought about all the class that mattered. Kiba, Choji, Shikamaru, Shino, Hinata, Ino and Sakura. He decided that if he was with Hinata, he would fare much better. She might be weird, but so was he, no?

Sakura and Ino on the other hand... He saw himself butting heads very often...

He also remembered that Lee guy. The kid was nice. Sweet even. Never once did he bully him, but he was always training. Naruto thought about it. What was he doing with his life? He must train now and harder than ever. Ever since the day break to his night's rest if he must.

'Arigato, Lee!' Naruto thought with a smile. He decided that he might be Hokage if he worked extra hard. If not, he won't lose anyone who might become precious... He knew that this doesn't include the Hokage, as the man might or might not live long enough. Naruto fought a chill at the depressing thought...

'No more pranks for anyone who didn't have it comming!' Naruto thought. Then he decided that since he had an hour before the academy opens up, he might as well pack a big lunch, courtesy of Ichiraku Ramen of course...

Naruto got in with a bag on his hand, his forehead protector on, and his googles around his neck. He might need it anyways. As Shikamaru asked Naruto if he didn't fail, Naruto just palmed his forehead protector and look at the Nara in his, "Are you blind?" Kind of look. Shikamaru sighed, "Mendokuse." as he went beside Choji. Naruto was going to sit beside Sasuke, But seeing that the Uchiha is in his one of his usual moods, the blond left him be and went beside Shikamaru and Choji. Shikamaru glances at Naruto who smiled a bit. The Nara genius decided that he better lay his head on the desk and just did so. The Akimichi was just munching on his chips. Naruto turned back as he felt an aura of power get in. He saw Kaguya and waved as the Hyuga ignored him and went to a seat.

Naruto frowned at this and decided to just take a nap.. Well, more of a shuteye as he barely had any sleep yesterday. However, soon enough, two girls one had a pink hair and the other is a blonde got in and were panting. Naruto opened his left eye before shrugging it off and sighed. Ino and Sakura and their rivalery. He just didn't care one bit. He thought about one of them being his teammate and faught a shudder...

Then finally, Iruka got in and after using his famous Oni-Atama no jutsu, the class settled down.

Naruto waited and waited until...

"Team seven, Nara Shikamaru, Yamanaka Ino and Uzumaki Naruto. Your sensei would be Hatake Kakashi." Naruto palmed his face. Great. Shikamaru who doubted him, Ino who doesn't respect him and Kaguya who might hate him... Great. Just great.

"Team 8, Hyuga Hinata, Inuzuka Kiba and Aburame Shino. Your jonin sensei would be Yuhi Kurenai." Iruka finished and Naruto smirked at Sasuke who returned the gesture. The blond swore he've seen the Uchiha's mood becomes much better while Ino's and Sakura's... It was hilarious... Their expression was priceless!

"Team 10, Akimichi Choji, Sai and Haruno Sakura. Your jonin sensei would be Sarutobi Asuma." Iruka said and meanwhile, the jonins were fighting, kinda, among each other... It seems that Kakashi didn't came early for a reason and Hiruzen kind of cursed the copy ninja for the "official" request of exchanging students...

"Team 11, Hyuga Kaguya, Uchiha Sayuri and Uchiha Sasuke. Your jonin would be Nohara Rin." Iruka said and Naruto's eyes widdened, Nohara Rin was his Guardian's girlfriend. He knows the lady was strong, but would she be THAT strong? "Assisted by Uchiha Obito." At this Naruto realised something and started laughing his ass off...

Meanwhile, one cyclops was laughing his head off at the very well succeeded plan that he cooked up. While he had no problem with Sasuke nor Sakura, he saw that his team would implode. He wasn't going to have that. Now it came to Naruto. That kid was a walking chakra battery, and that's just his own chakra. Six times as much as Kakashi's... And he can make a thousand clones, shadow clones to boot, with extreme ease. With enough chakra control and elemental training, who knows how strong the kid would be? Kakashi was no fool, he vowed on the graves of his past people that he'll make his team a living legend... But he needed to think about an ingenious way...

ONE BELL!

Smilling behind his mask, the copy ninja decided that maybe he must find a way to leave a hint for his team? Maybe he shouldn't right now. He decided to observe them during the break, give them one hour and then he would just drop off. That plan would work perfectly he hoped...

He already went to their homes and talked with their parents (Guardian in Naruto's case was Uchiha Obito, Kakashi's teammate). He also planned on teaching the kid a few cool jutsus, maybe push him in the path of Fuinjutsu and help him master his element? Kakashi was lazy, but he decided that break time is over. Ino was a headache, a minor one, but a headache nontheless. Shikamaru would be the most troublesome as the Nara is a genius, but he's as lazy as it can get.

He needed to implement many things in his students, so, he wished himself some luck in doing so...

1Hr55 mins later...

Naruto sighed as he ended up a small conversation with Shikamaru for the nth time. Ino was bossy... Shikamaru is a lazy ass. They were screwed! He hoped his sensei would have mercy in his heart...

Also, the blond was thinking about a ton of things. Naruto found himself wondering about his team. What would he do with them? They spent almost entire hour after the break and their sensei was the only one who didn't show up. The blond was feeling his head burning from all the thinkings he had. Shikamaru was just taking a nap, Ino was rambling to herself. Oh how Naruto would trade Sasuke for Shikamaru and Hinata for Ino, but he decided that maybe, maybe, just maybe, giving them a chance would be the best way.

Naruto never knew however, that his sensei picked this team and tricked other jonins to do so. Kurenai might not get pissed off in the long run, but Asuma would with Sakura who's totally depandent on him... Sure, Naruto's tactic (if he was on his shoes) was brillant on the long run, but currently, he needed to save his hide from Asuma's wrath. Serves the lazier guy a lesson.

His team does have a kid that does have a few elemental jutsus, a brillant lazy ass and a mind switching fangirl...

Not a problem. Kakashi knew how to deal with his soldiers better than anyone else. Hiruzen aproved for a good reason...

Shikamaru noticed how the senseis were pissed off when they came. At least, Sarutobi Asuma and Yuhi Kurenai. How will their sensei react?

Meanwhile, Naruto sighed as he started tapping his finger on the table, waiting for his sensei...

His thoughts were cut short when Kakashi, their sensei, got in with his gravity defying eyes. He saw a blond kid with wisker marks wearing an orange jumpsuit. A kid with black hair wore in a ponytail napping. A platinum blond girl glaring at him. He sighed at the sight...

"My first impression is... You're not like how I expected!" Kakashi said with a cryptic tone. "Alright. Meet me at the roof 5 minutes later!" He said before he dissapeared in a plume of smoke. Naruto shrugged it off as he grabbed Shikamaru and Ino, "Let's get outta here guys!" Naruto told them as he ran toward the roof while his teammates decided to walk...

5 mins later

Ino and Shikamaru walked into Naruto who was sitting and shaking with excitement and Kakashi who was ininterested in anything and everything.

"Alright.." Kakashi begun, "Since we're going to be a team, why don't you introduce yourselves?"

"Er, since you're the one guy who's entered the most recent in our lives sensei, why don't you be the first one?" Shikamaru decided that it would be way too troublesome for that.

"Fine. My name is Hatake Kakashi. I have likes and dislikes as well as hobbies and dreams. It's just that I can't tell you yet as all of you are too young. Sorry guys and lasses..." Kakashi showed them how to. "Now then, Laddies first. Blondie then whiskers and finally pineapple!"

The newly graduated were confused then kinda riled up. But Naruto was kinda controlling as their future sensei wasn't giving him the same looks as everyone else... So he must be a good guy, right?

"Fine! My name is Yamanaka Ino. I like my father, Sasuke-kun and pudding. I dislike Forehead and sashimi. I usually go shopping as a hobby and my dream is to make my parents proud... Perhaps getting an old friend back and... win the affection of someone." Ino introduced herself and Kakashi almost raised an eyebrow. Ino isn't a hopeless case.

"Blondie, your turn!" Kakashi said. Naruto's eyebrow twitched before he sighed.

"Fine, my turn! I am Uzumaki Naruto. I like ramen and I love my few precious people. I dislike traitors above all and people who judge others. I usually water my plants and train whenever I can... Used to do pranks hehe... As for my dream, is to be Hokage. My ambition is to be much stronger to protect my friends... If I would have any... And my goal is to be a very strong jonin and maybe having a family of my own?" Naruto spilled his guts to his team and everyone was shocked. So that was behind his smiles, huh?

"Ok Ponytail, you're last but not least!" Kakashi ordered.

"Mendoukuse! I'm Nara Shikamaru. I like naps, mackrel and kelp. I dislike troublesome situations and needless effort. My hobby is cloudwatching.. And maybe Shogi one day if it isn't so troublesome. As for my dream... It would be to be a chunin, having a wife neither too beautiful nor ugly, having a daughter then a son and retire once my children become shinobis, spending my time playing Shogi and Go until I die with my wife by old age." Shikamaru finished and Naruto palmed his face...

"Well, that's great. I'm happy to make your aquaintances. But I'm afraid that I have some bad news. Your true exam had just begun and it's failure rate is 66%!" Kakashi decided to cut the chase. Needless to say that his future students were mortified by the news. So he continued as he gave them some papers with instructions. "Tomorrow at 5 a.m. in training ground 3, we're going to do a survival training. And I suggest you don't eat breakfeast, as you may puke it if you do. See ya'll there." And with that, he was gone...

Naruto looked at his three classmates and sighed... Shikamaru muttered his famous word and Ino grumped. The blond decided to start.. Maybe this time he'll get some friends?

"Okay, how about we go to ichiraku ramen? I think they made a few new dishes yesterday, how about we go there and discuss?" Naruto begun only for his future teammates to nod and kind of agree as they have nothing better to do...

AN : And cut! Project X had just begun!