Help I have to get married! Chapter 1 It begins!
Yagura the fourth Mizukage closed his eyes as he struggled to think. Over the past few years Kira's military and its economy had suffered greatly.
"I am the Mizukage, and its my job to protect the villageā¦..The newest report is troubling. How could I improve the village and the land of water?"
"Mizukage sama," A voice said behind him. Yagura let his chair roll around only to see the ninja appear by his desk. His face covered in usual spiral mask.
"I have two reports for you. The first report it concerns the blood line users. Numerous villagers have expressed concern about how dangerous they could be if they turned against the village. The second report concerns the giant three tailed turtle and the six tailed slug Mizukage. Now then it seems that the giant three tailed turtle has wrecked considerable damage to our shipping fleet. It will take some time to repair. Also the-" The hunter ninja fell silent as Yagura held up his hand as the wheels in his head began to turn.
"Find and capture the giant three tailed turtle and the six tailed slug. Also begin hunting down the people who have bloodline traits. Capture them alive no bodiesā¦Bring them to me alive. I have a plan to increase Kira's authority."
Twelve years later.
The sun shone brightly casting its golden rays across the village hidden in the leaves.
Minato Nimzaki threw a kuni at the young blond haired, blued, hyperactive ninja that was his son Naruto. Naruto quickly ducked while he reached behind him and hooked his pointer finger through the hole in the kuni handle quickly pulling the ninja tool back towards him. He sharply flicked his wrist sending the kuni his father had thrown at him, right back.
"Minato the two of you have had enough training, its time for me to spend time training Naruto; besides its part of my duties as his godfather." The white spiky haired ninja said with a eagerness that surprised Minato.
"Come on Naruto its time to go to the bath houses!" The boys godfather Jiraiya said happily.
"Jiraiya you aren't just using Naruto to sneak a peek at women in the thermal baths are you?" A dangerous voice said fallowed by a sharp cracking of knuckles.
The perverted sage that was Naruto's godfather turned and found himself facing the size E chest that belonged to Naruto's godmother the queen of slugs and elixirs.
Jiraiya quickly grabbed Naruto and held him tightly to his chest while rubbing his head firmly as he faked a false feeling of hurt in his voice.
"Tsunada I'm shocked! How could you even think, that I would use my precious godson to do something like that?"
"It is because I know you, you perverted old man. You say that you're teaching him intricate chakra control by teaching him how to walk on water in the thermal baths, yet in six months Naruto has yet to demonstrate what he has learned from you!" Tsunada scowled angrily.
"If I find out that you're teaching Naruto your filthy habits the beating I gave you once before when I caught you spying on me when I was bathing will seem like a tickle by comparison! Furthermore the last thing the village needs is a younger version of you to take up your art of spying of women! I'm warning you right now, when Naruto gets back from your training session he had better be able to demonstrate how to walk on water or else!" Tsunada cracked her knuckles in a threatening manor.
"At least I train him in something useful. The medical jujtsu I am teaching him will be more beneficial to him than your useless lessons."
Surprisingly Naruto picked that time to speak up. "But granny Tsunada pervy sage's lessons aren't useless. Jiriaya's lessons are great. He says that I can walk on water like a chun-in."
Tsunada narrowed her eyes and looked at Naruto skeptically. "Really I find that hard to believe because whenever I try to get you to walk on water for me you fall in."
"But granny Tsunada I don't perform well under pressure, plus I need proper motivation to get me to walk on water right." Naruto said quickly.
"Naruto I find it hard to believe that Jiriaya has taught you anything useful. However if you're so sure then lets make a bet. If you can't walk on water for me then you will spend the next two months cleaning the bed pans in the hospital in addition to your regular medical training. IF I am wrong then I'll give you a week off to do whatever you want with Jiriaya."
Naruto smiled happily. "Alright I'll win your bet granny Tsunada believe it! Because pervy sage says that I'm a natural when it comes to walking on water and he says that when I do the transparency jujtsu he taught me its flawless. I've never been caught peeping once in the women's baths!" Naruto said happily.
"What was that?" Another woman's voice said as Jiriaya's expression suddenly turned pale, as a frightened look crossed his face. An angry look crossed Tsunada's echoing the one Kusushi, Naruto's mother, had on her face as she appeared in a puff of smoke.
"Now, now Tsunada, Kusushi my training methods have never been questioned before. I promise the two of you that I have been training Naruto in something useful." Jiriaya said quickly as Kusushi grabbed Naruto from Jiriaya's grip while Tsunada slammed her fist into the perverts face.
"Let's just see shall we." Kusushi growled angrily as she half pulled half dragged her son to a nearby river.
"Now, Naruto remember what I taught you about walking on water, you godfathers life, I mean our lives depend on it." Jiriaya said nervously.
Naruto closed his eyes as he struggled to remember to do everything his godfather had told him about walking on water. He reached his foot out trying keep his chakra flowing as he put his foot out on the water. Unfortunately for the bond ninja despite his efforts Naruto fell face first into the cold river water. Tsunada glared dangerously at Jiriaya. Jiriaya broke from the blond woman's iron grip as he grabbed Naruto and bit his thumb then made a quick series of hand signs. Out of a puff of smoke rose a large green toad with red lips.
He tossed Naruto on the toad's back only for the toad to throw him into the air. Tsunada and Kusushi forgetting Jiriaya ran after Naruto. Jiriaya quickly fallowed the two women at a safe distance. As luck would have it Naruto landed face first on the familiar stone walk way that led to the bathing houses. Naruto quickly spotted his mother as well as his godmother running towards him. Seeing no choice he ran into the bath house. The blond ninja stopped to rest inside only to see his mother and godmother hot on his heals. He quickly focused his chakra and let it wash over him like a cloak bending the light around him making him invisible to the eyes of his two female pursuers.
"So that's Jiriaya's transparency jujtsu. I am going to murder that man!" Tsunada growled as she watched the curtain to the ladies bath get brushed aside as if kissed by an invisible wind.
Tsunada and Kusushi were not fooled as the two female ninja rushed inside. Kusushi a mixture of anger and amazement as she watched numerous splashes on top of the water there were not caused by any of the female bathers. Naruto's mother as well as his godmother, not wanting to make a scene, both rushed forward on the water of the large woman's bath using the small splashes to figure out where Naruto was quickly grabbed him and got outside.
Tsunada bought her right fist up and smacked Naruto on his head forcing him to loose his concentration and reveal himself. Beside the Kusushi stood Minato looking amused, and Jiriaya with a look of pride on his face.
"Naruto certainly have a knack for causing trouble! I proud of you for learning-I mean, that was very wrong Naruto, very, very wrong." Minato said as he struggled not to laugh. Kusushi shot him a glare when it became clear to her that her husband had no intention to punish Naruto for what he had done. On the contrary he was happy to see his son master two hard techniques as well as being amused by his sons antics.
"Ah Naruto you make me very proud. Lets go to-" The toad sages statement was cut off by two death glares one from Tsunada and the other from Kusushi.
"Naruto you're in big trouble now young man!" Kusushi looked angrily at Naruto.
Naruto looked at both his mother and his godmother and tried to look mount a defense. "Mom, granny Tsunada, I did go into the ladies baths but lets look at the more important thing here. I walked on water and I mastered the invisibility jujtsu the Jiriaya taught me. So wouldn't you say that that's the more important-"
"Naruto you are grounded for the next six months and you will spend those six months cleaning the bed pans in the hospital! Now go to your room!" Kusishi cried angrily as she disappeared in a puff of smoke.
"Naruto you are not to imitate your godfathers antics!" Tsunada growled angrily. But she could tell her words were lost to Naruto for Jiriaya and Minato had both picked him up and started off for home.
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