Loosely based on psychonauts, I don't own that or D grey man.


~Lavi's P.O.V~

"Alright everyone, my name is Komui Lee, I shall be your camp director for the summer." The campfire light flickered across his glasses in a almost eerie, totally badass, way.

"I have one rule, and one rule only…" Everyone leaned forward, waiting to hear what he had to say.

"NOBODY LAYS A HAND ON LENALEE! THOSE WHO DO SHALL BE PUNISHED SEVERELY!"

I couldn't help but burst out laughing as a small girl with twin pigtails flushed red and glared daggers at the man.

"Okay, enough of that." A man with spiky blond hair pushed Komui aside.

"My name is Reever Wenham, I'd like to start out with everyone to state their names age and a hobby. After that we will give out dorm assignments, and then you may head off, make friends with your dorm mates and get some sleep. Tomorrow you'll go through bootcamp."

Spikey seemed bored with his own speech.

"Hold up, got one more kid here."

A man with long red hair and a sinister smile emerged from the woods, his hand clutching the thin arm of a small old man. The white haired man was dressed in dark jeans and a simple button up shirt.

"Please...let go of me?"

He sounded near tears and-oops, he's a kid, younger than me from the looks of it.

Sinister man tossed him on the first available log, and went to stand with the rest of the adults, his trenchcoat trailing behind with the smell of liquor sticking to the air around him.

"Okay let's start with you."

Spikey pointed to me.

"Heyyy, my name's Sexy, Sexy motherfu-"

The old panda, my adoptive grandfather, tossed a decent sized stick at my head, I barely managed to dodge it.

Despite the old man, I saw at least one kid smile at my lovely "name", he had shiny black hair and a lot of eye makeup.

"Be serious." He hissed. Ha, who knew pandas hissed? Maybe he's a pancat? Where's my bam-meow?

"Whatever, my name's Lavi, I'm 14, and I like to read. Now wasn't that exciting?!"

I added the last part sarcastically.

"My name is Sexy Beast, I am 15, and I sing in a band."

The kid that smiled at my joke stood up as he spoke, and struck a 'rockstar' pose. He wore a fur lined leather vest, despite the hot weather, with a plain white wifebeater, and shredded jeans with strips of fishnet.

"What is your real name?" Spikey sounded tired, like he just wanted to get this over with and go to bed.

"I don't have to tell you?"

"Do you wanna go home?"

"It's David. And this is my brother Jasdero."

He looked irritated as he pointed to a boy with long blond hair, matching jeans, and a jean jacket without a shirt underneath.

"I play drums!" Jazzy added excitedly.

Everyone else took the warning and gave basic introductions.

There was a little girl with short dark hair, black off the shoulder longsleeve that obscured her hands, a grey ruffled skirt and candy red tights. Her name was Road, she was 11 and she liked collecting dolls.

There was Lenalee, Komui's sister, she wore a simple black pleated skirt black stockings and a green t-shirt. She was 13 and she runs track.

There was Yu(Who wants to be called Kanda for some reason), he wore black cargo pants and a plain black t-shirt(Boring!), he wouldn't tell us what he liked to do, he is my age though.

And this really weird guy dressed like some old school vampire guy, 'Arystar Krory the third'(Krorykins), he's 15 and likes this chick from his hometown.

Allen, the one Mister Sinshine brought in, he's 12, and he likes food. I couldn't help but laugh at that.

There Was Tyki(Does he even NEED a nickname with that one?!) he wore a baggy, what I'm guessing was second hand, red t shirt, and oil stained jeans. He said he likes poker, which he totally got yelled at for, and that he's 17.

There was this hot(And I mean HOT) chick named LuluBell, she was 17 and liked dressing up.

Another girl that was disheveled as hell with messy brown hair, an oversized hoodie, and a long black skirt, named Miranda was 16, she went on for like five minutes apologizing that she didn't know what she liked. I felt kind of sorry for her, if only for the dark bags under her eyes.

Okay I admit, after that I totally zoned out. I think there was some guy named Johnny, and his buddy Tapp? I'm not sure…Plus there was some guy staring at the Lena girl the whole time.

"Anyone complains about room assignments they get to sleep in the old outhouse got it."

Sinshine(Cross I think his actual name was) spoke the threat lazily, staring at the dirt under his nails.

I was roomed with Yu, Allen and Tyki.

The cabin was small with two bunk beds.

"I call top!"

I shouted pushing the other three aside and hoisting myself onto a top bunk, completely ignoring the small ladder.

"Oldest get's first choice."

Tyki spoke in a tauntingly formal voice, tossing his bag onto the other top bunk.

"I don't want to sleep on the damned bottom!"

Yu yelled.

"Oooh, you cussed!"

Tyki taunted.

"Don't worry, we won't tell. After all you're a big boy!"

Allen teased.

"Bigger than you, shortstack!"

Yu pointed out the obvious height difference.

"Oh, you just got told!"

Me and Tyki chimed.

We ended up egging them on half the night, until the two of us went to sleep with them still fighting.


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