Good Morning! Tata-chan!
The day in the Kamachi household began with the usual routine.
"Jass! Why is Tata locked up in her room again?" Standing in front of the youngest stood a fairly tall girl with unkempt violent hair. The girl couldn't erase the sly smile as she responded to her twin.
"Eh? Why do you assume it's me Myth? I haven't done anything yet." There was always an air of mischief around Jass, especially when the topic dealt with the youngest of the family.
Myth ran her hand through her short orange hair in frustration. "You know exactly why! If it was Aleister, she would comfort her afterwards, Kamisato would be laughing her ass off, I don't think Go-kun could say anything to actually hurt her and Kakine… Where is Kakine anyways?"
"Work." The reply reverberated through every corner of the house in single unison. A rare occurrence where the siblings all agreed on something.
"Anyways fess up! What did you do?"
"Nothing Myth, honest!" She waved off her sister's accusations. "Oh! I did happen to be talking to myself earlier. I remembered that Go-kun has a date with his precious girlfriend~."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" A high pitched shrill echoed within the large house.
Having proved her 'innocence', Jass happily trotted away leaving Myth to deal with the number one problem child.
How did I end up being my sister's keeper? Myth silently sighed to herself and gently knocked on Tata's door. "Tata come out. It's breakfast time."
"No! I don't want to live with a bunch of ugly pooheads! Die and be born a cute boy!" The girl had thrown an unneeded tantrum over something silly and taken it out on her sister.
Listen here you perverted incest loving loli! Myth kept the internal outburst of anger inside and instead went with a different approach. "Oh! Go-kun! Hm? Why are you shirtless?"
Those words were all that were needed for troublesome Tata to leap out of her room.
"Don't worry Gocchi-nii-tan! I'll be your shirt for the day~." However she only felt a firm hand gripping tightly on her head as soon as she stepped out. "Eh?" The elementary kid gave the hallway a through scan. "There's no shirtless Gocchi-nii here." she let out a cute and disappointed voice that almost reached Myth.
"Of course. I lied about that."
"Ehhhhhh!? You lied to your cutest and most precious little sister?" But the girl did not remain sad for long. "Then that means Jass-oneechan is lying too! Right? Right?"
"Nope. That is 100% truth."
Tears filled the blue hair loli's eyes as she began to flail about. "Lies lies lies! My big brother would never cheat on me! You're just jealous of us!"
And who would be jealous of you, brat?
"Let me go! Flat chest! Muscle idiot! Balless Boy!"
"You know…" Myth finally spoke against the raging kid, "Since it's the weekend, your sisters Kamisato-chan and Jass-chan are pretty free today. Don't you want to spend ALLLLLL day with them?"
"... I'm sorry."
The two finally made it downstairs for breakfast and greeted the rest of the family. "Good morning!" Tata quickly broke out of Myth's grip and straight to her seat next to Go-kun.
However there were two immeasurable opponents standing between her and her beloved Onii-Tan.
"Geh! Kamisato-oneechan…"
"Crybaby Tata finally decided yup join us huh? I'm surprised you were even able to get out of bed." This began the usual exchange between the two.
"I-I can manage that much at least. More importantly! What are you doing in my spot!"
Yes. In this particular household, they had assigned seats to prevent a certain member for causing a ruckus during every meal time. However…
"Oh that…" a wicked smile formed on Kamisato's face, "Aleister-Oneechan decided to change it up. If you want to be upset, blame her."
"Ehhhhh!?" said betrayer was in the kitchen alongside Myth preparing the food for the family. The only sister who didn't always berate her on every chance had erased any sense of trust. "Aliester-Oneechan why!?"
"Don't you think you're too attached too Go-Kun? I think you should try bonding with your other sisters as well."
"No! I'm not too attached at all! In fact, I need to spend more time with Onii-tan! Share the same room! Share the same bed. Huff huff! S-share the same clothes! At the same time!"
"Haha! You're so gross Tata!"
"To think this little sister of mine is such a degenerate."
"..."
"Tata-chan, you're drooling." Aleister replied, ignoring the degenerates reasoning. "Regardless, at your age you should have some friends your age to play with and not cling to your brother so much, okay?"
"I-I do have friends! Lots of them!"
"Oh?" Kamisato pipped in. "Then do you have any that are boys?"
"I have one!" Tata defended.
"Online idols don't count." Aleister swiftly shut down her defences.
"Don't be so swift to assume Aleister-Oneechan." Yet coming to defend the utterly hopeless girl was an unlikely ally.
"Jass-Oneechan!"
"You never know. She could be talking about that boy whose hair smells like apple~."
"ONEECHAN!"
"Wait a minute Jass. She could be talking about the neighbor boy." Kamisato jumped at the chance to tease the youngest. "The knew she plays hero with."
"I didn't forget about him. She's always yelling 'This is my Cosmic' or something like that."
Again tears welled up in the youngest eyes as she tried to brace the sisters teasing.
But it was too much for an elementary kid to handle so she responded in the worst way possible.
"Y-you all are…"
"Stupid, poohead, ugly, jealous, strap-ons!" Silence fell upon the family after hearing that 'insult.'
Of course the first to break the silence was Kamisato's laugh. "Pffft! KAHAHA! A-A STRAP-ON!? HAHA!" She was barely able to wheeze out the words in her fit but there were a few others in the brink as well.
Tata-chan. C-could you repeat that for me please?" holding in her laughter, Jass pulled out her phone in an attempt to record her sister's newest and greatest failure.
Myth intervened with her sister's plot, "Please Tata-chan, don't repeat that. For everyone's sake."
Mostly your sake.
"Eh?"
"Where did you even learn that, Tata-chan?"
"A book!"
"A book! What kind of book has Stra-!" Myth halted mid sentence as a name clearly filled her head.
The gaze of multiple girls fell to the oldest.
"Hmm. I do recall misplacing a few of my erotic books. So I guess it's my fault for this. However I'm quite surprised by this outcome. I didn't think our little Tata-chan can read." a proud smile formed. "Oneechan is happy you have some skills."
"I-I can read Oneechan! And I know what a strap-on is! The girl in the book used it to punish her sister and penesomething!"
…
"Aleister."
"I'll be frank. I have no thoughts or intentions of 'penesomething' any of my siblings."
"... why did you enunciate siblings in that sentence?"
"One must keep all options and variations open, my dear sister."
"Hahaha! I don't know what's better! Ali-neesan's abundance of fetishes, or Tata-chan's misuse of Strap-on! Haha!"
"Stop laughing you damn hyena! And stop using that word!"
"Tata-chan may have stumbled onto a new form of gap moe. Her innate perversion yet lacking the necessary knowledge to understand it. Truly something that only Tata-chan can do." Jass nodded her head in great approval of this new discovery.
"Aleister, Jass! Stop praising her for stupid things!"
"Fine then. How about I do something fitting of an elder sister for once?" Kamisato retorted.
Doubtful. The thought echoed in the siblings head in unison.
Ignoring the doubtful gazes, she spoke in a calm manner to the tearful girl. "Listen well lil sis. A strap-on isn't used for punishment and can't really be used as an insult. For two girls, it's used for se-!"
"DENIED!" A spectacular high knee crashed into the belligerent sister who tried to further sully the child's mind.
"Ah. Mythkommi has appeared."
"Don't give me that weird nickname!"
"Still, an amazing display of strength. 7/10."
"Don't rate it!"
This was a regular occurance in the Kamachi household which usually had only one conclusion.
"Gochii-ni! Our sisters are picking on me!" There it was. Tata-chan's signature retreat call. Usually marked the end of a bully session.
"Ahh. That was fast. Thought she would last till breakfast was finished.
The girl ran and tightly clung to the seams of his pants in hopes of acquiring Onii-san protection. The boy who tried his best to avoid attention and enjoy the chaos from the sidelines was thrusted into it. But he expected this outcome and was thoroughly prepared to deal with his perverted family.
"Right, right. Our family is a bunch of bullies huh?"
Now… who should I start with first? I guess…
"Ali-neesan. I thought you promised not to take your books outside your room?"
Heh. As expected of my cute little brother. Very well, I shall have deep reflection on my actions."
"Then Kamisato-neesan…" he glanced over to see her body remained motionless on the kitchen floor… "Myth-nee. You raise your voice to much and resort to violence too often. Perhaps try to think calmly before acting please."
The older sister wanted to badly retort but found it only proving her brothers point. "Yes." was her defeated reply.
"And Jass-nee."
"Hm? Hm?" Jass excitedly rocked her head in anticipation. It was clearly written all over her face.
What kind of verbal abuse is he going to use on me?
"Nothing I say would actually deter you from teasing Tata-chan, huh?" It seemed the sole brother had given up on reprimanding the mischievous twin.
"Right! I love teasing our little sister too much!"
"But I do recall you said something about your allowance.
"Ah."
Wonder how our parents would feel about you using your money to buy clothes you have no intention of wearing?"
"Aha. Ive been found out?"
Perhaps it would be easier to hold that secret if didn't share your room with a hermit."
Jass turned to her twin with an upset gaze. The sister in question promptly responded by avoiding eye contact.
Throughout all of this, Tata put on a brave face after the brother effectively shut them down. "Haha! That's what you get ugly hags for picking on your beautiful sister! Only Gocchi-nii-tan understands me, right?"
Go simply patted the elementary kid on the head and presented her a soft smile. "Tata-chan…"
Her face exploded with bliss as he said her name.
"You're the worst of them all."
"Eh?"
"When you first began clinching to me, I thought was cute. However your intentions have become more perverse as you grew older. I also thought that was normal considering the state of our family yet you insist on trying to cross that line and you don't even know what that line is!" Go released a long sigh filled with disappointment. "I'm even starting to think you sneak into my room at night."
"Geh!?" Tata produced a strange sound from her mouth that caught everyone's attention. She cleared her throat in an lousy attempt to cover it. "Ah-Hem! S-so w-what makes you t-think I would do something l-like sneak into your room?"
"Lately I've been missing some clothes. At first I thought it was that stupid washing machine but then I've had some missing go missing straight from my dresser!" Tata slowly began distancing herself from the family and easing to kitchen doorway. "Even this morning, I found a pair of my favorite socks go missing."
A sigh of relief was breathed. Not surprisingly to anyone, it came from the youngest, Tata.
"Oh?" Go questioned the girl, "Why are you relaxing so much?"
Idiotic Tata-chan could only respond honestly after releasing all the tension in her body. "Because~, this morning I didn't steal a pair of socks, this time I managed to grab a pair of underwear!"
Unanimously, minus the girl in question, they all said the same thing.
"Are you an idiot?"
"Hm?" Tata, with a childish smile on still stuck on her face finally realized what she just said. The girl was too late to realize and a pair of hands 'gently' grabbed the girl's shoulders.
"Tata-chan." The sweet voice came from the eldest, who had somehow closed the distance between the two in an instant. "You made your sister worry so much. I thought there might be something bothering you when I noticed you seemed a bit more tired in the morning."
"Aliester-Oneesama?" Her soft plea fell on deaf ears as she continued.
"Turns out you were making nightly visits to your brothers room. I had even bought replacement clothes for him." Since Tata, Go, and Kamisato were still underage, Aliester was their primary guardian when the parents were gone. So when she spent money that didn't need to be spent, she took it quite personally. "Don't worry Tata-chan. We'll have a nice long chat. You and me. I'll even call mom and dad for this one."
At this point, the twins clapped their hands as if praying.
"I pray that you'll be a less perverted person in the next life."
"I pray that you'll be a beautiful girl that loves to Crossdress, preferably in butler clothes."
Even in the clutches of death, Tata had to retort. "Don't just kill me off! And what's with that oddly specific reincarnation?"
"Why did you make six plates? Are you expecting Kaki-nee to make it to breakfast?"
"Don't ignore my existence Kamisato-Oneechan!"
"Don't worry Tata-chan. Because of you, I now have more clothes to wear. Thank you."
"That's not the kind of thanks I want from you, Gocchi-nii-tan!"
