A/N: I Own Nothing, i'm serious, J.K.'s got the characters, and my sister made up the theory after the fourth book came out! i only converted it to fic format!

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Ron's theory #1

"Ron! I'm telling you, it's impossible," said Hermione clambering into the common room.

"And I'm telling it's not!" Ron hollered after her.

"What?" Harry looked up from his Quidditch magazine sitting on the couch, recognizing the unmistakable headache that was Ron and Hermione bickering.

"Ron and I were talking about possible ways to kill you-know-who," Hermione answered shortly, "and he thinks we can choke him."

"What?" Harry repeated to Ron.

"With love!" Ron pressed as if those two words made the theory make total sense.

"Alright," Harry paused, "Again WHAT?!"

"Hear me out!" Ron threw out his arms to begin with a clean start, "picture it," he looks up to the scene in the corner of his mind, "Hermione, me, and Neville are being held captive by git, Malfoy, big git, his dad, and Lestrange, in that order. Who-know-who and you, Harry, are dueling to the death. So, right as he shoots the killing curse, Hermione steps on Malfoy's, and, being the girlish prat he is, Malfoy will get her go. Then she pushes him into the line of fire, he dies, Harry's saved. In that confusion, Hermione has also taken his wand and sets us free. While she holds the death eaters at wand point, Neville and I sneak up from behind you-know-who and throttle him with a chain of love!" he finishes the tale looking expectant between Harry and Hermione's incredulously sniggering faces.

Harry is first to explode in hysterics, shortly followed by Hermione.

"Oh, Shut up!" Ron flops into a chair and throws a pillow at Harry's head.

"Ron… Ron that's not it," Harry tapered of trying to compose himself, "honestly I love the idea of sacrificing Draco, for me. But how are we supposed to sneak up on Voldamort, let alone choke him?"

"With love," Ron stressed, as he reminded him once more.

"Yes Ron, tell me where are we getting said, 'Chain of Love'?" Hermione suppressed, enough laughter to put quotations over the title with her fingers, "or do you already have one on you? If so we might want a spare." Her sarcasm ended with renewed laughter.

"Well, there's a way to throw a monkey in the trunk?" Ron slumped in his chair and crossed his arms bitterly.

"Huh?" Harry was lost once more.

"You know that muggle saying, about ruining an idea and, putting a monkey in a car."

"Oh!" Hermione realized what he meant first and began to giggle again, "Ron you mean throw a monkey wrench in the engine."

"Whatever!" Ron's frustration overwhelmed him, "the point is I don't see you think of ways to do him in!"

"That's because, just about anything that would get any normal person would never work on him!" Hermione snapped back, "Besides I don't think there's much we can do about it our selves." She then hinted, pointing between the two of them.

"What do you mean?" Harry eavesdropped.

"Well, I mean its more something that's going to come to you." Hermione said in a touchy manner.

"Ahh, why did you have to do and make this all so serious?" Ron whined.

\"Yeah, Hermione honestly." Harry scolded lightly, "besides I like Ron's stories they take my mid off things."

"D'you want to here another one?" Ron asked enthusiastically.

"Sure, 'Harry sighed happily, and Hermione rolled her eyes giving in.

So they all settled down to hear Ron's next premise, involving a machine gun, and puppets.

A/N: Sooooo... Whaddya think!? Please tell me! REView, i was thinking about contiuing it in a "Theories Series" but i kinda have writers block from everything else i've been doing, so if you have got suggestions.

P.s. theres a sorta sequal to this go to my profile or, find the story titled "Ron's theory 2!"