Title: Dumbledore goes to a strip club
P.S Don't hate, because fat and old people deserve love too.
One day, Dumbledore felt horny. So he went to a stripclub to relieve some tension in his sexual body. When he went to the main dance of the night, he spotted the sexiest half-giant he'd ever seen. Granted, he had never seen a half-giant before, but this half-giant was sexy. He had a long fit beard, and a luscious plump belly rippling with fat rolls. His chest hair was in the shape of a love-heart, and he spat on the ground. It was true love. The half-giant went over to him and said 'whatcha doing sexy?'
Dumbledore felt movement between his old, decrepit legs. He was having a boner. It was awesome. Hagrid looked down to his dumbledore's forbidden fruit bulging out like a cyst and was totally turned on. He grabbed it between his meaty digits and Dumbledore moaned.
TO BE CONTINUED…
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