-SEINFELD-

Short story

The one where George kills Jerry.

George was at the coffee shop with Jerry in a booth driking coffee.

"What's the deal with coffee," Jerry started to do his bit with an odd voice "you can drink it hot, but what about drinking it cold."

Upest with the stupid shitty garbage that keeps spewing out of Jerry's mouth George gets up from the table and starts to tear into Jerry. "That doesn't make any god

damn sense you fucking dumbass. Stop with the fucking stupid jokes. . . they are not funny. . . you stupid ass idiot."

Jerry not so upset and still sitting at the table ask in the same weird voice, "Why don't you like me. . . I mean come on?"

George gets very upset at this stupid question, then picks up his still hot coffee and says, "You want me to come on, you want me to. . . ." George then throws the coffee at Jerry's face.

Jerry is still sitting there with his hands over his face and with the same voice says " Why did you do that George. . . why did do that to me?"

George then gets out a gun out of his coat pockett and shot Jerry in the face and chest 6 times then left out the coffee shop door. . .

The end.