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"Okay so you actually think that prophecy is about me and Voldemort?" asked Harry.
"I am afraid so Harry" replied Dumbledore.
"Well than you really are as crazy as Malfoy thinks you are."
"My reasons for thinking this well I will go through them line by line."
"The one with the power to vanquish the dark lord approaches"
"First, did it say Voldemort? No it didn't. Then, even if it was about us vanquish doesn't mean to kill it means to defeat."
Dumbledore was speechless.
"Nothing to say? I thought so. Next line then. Born to those who have thrice defied him."
"That you got right although they didn't have to face him in battle thrice. They could have just not agreed with him like this, 'can I have it' 'no' 'please' 'no' 'pretty please' no' there you go you have defied him three times."
"Born as the seventh month dies."
"Okay seventh month from what? Also, which calendar are we talking about it could have been the effing Mayan calendar but did you check? No you didnt"
"It also could have been September. What number does September represent? Seven. What is the dying parts of a fire called? Embers. September."
Dumbledore was starting to look decidedly uncomfortable.
"Let's carry on then, and the dark lord will mark him as his equal"
"I may have been marked physically but you can't really deny that Neville Longbottom was marked mentally when he saw his parents tortured by Bellatrix Lestrange who was doing so on Voldemort's orders"
"But he will have power that the dark lord knows not"
"I know you think the power is love but that is unknown to both of us. You made sure of thy when you placed me with the Dursleys."
"And either must die at the hand of the other for neither can live while the other survives"
"That line is just rubbish if you think it is about me. Obviously I am still alive right now and I was alive for a year before Voldemort came after me."
"The one with the power to vanquish the dark lord will be born as the seventh month dies"
"We already went through that part and I will be going back to my common room because I have had a very trying day. Goodbye."
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