Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or Harry Potter.
This is my first fan fiction so please excuse any improper grammar or spelling.
Chapter 1
Train to Hogwarts
"Tell me again why we're doing this."
They were in the train bound for Hogwarts. Carlisle put down the newspaper he was reading and looked up. "Because Rosalie, my old friend Dumbledore asked me to work for the hospital wing this year. Something about there being a tournament and that most likely there will be lots of accidents."
"Ok…but that doesn't explain why we have to go to school there."
"Well I just thought all of you will like to attend Hogwarts again. You did seem to enjoy it and Dumbledore was kind enough to excuse the incident that all of you pulled."
"Of course he would, that was like 20 years ago!" Rosalie yelled back. "I still can't believe that he expelled us for that little joke."
"I wouldn't call it a little joke" Carlisle replied.
Emmet laughed "Oh I still can't forget the look on Severus's face. That was hilarious!"
"Being chased by a bunch of rabid monkeys with bananas and ninja stars thrown at you is not funny at all. Now because of that Severus developed a fear of monkeys" Carlisle replied sternly.
Emmet laughed even louder "Good time good times"
"Ok so that explains why we're here but why the heck is Bella here too?" Rosalie said while glaring at Bella. Bella was of course too entranced by Edward's fluffy hair to notice her.
"Because wherever Edward goes Bella goes. She's his soul mate/stalker"
Bella gazes at Edward's hair with longing "Your hair is extra fluffy today, it's so pretty."
"Thanks, I used extra mousse today."
Rosalie looked at them with disgust "Ok then why is the dog here too?"
"Oh you mean Jacob, well he's Bella's star crossed lover/stalker."
"I heard that!" Jacob opened the compartment door. "I'm in the next compartment so don't think I can't hear you talking behind my back blood suckers!"
"Leave Snoopy before I kick you where it hurts" Rosalie yelled back.
"Oh I'll like to see you try that you crazy blond―"
"Hi Jacob, your hair is pretty today"
"Oh, thanks Bella" Jacob blushed a deep red.
Alice gave Bella a frustrated look "You know Bella; you do realize you have a thing for nice hair. It seems as long as a guy has nice hair you like him."
"That's not true!"
"Oh yes it is, don't think I didn't notice that poster of Zac Efron in your room or that the fact that your desktop background is a picture of Robert Pattinson."
"Is that true Bella?" Edward asked with a look of hurt on his face.
"I can explain, see I got that poster of Zefron because it reminded me of something I saw on youtube. Some sort of parody musical using that as a prop. Also that wallpaper of Robert Pattinson, well he just reminds me of someone but I still can't think of whom."
"You're sure Bella; your love for me does not falter?" Edward asked.
"No of course not my love, my love for you burns like a fried egg on a sidewalk during a hot summer day."
"Bella that's beautiful" Then Edward and Bella starts making out while Jacob runs from the compartment with tears in his eyes. Rosalie continues to complain while Emmet laughs at everything. Alice and Jasper play battle ship although Alice keeps winning. Carlisle and Esme just ignores everyone.
(In the next compartment)
"That lot sure is causing a ruckus" Ron said as Harry nods in agreement.
Hermione looks up from her book "I know I can't concentrate on my studying!"
"Are you studying already!?"
Hermione rolled her eyes "Yes Ron"
"Blimey, you really are a nerd!"
Hermione shoots him a death glare which causes Ron to cower in his seat. Before Hermione can scare Ron anymore a loud bang came from the next compartment.
"That's it! I'm going to tell them to shut up!" Hermione then marched out to the next compartment and slammed their door open. "Will you please shut up?! Some people are trying to―" Hermione stops when she sees two grownups. "Oh I'm sorry, are you two professors?"
"No I'm the school's new doctor. My name is Carlisle and this here is my wife Esme who's going to be my assistant and you are?"
"Hermione Granger, I'm so sorry for yelling" Hermione said nervously.
"That's alright; they were making quite a disturbance. I'll make sure they quiet down."
"Oh thank you…umm…well I'll be going now." Hermione immediately shuts the door. Then turned around and bumped into to someone.
"Hey watch it mudblood!" Draco pushed her to the floor "you'll get my new robes dirty."
"Well you should have watch where―"
Just then Jacob opened his compartment door and stepped out. "Is there a problem here?"
Draco whimpers back as he sees that Jacob is about a foot taller than him. "Crabbe, Goyle! Where are you?!" Draco turns and sees them cowering in the corner. "Crabbe, Goyle! Get over here now!" They shook their heads, too afraid to approach Jacob. "Fine you cowards! You, what's your name?"
"Jacob Black and if I see you hurting her again don't expect me to be as forgiving as I am now."
Draco backs away "Well you better―you just better watch yourself too!" Draco leaves, grabbing Crabbe and Goyle along with him.
"Are you alright?" Jacob asked as he helps Hermione up.
"I'm fine" Hermione looks up at him and feels a slight blush "Umm… thank you, my name is Hermione Granger. It's very nice to meet you."
"Likewise"
"Hey Hermione come over here! Neville just messed up on a spell and now it's raining gumdrops in here!" Ron shouted.
"Well I better go, my friends are idiots and I have to save them. So I'll see you at school." Hermione walked back but not before glancing at Jacob one more time. This is going to be an interesting year Hermione thought.
