Tiny skit from show
HEATLIA SEASON 2:
End of episode 12:
Scene1: at conference, big u table in pinkish table cloth. Someone is missing. (All characters speak in native accents and tones)
JAPAN: *stands in center of the tables* All the members of the G8 are here, shall we get started.
ENGLAND: *stands up suddenly with hand up, only bent at elbow. Weird concerned look on his face* Considering what happened last time, I'd like to make sure no one's missing.
SCENE2: still at conference, but everyone is sitting side by side at the u tables.
ENGLAND: *confused, questioning* something is not quite right… Canada are you here?
CANADA: *actually Sealand dressed as Canada* Yep, I'm here. * Hair curl bounces*
JAPAN: Everyone is here let us start.
ITALY: *loud* I'm here! I'm here!
GERMANY: *loud along with Italy* I'm present as well!
RUSSIA: *normal creepy self* What about China? I think it's most definitely China. Nnhnnhnn…
ENGLAND: *really angry and annoyed* It's not china, Russia! You just want it to be!
AMERICA: *changes subject. LOL* Huehhuehhueh… Dude, Britain, I'm starving Bro!
FRANCE: *flowers rain down) very excited* I'll make the most delightful lunch!
ENGLAND: * loud, getting angry* Shut Up! (Emphasis on up.)
SCENE3: Let the chaos begin!
AMERICA: *stands up and points at England. Then, starts to poke his cheek using index finger* Yo, you called a false alarm again. You're like the boy who cried wolf or something.
ENGLAND: *puts hand to head, but still sitting* uengh… yeah, I guess you're right.
CANADA: *still Sealand. In the background, holding stuffed gray bear* Sure, of course he's right you British jerk of jerks. *hair curl starts to bounce with bounce sound*
ENGLAND: *stands and confronts "Canada"* I WAS RIGHT, IT'S SEALAND! *yells*
SEALAND: *stunned and sort of yells back* How did you figure it out, I curled my hair and everything.
*England yanks out Sealand's fake Canada hair curl. Then crouches to Sealand's height.*
SEALAND: Owwww. That stung you bully and not only was it unnecessary, it was quite rude!
ENGLAND: Why don't you just go home and watch anime.
AMERICA: *comes in suddenly in the background. Has left hand on hip. LOL* hahA (emphasis on a)
ENGLAND: *still crouched in front of Sealand, but turns to America* America I'm trying to lecture here.
JAPAN: *stands randomly in center of tables again, concerned* Oh, no, I'm suddenly concerned for Canada's safety.
RUSSIA: *is sitting on Canada, who is sitting in a chair* yeah… I'm concerned too.
("Squeeze")
CANADA: *in pain and is scared, sighs* ah…ah… make him leave. *sounds like maple leaf or make believe*
SKIT ENDS TO THEME SONG (normal)
