One crazy vacation

Randy asked for a week off from Raw so he could take a much needed vacation, he decided to go to Las Vegas. Randy was packing his suitcase getting ready to drive to the airport, thinking about how much fun he was going to have in Vegas with his friend Edge. When Randy arrived at the airport he did not see Edge anywhere, so he called his cell number but he did not answer. (Where could he be Randy wondered to himself.

Randy called Edge's home phone number and again no answer, at this point the plane was about to take off , so Randy took a seat hoping that Edge would get there in time. Still there was no sign of Edge at all. I hope he is alright Randy said to himself.

"Every one Please fasten your seat belts we are about to take off."The sturdiest announced.

Randy heard someone yelling "wait for me outside of the plane and thought it was his friend Edge but to his surprise it was John Cena.

"Hey buddy I didn't know you were going to Vegas" John said. You don't mind if I sit next to you do you "

"If I didn't want you to sit next to me would you move Randy responded."

"No I m to comfortable and plus, It will be fun annoying you right buddy".

Just has the plane took off Randy's cell phone rang it was Edge. "Why didn't you answer your phone when I called you Edge? "Sorry man I went out last night and I must have been in the shower when you called. "Where are you now Randy? " I on my way to Vegas, "You mean the plane already took off "Yea man you missed the plane. Edge then told Randy he would take the next flight out to Las Vegas, which would be tomorrow morning

John grabbed Randy's cell phone and told Edge" don't worry I'm here to keep Randy company "

Randy took back his cell phone and said to Edge "just my luck to take the same flight has John.

A really pretty attendant came over to where they were and asked them did they need anything. John said" I would like your phone number and your name". Then he gave her a big smile, "Oh Mr. Cena she said with a giggle I have a boyfriend. " I won't tell him if you don't sweet heart" John said. Can I have your autograph? John gave her a picture of him and signed it to my most beautiful fan love John Cena. At this time Randy was asleep, when he woke up he saw John flirting with the attendant. "Randy this is my new girlfriend Theresa" he just looked at John and said you never stop do you. Theresa asked Randy for his autograph and John said "I thought you loved me not him "I like both of you she said. "Who do you like better? John asked her. Theresa told him she had to go attend to the other passengers.

The plane finally landed and Randy and John went their separate ways. The first thing Randy wanted to do was get a hotel room and take a nap. When he arrived at the Hotel, the manager told him he had one room left and gave Randy the key to the room. Just has Randy was about to open the door he heard

John down the hall saying" why are you going in my room." This is my room Randy said, Oh no, I spent enough time with you on the flight here there is no way I will share a hotel room with you Cena," But after a few hours of arguing about we should get the room they decided to be roommates just for the night.

"At least there are two beds in here "John said. John was just about ready to close his eyes and go to sleep when he heard Randy gargling very loudly in the bathroom.

"How much longer are you going to do that John yelled ""I do this for twenty minutes every night" Randy responded from the bathroom.

When Randy finally came out the bathroom he got into bed and took off his underwear. John looked over at Randy and said "are you sleeping in the nude "yes that's the only way I sleep. "Not tonight bud you need to put some underwear on ". Randy just turned around and went to sleep. Its bad enough I have to fight this guy in the ring with him wearing what I call man panties, now I have to be in the same room with him and he is completely nude. John realized Randy was not going to put anything on so he just went to sleep. The next mourning John woke up and their was Randy walking by him completely naked. "That's it I'm leaving this hotel I refuse to spend another night with nature boy.

" I don't know why your making such a big deal out of me sleeping nude, sometimes Rko Junior has to breath. "Well Mr. Hanmerbush breaths in private".

I'm. Going to gamble and meet woman John told Randy has he headed towards the door. Randy also decided to leave the room and go get something to eat he saw Candice checking into the Hotel. "Candice Randy called out nice to see you "Randy you're here too, I saw John a few minutes ago are you both vacationing together " "No this was not planed it just happened. " Are you here alone Candice? Randy asked. "Yes I just broke up with my boyfriend and wanted to get away. I wanted to get a room here, but they told me all the rooms were taken. "Candice was tearing up and Randy asked her to stay with him and John your like a little sister to us. John came back and heard Randy asking Candice to stay with him and John,. "Its ok John told Candice I found another hotel but there is only one room their also, but you can stay with me. I asked her first Randy said, Candice who do you want to be your roommate John asked me or Randy? Candice looked at both of them and then said I will stay with…

Who will Candice pick to share a room with John or Randy?