Bisho: OHAYO! This is my one shot! I love one shots BUT I love bishounenz more! Esp. Sesshy kun! Look! (POINTS)
Sess: (Comes out in dress and makeup)
Bisho: (Guffaws) Isn't that cooote?
Sess: No. Get it off.
Bisho: No.
Sess: (Rips dress to shreds)
Bisho: MEANIE! I spent $39.95 on that dresssss...(Stares at Sess)
Sess: (Runs into room)
Bisho: He was n-n-nak-k-k...
Disclaimer: Do not own Inuyasha or anything in this one shot.
"I hate you."
"Come on Sesshoumaru! Don't be a spoilsport!"
"It's all your fault. I hate you."
"Fine put the blame on me. You did it too, and what a nice action it was!"
"Keep that big mouth of yours shut. It's all your fault we're stuck here. In the cold and dark. What if we get found by thieves that have come to rob this place?"
"Or beauties! Think of it Sesshoumaru. Hot babes!"
"We're stuck in a closed mall, tied up and taped to the poles. And you still can think of that. But you are a pervert, Miroku."
"Well...They can take us for a ride..."
"I hate you. It was all your fault. If you hadn't told me to grip Kagome's butt I wouldn't be in this damned position."
"I did grip Sango after you did it to Kagome."
"I'm lucky that Kagome is soft hearted. Sango beat you up into a pulp of mashed potatoes."
"Dont put it that way! It was a token of her affection!"
"Still, she beat you up."
"True"
Silence.
"I hate you."
"Now don't go saying that again."
"What else can we do now?"
"Sleep!"
"I don't want this damned pole as my bed. I want my king sized water bed. I hate you."
"You don't think I want my comfort bed?"
"Yes. I'm very sure that you are contented after the gripping of the butt."
"True."
More Silence.
"I really really hate you."
"Stop saying that! There is a reasonal explanation for this. My hand is-"
"What do you have in your pockets?"
"Nothing but a mint, a pocket sized book, a scissors, a-"
"A scissors. You idiot."
"What about the scissors?"
"We could have all gotten out in seconds but you had to forget that you had a pair of scissors in your pocket. Can you move your hands?"
"Yes. Hang on."
Abit of Shuffling.
"I GOT IT! Its in my hand!"
"Now carefully move it- I said carefully, move it to the tape and-"
CLANG!
"Oops."
"I Hate You. I Really Really Hate You."
"I know. I hate myself too."
END.
Bisho: Sorry for OOC! But it was quite funny. I was inspired by the author which made the one on Sessh and his dad, but I altered it abit, well actually, alot. This is AU, not CU, and it's Miroku and Sesshoumaru, instead of Inutashio and Sesshoumaru. I think I'm going to start a series of "I hate you"s with Sesshoumaru on different pairings. What do you think? Anyway, remember to review!
