a/n: hi there! This is my attempt at writing Naruto fanfiction, so um, yeah. Anyway—AU, stuck somewhere in America, causing havoc wherever they go. And maybe getting setup. Maybe.
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(au drabbles. because hot damn, he's falling for you. featuring sasusaku & others)
uno:
blackmail
Uchiha Sasuke was not the losing type. It was summer and he loathed the summer, but there wasn't a chance in hell he'd lose to Uzumaki Naruto. Sure, they were both sitting in his backyard, in the blazing Konoha heat, but bitch, he'd rot in hell before he lost to Naruto.
Haruno Sakura was watching them from under the Uchiha's back porch, as Sasuke and Naruto glared at each other.
"I will kill you both in seven different ways if you don't hurry up," Sakura shouted at them, but to no avail.
The two continued to glare, and Sakura let out a huff. This was getting old, fast. It was the thirteenth time the two had gotten into a glare-off over something incredibly idiotic and Sakura had things to do, people to meet, and stores to shop at.
"Fine," she said, "if you two don't quit it, I'll just have to tell Karin I can't go to the mall with her. You both know the consequences for that, don't you?"
"Why do you need us to shop, Sakura?" Naruto asked, not once taking his eyes of the Uchiha, yet he still shivered at the thought of an angry Karin.
"Because, Naruto, we've gotta make sure Suigetsu doesn't fuck this up."
No response.
"And like, I promised her I'd bring you two along in case he decided to be a dipshit."
No response.
"Oh my god, you forgot about it, didn't you?"
No response.
"He's been after her since the seventh grade and you forgot he finally got a date with her?"
No response.
"Fuck it. If you two don't stop, I'll publish those pictures from eighth grade in the school newspaper."
Sakura's never seen those two boys get ready so fast.
