A/N: I wrote this story when i was on a sugar high!! For you people that have never seen me on a sugar high, it's bad!!

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, or anything related, and I don't own sour skittles or riesen, and i don't own msn, or anything else mentioned in my story except for Oliver

MSN- TWILIGHT

Edward has signed in to Msn.

Bella has signed in to Msn.

Alice has signed in to Msn.

Emmett has signed in to Msn.

Jasper has signed in to Msn.

Bella: EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edward: Yes my lovely?!?

Bella: WHY IS THERE A CAT SITTING ON THE END OF MY BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alice: he got you a kitty??

Bella: YES, YES HE DID!!!!

Emmett: what is his name!?!

Bella: I DON'T KNOW, I WAS TOO FRUSTRATED THAT MY BOYFRIEND GOT ME A CAT!!!

Edward: Don't you like it, I mean i picked it out myself; I'm hurt that you don't like him

Bella: I am so sorry Edward, i love him, and his name is...

Bella: Actually I don't know... open to suggestions!!!

Emmett: name him BUZZ LIGHTYEAR

Bella: Ummmmmmm, no

Alice: Name him HARRY POTTER

Bella: Ummmmmmm, no

Edward: What about Nemo???

Bella: Not quite...

Jasper: What about Oliver??

Bella: Jasper, you are brilliant, his name will be Oliver!!!!

Edward: Good job, Jasper!

Alice: Amazing Jasper

Emmett: I still like buzz lightyear, pout

Bella: Well anyways i promised Charlie that I would watch tennis with him tonight, so cya

Edward: Goodbye my love

Alice: BIBI

Emmett: C u l8ter lil sis

Jasper: Good-bye

TIME PASSES, ABOUT 11: OO AT NIGHT

Bella has signed in to Msn.

Edward has signed in to Msn.

Alice has signed in to Msn.

Jasper has signed in to Msn.

Emmett has signed in to Msn.

Bella: OMC( Carlisle)

Edward: may I ask what is wrong???

Jasper: I'm getting shock waves from her house!!

Alice: What is wrong Bella!?!

Emmett: Did you fall??

Bella: Well it is a long story...

Jasper: We have all of eternity

Bella: True

Bella: ok, everything was going fine in tennis; i was petting Oliver and Charlie didn't like how i was petting Oliver, so...

Emmett: Well what happened

Alice: Did he get rid of Oliver, before i even saw him, he wouldn't, would he!?!

Jasper: What happened next!!!

Bella: well Charlie was trying to get Oliver to finger me, but Charlie fingered me instead!!!!!

Edward: HE DID WHAT!!!!!!!!

Alice: I'm speechless

Jasper: W. O. W.

Emmett: KEWL

Edward: OMC

Edward: I'm going over right now to her house, c ya'll l8ter

Edward has signed out.

Bella: Goodnight

Bella has signed out.

Jasper: -speechless-

Alice: jazzy do u wants a makeover??

Jasper has signed out.

Alice: You can run but you can't hide!!

Alice has signed out.

Emmett: All by myself, you will all pay for this!!!!

Emmett: EVIL LAUGH (COUGH)

Emmett has signed out.

A/N: So what do you guys think, this is my first fan fic, I've co-written stories. Me and my friend wrote: What happens at the Pool, stays at the pool. You should read it, it's really good. But i am thinking about giving Cullen's and Bella and display names. I need reviews for you guys to submit names. So you guys should really review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!