I am not Kazuya Minekura. Nor am I the creator of "All That".

A/N: Sin! Oh dear Sin!!! Where could you be... :D. Thanks. I would also like to thank this certian person who pointed something out about, "All That" form Nickelodeon... but I don't really remember who that is... but thanks anyway!

Genjo Sanzo

Narrator:
Know your stars. Know your stars. (3x) Know your stars. Today, we'll get to know the Saiyuki cast.

First up, is Genjo Sanzo.

BANG

Genjo Sanzo: Just get it over with, before I shoot you.

Narrator: But you don't even know where I am. hawhawhawhaw

Sanzo: Shut up...

Narrator: Genjo Sanzo… he swims in a bikini…

Sanzo: I do not! Damn you.

backstage

Gojyo: Now, I wonder how that looks…

Goku: You're so horny, you homo water sprite.

Gojyo: Why you!

Hakkai: Now, now…

onstage

Narrator: Genjo Sanzo… his nickname is San-san-chan…

Sanzo: What the fuck?! I don't even have a nickname! Nor do I wear a bikini!

Narrator: Oh, really, San- san- chan? Then who's this?

photograph falls on stage

Sanzo:
Holy crap! That's friggin' Lurch from the "Adam's Family" wearing a bikini with my head covering his!

Narrator:
It's okay, San- san- can. Don't be so discouraged. It gets worse since we all know you're in denial… no need to get so high- blood. Just don't forget… Denial isn't only a river in Egypt!

backstage

Hakkai: San-san-chan? laughs

Goku: snorts that sounds so stupid!

Gojyo: The Nile! HA!

onstage

Sanzo: stupid, no-good, rotten, uneducated…

Narrator: Genjo Sanzo… his favorite food is ramen with mustard.

Sanzo: Ramen with MAYONNAISE, you brine shrimp egg! Fucking asshole…

Narrator: Genjo Sanzo… sleeps with lingerie and a stuffed toy.

Sanzo: I do not! Who's the director of this show?! That bastard's gonna have an early funeral!

Narrator: Admit it, San-san-chan… you're GAY!

Sanzo: Gay may ass. Just admit you're a low- life.

Narrator: Genjo Sanzo… is GAY and loves Son Goku.

Sanzo: stands up I DO NOT love Monkey Boy.

Narrator: Then why are you all red?

Sanzo: That's it!

backstage

Gojyo: I knew it!

THUD

Hakkai: Uh, Goku? Are you okay? … Goku!

onstage

Narrator: And now you know, Genjo Sanzo.

Sanzo: No, they don't! All that shit coming out of your mouth are all LIES!

Narrator:
San- san- chan, the monkey- loving, ramen-with-mustard-eating, bikini—and-lingerie-wearing, stuffed-toy-molester, GAY!

Sanzo: Damn you, fool! It's MAYONNAISE!

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