I am not Kazuya Minekura. Nor am I the creator of "All That".
A/N: Sin! Oh dear Sin!!! Where could you be... :D. Thanks. I would also like to thank this certian person who pointed something out about, "All That" form Nickelodeon... but I don't really remember who that is... but thanks anyway!
Genjo Sanzo
Narrator:
Know your stars. Know your stars. (3x) Know your stars. Today, we'll get to know the Saiyuki cast.
First up, is Genjo Sanzo.
BANG
Genjo Sanzo: Just get it over with, before I shoot you.
Narrator: But you don't even know where I am. hawhawhawhaw
Sanzo: Shut up...
Narrator: Genjo Sanzo… he swims in a bikini…
Sanzo: I do not! Damn you.
backstage
Gojyo: Now, I wonder how that looks…
Goku: You're so horny, you homo water sprite.
Gojyo: Why you!
Hakkai: Now, now…
onstage
Narrator: Genjo Sanzo… his nickname is San-san-chan…
Sanzo: What the fuck?! I don't even have a nickname! Nor do I wear a bikini!
Narrator: Oh, really, San- san- chan? Then who's this?
photograph falls on stage
Sanzo:
Holy crap! That's friggin' Lurch from the "Adam's Family" wearing a bikini with my head covering his!
Narrator:
It's okay, San- san- can. Don't be so discouraged. It gets worse since we all know you're in denial… no need to get so high- blood. Just don't forget… Denial isn't only a river in Egypt!
backstage
Hakkai: San-san-chan? laughs
Goku: snorts that sounds so stupid!
Gojyo: The Nile! HA!
onstage
Sanzo: stupid, no-good, rotten, uneducated…
Narrator: Genjo Sanzo… his favorite food is ramen with mustard.
Sanzo: Ramen with MAYONNAISE, you brine shrimp egg! Fucking asshole…
Narrator: Genjo Sanzo… sleeps with lingerie and a stuffed toy.
Sanzo: I do not! Who's the director of this show?! That bastard's gonna have an early funeral!
Narrator: Admit it, San-san-chan… you're GAY!
Sanzo: Gay may ass. Just admit you're a low- life.
Narrator: Genjo Sanzo… is GAY and loves Son Goku.
Sanzo: stands up I DO NOT love Monkey Boy.
Narrator: Then why are you all red?
Sanzo: That's it!
backstage
Gojyo: I knew it!
THUD
Hakkai: Uh, Goku? Are you okay? … Goku!
onstage
Narrator: And now you know, Genjo Sanzo.
Sanzo: No, they don't! All that shit coming out of your mouth are all LIES!
Narrator:
San- san- chan, the monkey- loving, ramen-with-mustard-eating, bikini—and-lingerie-wearing, stuffed-toy-molester, GAY!
Sanzo: Damn you, fool! It's MAYONNAISE!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
