Title: Part of the Package

Rating: K

Summary: Hermione found herself in a slimy situation. To make it even worse, it seems like Draco Malfoy is the reason why.

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. The books and characters are owned by J.K. Rowling.


"Draco Malfoy!" she screamed as a bucket full of green substance, that she guessed was a transfigured slime, covered her from her head to chest down.

Hermione tried to calm her nerves down and avoid snapping at the snickering blonde that appeared in front of her, carrying a giggling six year old miniature of him.

"First it was egg yolks at my hair that took me ages to remove, then the whip cream incident that actually covered me with feathers and a sticking mess, and now this? I did not signed up for this! Stop snickering at me!" She glared at the blonde wizard as he placed a squirming boy down to the floor.

"It is part of the 'Marrying A Malfoy Package', love. Being married to me, signed you up for this." Draco said as he slowly walked towards her direction.

She stubbornly shook her head as he wrapped his arms around her slimy waist, not even bothered when some slime was transferred to him. "You ganged up with Scorpius and the boy actually giggled on me. He giggled on me, Draco."

The former Slytherin laughed and pulled her closer to him, their foreheads almost touching. "He is our son, after all, Mrs. Malfoy."


A/N: 204 words

I think this drabble is adorable and fluffy.

Thank you for reading! :D

- BlueMarian