At an extremely late hour of the night, after eating too much candy and watching many Inuyasha DVDs, our authoress and her friend Kao-kitty came up with the greatest idea for a fanfic. Or rather, a question-fic. You see, they had been eating reeses, and suddenly it hit them: "What if Kagome introduced everyone from the feudal era to these?" Thus, this insanity was born. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or Reeses. But if I did, Inuyasha would stay under my bed forever, and I would be incredibly fat from all the Reeses!

How Would the Inuyasha Gang Eat a Reeses?

Kagome would 'osuwari' hers before eating it. Then she'd pretend not to like it nearly as much as she really did.

Inuyasha would start out eating an original Reeses. It would be reincarnated into an inside-out reeses. Now (stay with me here, it gets confusing!), some crazy ogre would discover the recipe for a crunchy Reeses, and steal some chocolate from the inside out Reeses to make it taste more like an actual Reeses. Inuyasha would have to choose which one he likes better.

Sango would chop hers up with hiraikotsu and share it with Kohaku and Kirara. She'd save a secret piece for Miroku.

Miroku would constantly grope it, but never ask it to bear his children because, well, it's a Reeses. Eventually, he'd eat it, but only after groping everyone else's.

Kaede would ponder hers, eat it, ponder some more, and come up with some complicated explanation for why the taste will doom the world, but no one would listen.

Kikyo would steal everyone else's, because she never got one of her own. Actually, she had one once, but Naraku smashed it. She'd have to keep stealing everyone else's, too, because she can't seem to get full.

Kohaku'd forget that he had one. Then he'd remember, but he'd forget how to eat it. Then Naraku would smash it anyway.

Sesshoumaru would eat it and act totally indifferent. But we all know he loved it.

Shippo would throw his at Inuyasha, get punched in the head, then eat it while watching Inuyasha be 'sat.'

Kagura would somehow find a way to use it to kill Naraku, but fail when Naraku knew all along and smashes it.

Kanna wouldn't care. She just plain doesn't care.

Naraku would make himself another minion. Then smash it.

Kouga would proclaim his undying love for it. He'd then have to fight Inuyasha over it because he stole it from Inuyasha in the first place (it's the inside-out one).

Rin would eat it, become even more hyper, and skip off on her merry way.

Jaken would name it Lord Sesshoumaru Jr and worship it.

Myoga would give the entire background of its creation, then run far FAR away while Inuyasha ate it.

Goshinki would try to read its mind. A piece of candy doesn't have a mind, of course, so he'd get frustrated, and eat/smash it.

Full-demon Inuyasha would go totally berserk and eat it. After coming back to normal, he'd realize that he ate everyone else's too.

Human Inuyasha would be 'sweet' and complain that he's too weak to eat it and Kagome can have it. Or he'd eat it anyway, but only after he turns back into a hanyou.

Jakotsu would name it after Sesshoumaru/Inuyasha/Kouga and lick it excessively.

Grampa would come up with an entire history and declare his a family heirloom. It would sit around, collecting dust, until Buyo eats it.

Mom would be the only one to eat it normally. Hey, someone has to be sane here!

Souta would tell it all of his childhood secrets.

Buyo would take one glance, to decide if it has enough calories. Then he'd eat it and get fatter

Hojo would wrap his in pretty colored paper and give it to Kagome for her "Kikyo stole mine" disease.

Oh so incredibly pointless! Like it, hate it? Please review!