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Note: Italics are thoughts, bold words are emphasized, and the dashes are scene transitions.
Prologue: Bor-Ed
Eddy sat outside of his house, his back against his bedroom door. He was bored. Ed was sick or something, not like Eddy intended to go see what was wrong with the big oaf. Edd said he was busy with some kind of "invention", and didn't want to be interrupted. Normally Eddy would've interrupted him anyway, but he decided to cut old sockhead some slack. So, Eddy just sat there, boring himself to death. There has to be something I can do... maybe I can go hang out with somebody? Eddy began to think of people he could go "chill" with. Jimmy? Brat. Sarah? Bigger Brat. Jonny? Weirdo. Kevin? Jerk. Rolf? Boring. Nazz? I wish. Kankers? If I was insane... Eddy began to realize that other than Ed and Edd, he didn't really have any other friends. Oh well... I guess I'll just have to find somethin' to entertain myself...
Eddy pondered on what he could do to entertain himself, and began to pace outside of his door. Finally he snapped his fingers as he thought of something he could do. I'll just grab a basketball or something and play with it! Eddy thought that this was a brilliant idea, so he ran inside his room, and began rummaging around in his closet looking for his basketball. Eddy found it buried beneath a pile of clothes. Well whoopie, it's flat!, Eddy thought angrily to himself as he dropped it on the floor. He was just about to resign back to being bored, when he spotted an old wooden baseball bat leaning up against a corner of the closet. Finally, something to do... Eddy thought as he picked up the bat. Now all I need is a baseball. Eddy looked everywhere in his closet for a baseball. He checked in all the piles of clothes, checked in all the nooks and crannies of his room, and even looked in the pockets of all of his shirts, jeans, and shorts, trying desperately to find a baseball. Unfortunately, luck was not on his side.
Out of frustration, Eddy punched a wall of the closet, causing something to fall off his shelf and hit him on the head. Eddy got even more frustrated, and was about to kick the object, when he realized what it was. A baseball! Looks like luck is still on my side! A smile spread across his face as he took the bat and the ball to his backyard, batting from one side of his fence to the other. Eddy threw the ball up in the air, and struck it with all his might. It soared over the opposite fence, and into Kevin's yard. "And the crowd goes WILD!" Eddy screamed, as he waved to no one in particular. He was lost in his imagination, when suddenly a yell snapped him back to reality.
"DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORKKKKKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYY Y!" someone yelled on the other side of the fence.
Eddy muttered "Oh no..." under his breath, and started running toward his door. He stopped in his tracks. Blocking his entrance to the door was Kevin, with a huge lump on his head. Eddy gulped, and smiled nervously.
"Oh, he-hey, Kiev, you come over to hand-hang out?" Eddy sputtered nervously.
"Let's cut to the chase, dorky, why did you hit me in the head with this ball, huh?" Kevin said angrily as he held up the alleged baseball.
"Hey, I didn't do it!" exclaimed Eddy, trying to defend himself.
"This is your ball!" Kevin yelled.
"What makes you think that?" Eddy said as he backed up a bit.
Kevin then pointed to the ball, which had Eddy scribbled on it.
"Oh... um... well... I got to go... um..." Eddy rambled. He knew what was coming. "SEE YA!!!" yelled Eddy as he jumped his fence, and ran into the cul-de-sac.
"COME BACK HERE, YA DORK!!!!!" Kevin yelled as he began to pursue Eddy.
Eddy was running so fast, that he thought he was traveling at light speed. He took a peek behind him, and saw that Kevin was gaining on him. Eddy looked forward again, only to run full force into the front of a van. Eddy fell to the ground, the imprint of the front of the van on his body. Kevin ran over, and looked down at Eddy.
"Well, well, well, Dorky, looks like you saved me the trouble of havin' to pound ya. Here's a token of my gratitude." Kevin then reached into his pocket, and pulled out a shiny, new wrench.
"Here ya go," said Kevin, as he dropped the wrench on Eddy's face.
"See ya, Dork," muttered Kevin as he walked away. Eddy sat up slowly, sore from the van and the wrench. Eddy sighed, and walked toward his house.
Eddy opened his bedroom door, and jumped backwards and landed on his bed. Eddy yawned, and closed his eyes.
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Eddy jumped up out of his bed, sweating. He had just had the worst, most disgusting, most disturbing nightmare he had ever had... the candy store had closed. Eddy sighed, relieved that it was just all a dream. How could Eddy live without his precious jawbreakers? Eddy stood there for a minute, before checking his clock. It read seven o' clock. Just enough time to visit Double-D... thought Eddy. He quickly combed his hair, and put on a fresh set of clothing, which, for some reason, looked exactly like the ones he just had on. Minus the grass stains. Eddy opened his door, and strolled to Edd's house.
Eddy raised his hand to knock on Edd's door, when he remembered that Edd was working on something "important". I shouldn't knock, I could "Interrupt" him... I'll just go inside and help myself to some stuff in his fridge, I'm sure he won't mind... Eddy thought as an evil smile spread over his face. He turned the door knob, and found that it was unlocked. So he stepped inside, and made his way to the kitchen. As always, everywhere in the kitchen where sticky notes, on the walls, on the table, on the fridge, on the cabinets, on the chairs, on the toaster, some sticky notes were even on top of other sticky notes! I'm surprised Double-D hasn't been worked to death doing all those chores... oh well, he seems like he enjoys doing them... weirdo.
Eddy opened Edd's fridge, and grabbed some pickles. "Don't mind if I do...", Eddy said to himself. He gobbled up all of the pickles in the jar in no time, and moved on to raiding Edd's cabinets. He grabbed some Sour Crème chips, and snatched some ranch dip from the fridge. Eddy sat at Edd's table, and just ate chips for a minute or two. After he had gotten his fill, he decided to go upstairs and check on Edd. Eddy tossed the chips and dip on the counter, and made his way up stairs to Edd's room. He decided that he should try to sneak in, and scare Edd like he always did. Eddy couldn't help but crack a smile as he silently opened the door to Edd's bedroom. He was disappointed when he saw Edd asleep, with his head on his desk. "Well, so much for scaring him...", Eddy muttered to himself. He was about to leave, when something caught his eyes next to Edd on the desk. It was something covered with a small, white sheet. Maybe that's what Double-D was working on...
Eddy cautiously made his way over to the desk, making sure not to wake Edd. He carefully lifted the sheet, and stared at what was underneath. It was a small, silver box, with a single red button on it. Eddy couldn't believe what he was seeing. Edd worked all day, and this is what he created? A dinky little box with a button on it? Eddy almost laughed, but he remembered that Edd was right next to him. Maybe I should press the button... just to see what it does... Eddy thought, curiosity getting the better of him. He lifted his finger toward the box, when Edd woke up suddenly. He immediately saw Eddy about to press the button. "NO, EDDY, WAIT!!!", Edd screamed to no avail, as it was too late. He had pressed the button. Eddy was about to turn to Edd, when a dark, purple mist flew out of the box, and enveloped them.
Short chapter, I know, but they get longer. I ended it here simply for suspense purposes. Read and Review!!!
