Kasai: James does not own Naruto that stingy Kishimoto Masashi does.
James: shut your face (activates Akumagan)
Kasai: hey i thought only i had Akumagan!?
James: so, i created it so, i gave it to myself (charges a Raikiri in right hand)
Kasai: ok, you want to play like that huh (Activates Akumagan and charges a Zetsumi Kobushi in right hand)
Naruto: i want to play too
James/Kasai: (looks at each other then plunges Raikiri/Zetsumi Kobushi into Naruto's face) shut your face
Sasuke: you killed Naruto you bastards!! (Activates Sharingan)
Sakura: Yeh, what Sasuke-kun said.
Itachi: hello, ototo
Sasuke: ILL KILL YOU ITACHI!!
Sakura: Yeh, what Sasuke-kun said.
Itachi: (activates Mangekyou Sharingan) "Amatarasu"
Sasuke: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it burns (dies)
Sakura: Sasssssukeeeee-kuuuuun (cries)
James: shut up (backhands Sakura)
Sakura: x (
James: that's better, (charges Youki Raikiri) sorry Itachi (plunges it into itachi's brain)
Itachi: xo
James: (charges Zetsumi Kobushi) who's next hmm (see's Ero-sennin peeping on women)
Nah.. Hey, he's in my spot
Everyone: (sweat drops)
Hinata, Sakura, Ino, and Tenten: Kill the pervert.
Temari: (sneaks up and grabs James and takes him away with her)
James: (fakely) ohhh help me im being sexy-napped by a sexy girl
Rai: hmmm (looks at Kasai sneakily)
Kasai: why are you looking at me like that?
Rai: (grabs Kasai and drags him away with her)
Kasai: this will be fun.
Hinata, Sakura, Ino, and Tenten: now what? (See's Jariya peeping)
Hinata, Sakura, Ino, and Tenten: Kill the pervert!
Jariya: (runs for his life) i need to do research
Tsunade: (kicks Jariya in the crotch with a chakra-enhanced foot) take that you perv
Jariya: (dies crying)
Everyone: (sweat drops)
Goku: Shenron i wish everyone that James killed was revived
Goku's mom: Kakarot!?
Goku: who are you?
Goku's Mom: im your mother
Goku: Damn you James!!!!!
meanwhile...
Temari: oh, oh, oh, yes, yes, uhhh ahhhh
James: um can i stop now?
Temari: yes
James: (Stops giving massage) -AN. gothca you little perves
White stuff falls on the window.
James: what the hell (activates Akumagan) NEJI GET DOWN HERE!!
Neji: it was my destiny to drop my gogurt.
Neji: and it is your destiny to say hi to me.
James: stuff it
Neji: you defied destiny!?
James: Yeh i do it all the time, watch
Sasuke retrieval arc
Shikamaru: first we'll split up then...
James shows up
James: ok here's the plan: ill handle this (jumps into the clearing of the sound four)
Tayuya: who the hell is he
Jirobu: Tayuya you shouldn't curse
Sakon: I'll kill him
Kidimaru: fine hurry it up though
James: (cuts Sakon in half while drawing his KageYaiba) that was hurried up huh
Kidimaru: I'LL KILL YOU!! ( shoots spider web )
James: (cuts web in half ) i guess i have to do this then huh...
All: what
James: Slice And Dice, KageYaiba ( now only the hilt and guard are there)
All: WTF
James: (slits Kidimaru's throught from 20 feet away)
James: (stabs Tayuya)
Naruto: (rasengan's Jirobu in the face)
James: (slashes the barrel that Sasuke is in, in half, killing Sasuke)
Everyone: gets ready to fight
Ichigo: (Getsuga Tenshou kills everyone)
James: (blocks) be careful with that thing ok
James: see that's why i can bend destiny
Neji: none can defy destiny. It's my destiny to win in battle with you.
James: Yeh, sure it is
Neji: just you watch (Activates Byakugan) now come and fig-
James: (Knocks out Neji and puts a dress on him then takes pictures to put on the internet)
Temari: can you tell me why you did that?
James: no
Temari: why because im a girl
James: no just cuz it was funny
Temari: oh
James: Yeh, oh
James: im going to check on Ero-Sennin. You comin?
Jiraiya: (Wakes up) Where am I?
Tsunade: in your worst nightmare (points at a stripper pole)
Jiraiya: Your going to strip for me. That's my dream!!!
Tsunade: not me
???: me
Jiraiya: who's there?
(Orochimaru walks out)
Orochimaru: i will be stripping
Jiraiya: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! (dies)
(Kabuto kills Tsunade)
Orochimaru: I win
(James, Arashi, Kasai, and Naruto bust in through the roof)
(Sasuke walks from the shadows)
James and Kasai: didn't we kill him?
Naruto: Sasuke-teme!
Arashi: Orochimaru-teme!
James: everyone pair up! ill take Kimimaru
Kasai: i got Kabuto
Naruto: ill beat Sasuke-teme
Arashi: ill kill you Orochimaru
Sasuke: ive got ramen Naruto.
Naruto: i give up you win. Give me Ramen
Sasuke: Chidori (plunges Chidori into Naruto's heart) Loser.
Kasai: ill kill you both at once (unleashed dual biju chakra) I. WILL. KILL. YOU. ALL
James: Shit. run ill handle this ( Released Doku's chakra. Brings out 25 tails and keeps control)
Kasai: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
James: BRING IT ON WIMP!!
KASAI: ( THROWS SUPER FAST CHAKRA PUNCH)
JAMES:( SMACKS IT AWAY AT THE LAST SECOND)
KASAI: ( FLIES THROUGH THE WALL AND HITS BOULDER )
KASAI: GRRRR ILL KILL YOU
Goku: (kicks James in the face then turns super sayin 4)
GOKU: NOW, LETS END THIS.
JAMES: WEAKLINGS ALL OF YOU
GOKU: KA-ME-HA-ME-HA
KASAI: (PUNCHES THE KAMEHAMEHA AWAY)
KASAI: THIS IS MY FIGHT FOOL
GOKU: NO ILL KILL HIM
JAMES: YOU FOOLS. I WILL KILL YOU BOTH. (UNLEASHES ALL 50 TAILS) THIS WORLD IS MINE.
JAMES: ( USES KATON: KASAI KUCHIKUKEN THAT BLOWS UP EVERYTHING THAT STANDS ITS WAY INCLUDING GOKU AND KASAI).
A.N. I had fun writing that
