Kish's-Kirby: Welcome to Regal Cinema! How may I help you? Extra large poppy corn? Com'n right up! An extra side of randomness com'n right up!

Sara: Behold my creator: The Queen of Random.

Disclaimer: Me no own TMM.

Dimension Flights

Game Set

The café was silent and all you could hear was Mint slurping her mint tea. Ichigo was cleaning the doors. Lettuce was cleaning tables and Zakuro was washing dishes with Keiichiro. It was quiet, tranquil, then-BAM!!!- The café door swung off its hinges and slammed Ichigo into the hard, cold wall, leaving her body shape. "I-I FINALLY GOT IT!!! NA NO DA!!"

The mews had to swallow their hearts, for their hearts were stuck in their mouths. Pudding held up a gamecube game. "W-What did you get, Pudding?" Zakuro said as she stood up, trying to stop Ichigo wandering around as if she had a double martini.

Ichigo stopped spinning around like an out-of-control top. She said in a slurred way, "H-How do yas play et?!"

"I don't know. I usually throw away the manual." Pudding smiled.

Mint stopped slurping her mint tea, "Maybe, we could look on the back of the box. Can we, Pudding?"

"No, I usually throw away the boxes, too." Pudding smiled more, if it were possible.

Ryou walked into the room, "Maybe we could go into my room and try to figure it out on my gamecube."

"Where did you get a gamecube, Ryou?" (1)

Ichigo asked astonishingly. "OOOOO!!! YAYAYAYAYAYAY! –POOF-" Ichigo had taken her cute little kitty form.

"Ahahaha!" Kish snatches kitty, poofs away. …poofs back, "she scratched me!" poof away.

"I-Ichigo…" Lettuce stuttered.

Ichigo crossed her paws, "Mew (translated: What was I supposed to do?)? MEW! (translated: RYOU! Let's play!)"

"Ichigo, not now, the café is a mess!" Ryou crossed his arms. No one knew what he was saying, because he was the only one there, besides Ichigo that could speak cat.

Hearing this, Ichigo dashed around the café turning every speck of dust into chrome. "MEOW! (DERE ALL DONE! –huff, huff, huff-)"

There was a sudden scream, "YARGH!! IT BURNS! ITBURNSITBURNSITBURNS!" Ryou ran around in circles holding his burnt eyes.

Zakuro was in the corner rubbing sunscreen on herself in sunglasses and a bikini, "It doesn't burn, it tans."

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After work, Ryou tried to run upstairs before the girls got done changing into their regular clothes, but they trampled him, "D-d-on't star-oh. –COUGH, COUGH- OWGH! K-Keiichiro, you too?"

Keiichiro had jumped on Ryou's back and all the way upstairs, "Sorry, Ryou, first come, first serve."

"Yeah, I'm sure you'd know all about that, wouldn't you?" Ryou growled in a terrifying, evil, low, dirty, tone.

-CRASH!!!- "ICHIGO! YOU BROKE IT!" One of the mews shouted-no ALL of the mews shouted.

"Whatwasthat?" Ryou said in an oblivious tone. Then, he knew what happened.

"R-Ryou, remember, your anger management pills." Keiichiro backed away.

Ryou stormed into his room, to see a crushed gamecube, "Ah…ah…I-Ichigo, WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY PRECIOUS BABY?!?!?!"

"B-Baby? B-but I didn't mean to!" Ichigo sobbed in a tiny squeak.

Lettuce stepped up to the plate, "She didn't mean to, Ryou." '

OO! A fastball! Everyone thought and gasped.

"What?" Ryou asked in a cold tone.

Uh, oh. Strike one. Everyone reported in their heads.

"Uh, um, well. S-she- j-just…BE NICER! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!" Lettuce yelled.

Ah…s-strike two and three. W-who's out? Ryou fell over. Ryou. OKAY! Everyone thought.

Kish transported in with a hand wrapped in a giant towel where Ichigo had scratched him before. He shouted in a happy tone, "OO!Where'dyougetthatgame,Puddin'?!" Kish had also taken his happy pills.

"G-Game Stop?" She whimpered.

Kish transported to Game Stop, but before he left, he shouted, "O-KISAY!"

"T-that was rather odd." Keiichiro whispered in a scared tone.

Kish transported back two seconds later with a copy of Pudding's game in his hand. His face and body was beaten to a bloody pulp, "Igotit!"

"Kish…what happened?" Mint asked.

Kish stood on his own two legs and told her, "Paper shredder…and…a giant salt shaker."

"How-" Ryou was cut off.

"SO, how do ya play?" Kish completely ignored Ryou's cut off question.

"We don't know yet, Ichigo broke the gamecube." Pudding pointed to the broken gamecube.

Ichigo whimpered. Kish looked at the busted gamecube and then at Ichigo. When he looked back at Ryou's purple, broken gamecube, it was replaced by a sliver new gamecube with a piece of paper attached to it. "What does that say?" Kish's sugar rush was cured.

Zakuro read the paper, "Gotta love authoress powers, signed Kish's-Kirby."

"Who the devil is Kish's-Kirby?" Ryou asked.

Kish smirked, "It sounds like I have a fan." His smirk was directed to Ryou, who growled in defeat. "Let's pop it in and pla-"

"HOLD ON!" Ryou shouted as he pushed his hand in front of Kish's face. "You can't play on this gamecube. If Ichigo smashed my old one into a billion pieces, then I have yet to observe how you're going to destroy my new gamecube."

"…so…that's a 'no'?" Kish asked his enemy, who he thought would be nice to the gamecube deprived alien.

A red vein popped out of Ryou's head, "OUT!"

Kish transported back to his own ship, sad because, he couldn't play his new game. He plopped down on a couch and stared at the back of the box. It was all gold. He read it, "'An evil wind is rising.' REALLY?!" He shouted in a high pitch squeaky voice.

Pai and Tart came running into the room, "Kish, what's wrong?!" Tart and Pai each shouted.

"You hardly ever use your high pitch squeaky voice!" Pai yelled.

Tart and Pai relaxed, noticing that Kish was pointing to a small box with his head under a pillow, "T-there. The b-box says it all…"

Pai picked up the box and read it aloud, "Only for Nintendo Gamecube. The Legend of- HOLD ON! Why does this box have you so scared?"

"T-the BACK." Kish whimpered from underneath the pillow in a tornado drill position, clutching the plushy pink pillow precisely on his head for dear life. (2)

Pai turned over the box. Tart read it, "'An evil wind is rising.' This is what has you so scared?"

Pai dropped the box down on the ground, "It's a game, nothing more, right Tart?" He glanced over to Tart, who was at the moment, cowering under the pillow right next to Kish. "(sigh) I suppose I'm the only one that thinks it's a game. I wish that we had an Earth television so that we could play."

-BLING! BLING!-

Pai turned around and Kish and Tart got out from under the pillow. They all saw something, rather odd. "Pai, what is that?" Kish asked in his first stutter-free sentence that night in front of his alien peeps.

"I think it's an Earth television with some sort of weird box attached to it." The older alien crouched down and inspected the device. "How odd."

Kish flew over to Pai and so did Tart. "It's the box I found in Blondie's room, but his was all smashed, because Koneko-chan did a big number on it. Then, a silver one popped up. It's called a 'gamecube'." Kish touched the silver gamecube, "The new one looked just like this one." He felt around it. "It was supposed to have a note attached. Ah…here! Tart, you read it." He handed the note to Tart.

Tart read it, "Let's see: Gotta love authoress powers. You owe me for the T.V. Signed, Kish's-Kirby.'"

"Who the devil is this Kish's-Kirby?" Pai asked.

Kish chuckled, finding another note from his obvious fan made him happy. "I think you push the..." Kish looked at the back of the note. It had directions on it. Kish read the one in red bold letters out loud, "'BEWARE OF LASER.' That seems easy enough. So, we press the silver button with the small circular dent." The lid opened and everyone backed up a bit. Kish thought it was supposed to do that so, he stuck the gold game disk in and pushed the lid down. "Now, we push the grey button, but beware of the laser." He pushed the 'on' button and a red light came on.

"THE LASER!! DUCK!" Pai shouted. Everyone slammed into the couch.

"I-is it gone?" Tart asked.

The note fell on Kish's face and he read the small print, "'Psyche.' SMALL PRINT, MY BUTT!"

"Huh?" Tart asked.

Pai got up, "It appears Kish's helpful little fan played a joke on us."

A strange voice form nowhere spoke, "MUHAHAHA! IT'S SO MUCE FUN TO PLAY WITH NAÏVE ALIENS."

"Aw, thanks!" Tart shouted sarcastically. The voice didn't answer so, everyone thought it was gone. (3) "Let's play." The littlest alien said.

"But what about controllers? I saw them in Blondie's room, too. And how do we get everything to work?!" Kish shouted.

-SNAP!- (4)

Everything was set and ready to play. "Nice." Kish said, quite surprised by the sudden game music.

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"ARGH! WHY IS THIS GAME SO UNFAIR?!?!" Kish slammed the T.V., hit it, and whatever else he could do to hurt it. "This game…is so frustrating…yet so addictive."

-BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM!!!-

"WORK ALREADY!!!!" Kish slammed his controller into dust, no joke. "ALRIGHT! If you won't work if I mush this controller into dust, THEN I'LL KILL THE T.V.!" He called on his dragon swords and bashed the T.V. "WORKWORKWORK!" All of the sudden, a giant purple strobe (5) light shot from the T.V. into the alien's living room. It blinded Kish, Pai, and Tart.

Pai out down his book and Tart walked up next to Kish. "…touch it." Tart said in a small voice.

Kish kicked at the light and it instantly sucked him in, "TART!!!" Kish grabbed onto Tart's ankle and Tart strapped himself onto Pai's ankle.

Pai dropped his book and ripped up the couch. "MAKE IT STOP!!" Pai accidentally let go of the last piece of fabric on the mangled couch.

"AARRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" All the aliens screamed as they fell into the bright, blinding strobe light.

Time later-

Tart was the first alien to wake up. He had drifting for a while. "Hmmm?" He looked around. He Kish and Pai looked normal. Big ears and all. "What's this?" The sky is rather shimmery and the ground is really rough and scratchy. He thought. "Let's see…if I turn over…" He turned over, "Then I'll-WAHH! –gulbgulbgulb-" SAVE ME! Hold up, why am I sinking into darkness? Is that a shark? WAH! Isn't it feeding time? He asked himself. WAH! The shark bumped him and made him sink faster. HELP! Wait a sec. I'm an alien, I can breathe underwater. Why am I so worried? –inhal- "COUGH, GLUB, BLEAH." Ugh…(6)

KK: Yes, well, first story. We thought that this would be a good cliffie.

Misha12: Meaning: Me and little sis!

Sara: Yeah, whatever. LET'S JUST POST THE DARN CHAPTER!

KK and Misha12: …yikes… (back away quietly)

Key:

(1): Authoress powers, gotta love 'em.

(2): Try saying that five times fast.

(3): OR SO THEY THOUGHT!

(4): Hee, hee. I helped 'em out.

(5): Remember that light in the 20th century logo when you watch a movie? It's the light that shoots light up into the air, but is still the entire time.

(6): Tart is now unconscious.