Hello, readers! I know the TT's have been missing out of action for a few years now, but I couldn't resist writing my first story about them. I have been looking for a fun story like this for ages now and just decided to write one myself. By the way, this chapter includes tidbits of info about Jersey Shore and Grease so if you're not familiar with them, sorry! Also mostly a RxS fic but humor involving all Titans throughout. I hope you enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans, Grease, or Jersey Shore.

Chapter One- Magic Box Miscommunication

"In other news-"

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"-Pokémon, gotta catch them all-"

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"-there are even Snuggies for your dog, too!"

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"I invented the freakin'poof!"

Starfire paused for a moment as very orange, very short women on television pointed to a big bump on top of her head. She tilted her head, confused, as scenes of clubbing, fist fights, hair gel, and video of "The Situation" pulling up his shirt flashed by.

"Robin?" she inquired as she turned around to where he was sitting at the counter, reviewing files.

"Hm?"

"Why does this female on the 'magic box' do the showing off of the lump on her head? Is she injured? I believe she may have acquired some damaging of the brain as she is acting quite strange."

Robin turned away from his work to see just what Starfire was talking about when the logo of Jersey Shore popped up on the screen with its full cast. He understood when he spotted the girl in front with the insanely large hairdo that took up half her height.

He chuckled and explained, "Star, that's just her hair style. She isn't hurt. Some girls think it makes them look attractive, I guess. "

"Oh," chimed Starfire, attempting to push the back of her hair up to extreme heights. "Do you think she looks attractive?" She peered out the side of her eye as she still had her hands tangled in her locks, awaiting Robin's answer.

"Not… particularly. Too much makeup and orange skin tends to turn me off."

He intended it be a joke, but as soon as he said it, he wish he could have had a due over as Starfire looked at her own skin with a hurt expression and the light mood vanished.

Shit, he thought as she muttered an 'oh' and turned back to the show, slumping on the sofa so the top of her head could not be seen. What I meant to say was that am only attracted to girls with auburn hair, jade eyes, and skin the color of the sunset, Star. Damn it, why did I have to be so spineless? But it was too late now as he began to hear whimpering beyond the couch.

"Starfire, I-"

"We're baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacck!" thundered Beast Boy obnoxiously as he stepped into the threshold holding two, paper bags full of groceries.

Robin winced at the sound and was giving him a death glare when the swoosh of the door also indicated Raven and Cyborg's arrival. Levitating the four of her bags over to the counter, Raven floated until she gingerly sat on the couch by Starfire.

"There really is no need for you to announce your entrance, Beast Boy. I'm sure they knew you were here just by your stench alone," she stated icily as she picked up a book on the coffee table.

"Ha. Ha. Very funny, Raven. Just because you're jealous of my Mustang cologne, good looks, personality, comic relief-" he was counting all the things off of his fingers when Raven looked up from her book.

"Wait, Mustang cologne? What does it make you smell like a car or something?" She smirked. "Better watch out or Cyborg might even be hitting on you."

"Hell no! I would definitely date an actually car before I even laid an eye on BB. Preferably one with sonic speakers, a nice paint job, one of those tree air fresheners-"

Both continued to babble, Beast Boy not even hearing Raven's comeback as she rolled her eyes and the corner of Robin's mouth lifted slightly. He glanced over and noticed that Starfire hadn't even interjected once in the conversation but was still in the same position, legs stretch out and hands on her stomach. The grin soon faded.

He didn't want to talk her right at the moment, as they had gained an audience, so he did what he was good at. He avoided it by getting himself involved in a task. He promised himself he would deal with it later.

"Um, guys? Aren't there more groceries in the car?" he questioned, and hoped. He got up swiftly to help the boys as they snapped out of it and Cyborg complained he had completely forgotten and Beast Boy bragging he had won this faceoff with Raven.

"In your dreams," she huffed quietly as the door finally slid shut and only the hum of the TV remained.

Finally quiet, thought Raven and sighed when she snuggled closer to the couch and spread the pages before her eyes when only a moment later an over exaggerated gasp escaped Starfire's lips.

Raven jumped slightly, forgetting Starfire was even there, when she came to her senses and angrily rolled her eyes towards the now rigid Tamaranian. "What?"

"Did you not see? Did you not see what that awful man did to that young girl Snooki on the 'magic box'?" Starfire stood abruptly and made hand gestures toward the TV.

What the hell? thought Raven as Starfire started to grab her by the wrists.

"It was horrible Raven! We must assist at once. Hurry! Get up!"

Raven barked, "Hold on to your mini skirt, Starfire, and let me see what you are talking about." Immediately she let go… and literally took hold of the bottom of her skirt. Raven was about to hit herself in the head because of Starfire's action when she glanced at the screen and saw what Starfire was yelling about.

In slow motion, it showed a girl with what looked like a beehive on her head at a bar, doing her thing, when a man to her left smashes her in the face. Not a slap, a love tap, but a full blown punch in the kisser. The last you see is the girl toppling to the ground as her friends attempt to beat the guy up. They did the replay about ten more times, adding sound effects and doing it in super slow mo.

"Nice left hook," commented Raven as she leaned back when the show continued and finally looked back up at the shocked eyes of Starfire. "What now?"

"Raven, the Snooki just got hit in the face and you are complementing her pursuer?" she accused, tears forming in her eyes.

"Starfire, sit down I will explain, and you can stop holding your skirt now…" Raven ignored the temptation of rolling her eyes as Starfire obeyed, though unwillingly.

"First thing, that big thing square thing we are watching right now, with the moving pictures? This is called a TV. Not a magic box. We do not get missions from it, but from the big screen overhead." Raven pointed to its location and Starfire nodded, wiping away freshly split tears. "The TV is for entertainment only and can contain fictional shows, things that aren't real, so there is nothing to get worked up over. Secondly, this is just a show, something MTV cooked up so they could sucker people into watching to raise their ratings. What is happening on the TV isn't actually happening in real time and may have even occurred months before. Do you understand now?"

Starfire bite her lip. "Yes, I believe so friend Raven. So Snooki getting get hit by that man never really happened?"

"Um…no, that was real." Starfire's face fell but Raven quickly sped up the explanation. "But the man was surely spent to prison, and look, Snooki looks just fine." Raven pointed to the set to find an image of Snooki grinding and drinking it up on the dance floor.

"The whore lives to grind another day," Raven mumbled under her breath so Starfire couldn't hear.

"Glorious! Now Raven, what is she doing with that man on the floor of dance…?"

"Forget it! Let's just not watch this show anymore, ok? Maybe you can ask Robin about that later." Raven grinned evilly to herself but was surprised when she mentioned it Star's curiosity turned into sorrow.

Raven let out a huge sigh and questioned, "What's the matter now? Still sad about Snooki?" She started to casually flip the channels, looking for something at least the level of PG-13 or lower, so finally Starfire pay attention to something else and let her read.

"Snooki of the Shore of Jersey does not bother me anymore as I know she is all right. What brings upon the sorrow is that Robin thinks of my skin as a 'turn off'. He must be repulsed by me for he hasn't even spoken to me since our exchange." Starfire looked down as she remembered what he said about the girls on the TV. Her heart ached as she wished that the color of her skin was normal enough to win his love, or at least his approval.

"Starfire, what exactly did he say? And what even led on to this conversation?" inquired Raven as she thought it was a weird thing to talk about. Starfire told her about the short chat that she and Robin had shared and finally Raven understood.

"I see. I think Robin was kidding around and didn't mean it in reference to you, Star. He was referring to the girls going sun tanning and being sort of fake. Guess he's more into natural beauty, and Starfire that's all you are so you should have nothing to worry about," replied Raven honestly.

"Truly? You believe he thinks I'm…attractive?" Starfire questioned as new hope filled her eyes.

Raven looked her right in the eyes and casually said "I know so. But I think you should ask him for yourself when he gets back. In the meantime, I found the perfect movie for you to watch. Grease. You can even click the 'info' button on the remote if you have any questions. Just press select and have at it."

She nodded and pressed select and a giggling gaggle of girls appeared while Rizzo sang 'Sandra Dee'. Starfire was mesmerized as girls in nightgowns paraded along a girly bedroom, talking about doing hair, ear piercings, and nail painting. Raven smirked and finally was able to crack her book open…

"We're baaaaaaaaa-"

Beast Boy's bellow was cut short after a toaster was lodge in his mouth by black energy. He turned into a hippo and spat it out and fumed, "Raven, what the-"

"Shhh!" Raven whispered sternly, turning her back to him so he would get the message.

"Whatever, I'm going back to my GameStation where I know I am appreciated!" Beast Boy huffed past the other returning boys and past the sliding door.

"Puberty," Cyborg stated and shrugged his shoulders as Raven raised an eyebrow. He then stomped to the fridge and cabinets with all the bags and the things they contained. Robin slipped off to one of the side tables, hoping to be unnoticed. Raven did but counted one…, two…, three… No interruption. Finally, finally, she could return to her book.

"Friend Raven?"

She gritted her teeth and sighed to keep her cool. "Yes, Starfire?"

"You have shown me this wondrous movie about Earth's people from the past, and I have tried the 'info' button, but please, perhaps you can tell me what a party of slumber is? It looks like glorious fun and -"

Raven growled as her patience grew thin, aggravation plain on her face, "No, Starfire, I can't because all I want is some peace and quiet and no one is giving it to me! Go ask Boy Blunder over there if you really want to know." She stormed to exit the room but hissed one more thing for Robin to only hear. "Why don't you guys kiss and make up already? At least that will keep her mouth busy." And with that she left, leaving a shocked Starfire and blushing Robin behind.

Robin was beyond pissed at her comment at Starfire and would have to confront her later when she cooled off. He looked at Star's face and found a still surprised but hurt look, her mouth slightly open.

Cyborg whistled lowly as the two teens shifted their heads to him. "Who wants waffles? Starfire?" he asked, his attempt at breaking the awkwardness in the air as he turned to the stove.

Starfire lifted gently into the air and over the couch. "No, thank you, friend Cyborg. Today has been rather…," she glanced at Robin but quickly turned away, "unhappy. I shall return to my room to rest." Quickly, she floated to her room as Robin watched her retreating form.

"Damn it!" he half whispered as soon as Starfire was out of hearing distance. He was about to slam his fist on the table when a heaping pile of waffles was placed in front of him. "Um… thanks." He glanced up at Cyborg as he slid into the chair across from him.

"Want to tell me what's the matter?" the wise half robot asked while taking a huge mouth full of his own food.

"Not really, just three of my teammates are upset, one in which I'm mad at for causing most of the trouble, and I now I don't know how to make it right," he stated sarcastically as he played with his food. He breathed a heavy sigh.

"Don't worry, man. Stuff like this happens all the time. It'll blow over, you'll see."

"I don't know…" Robin wanted to do more than just wait around until it "blew over", especially when it came to the Starfire situation. She took things especially hard when Robin slipped up, which was often, and felt that this time he should something extra special, not just for her, but everyone.

Spying the TV, and remembering what Starfire had said, a realization took over Robin.

"Cyborg, you're not one to put down a party, right? So here's what I figure…"