Goku and the Sorcerer's stone
Disclaimer I don't own DBZ or Harry Potter
Authors note everything is animated
Chapter 1
Privet drive was like every other street in the small town of Surrey with white picket fences freshly mowed lawns and a car in the garage everyone was living the American dream except for the part where they're British
But that night while everyone was asleep a man appeared in the middle of the street this man was Albus Dumbledore now if anyone was outside at three in the morning and saw this man they would have thought he was very strange he wore silver robes with moon and stars on them he had a long silver beard and a broken nose
From his pocket he pulled out his deluminator with a flick of a switch balls of light flew from the street lights and into the deluminator once the street became dark Dumbledore noticed a tabby cat staring at him from atop a mailbox
"Good evening professor McGonagall" said Dumbledore to the cat
The cat leaped from the mailbox transforming into a tall severe looking woman with her black hair in a tight bun
"Good evening professor Dumbledore" replied Professor McGonagall "are the rumors true"
"They are true" Dumbledore
"And Lily and James" Professor McGonagall asked
"If they are alive they should apparate here in 3 2 1"
As if on cue a woman with long red hair and green eyes apparated with a man with glasses and messy black hair in the woman's arms is a one year old baby with a lightning bolt shaped scar on his forehead the three walked over to professor Dumbledore and McGonagall
"Thank goodness you three are alright but where's Goku" asked McGonagall
"We barely got away he nearly squished us" James said
"And what of Voldemort" Dumbledore asked
"Don't say the name Albus" McGonagall said "now come now Minerva fear of a name only increases fear of the object itself"
"I don't care what you call him I just want both of my sons Albus" said Lily as she collapsed onto the pavement never letting go of Harry
"Can't you fix that scar on his forehead Albus" Professor McGonagall asked "im afraid I cannot scars can be very useful though I have one on my left thigh that I use as a map of the London Underground"
James walked away from his wife and over to his former professors "I assume you have a plan for getting Goku out of Godrics Hollow" James asked "because if we lived and he died she will slaughter you where you stand"
"Tell your wife there's no for violence Hagrid will be here anytime now"
"Are you sure Albus that Hagrid can handle this kind of job" Professor McGonagall
"I would trust Hagrid with my life ah here he is now" as Dumbledore finished his sentence a flying motorcycle landed on privet drive driving the bike was a bearded giant carrying a crying baby with messy black hair and a monkey tail he was completely naked with odd black marks on his stomach
"Evening Professor Dumbledore did what you asked got him to this exact spot just like you asked" Dumbledore looked at the crying baby "Hagrid do you know what those marks are on Goku's stomach" he asked the giant man
"Not at all professor" said Hagrid as he gave the child to the old wizard looking closer the marks looked like a black spiral surrounded by a circle "Hagrid how did Goku acquire this mark"
"It happened while he was a giant monkey you know who blasted him with a hex as Goku blasted him with a giant Ki blast from his mouth I never saw anything with such power"
"Im sorry to interrupt but where are we supposed to live now" James asked after receiving a dirty look from his wife
"Not to worry that's been taken care of here are the keys to your house number five privet drive" Dumbledore answered giving him a key
Great lily potter thought to herself my sister her fat husband and that spoiled little brat are our neighbors well it could be worse so I should at least try to be nice
"Well everyone I think that's enough excitement for one night good night" Dumbledore said before handing the crying baby to James and returning the lights in the deluminator to their proper place before apparating away
Ten years later
Lily was in the kitchen staring at the cake baking in the oven her husband was at the table drinking a cup of coffee enjoying the silence of his kids asleep
"James how many times should I duplicate the you know what" his wife asked from the kitchen
"What's the you know what" James replied
"Keep this up James Potter and you won't get a slice of Goku's birthday cake" she heard a loud bang as she realized her mistake "damn it James you woke him up"
The eleven year old saiyan sped into the kitchen
(Sorry to interrupt no one in the wizard world knows what a saiyan is yet)
Once Goku got downstairs he could smell the chocolate cake in the oven he was wearing a black tee shirt and grey shorts his hair always looking like he just got out of bed and his tail wrapped around his waist like a belt
"Cake!" Goku said his mouth salivating even though no one actually knew when his birthday was they had let him pick the day but mom wasn't all that happy when he picked the same day as his cousin Dudley
"Hang on mister did you brush your teeth" asked Lily
"Yes mom"
"Wash your face"
"Yes mom"
"Wake up your brother and sister"
"No mom"
"Well go wake them up or no cake" his mother told him
With the threat of no cake on his shoulders he ran upstairs to wake up his siblings he went into the first room near the stairs to find his ten year old sister Ruby fast asleep in her bed her black hair hanging in her face
This was going to be fun
"Ruby wake up" he screamed in his sisters ear making her jump out of bed he knew she hated being woken up but it was either let her sleep or no cake
(This is Goku were talking about so it's obvious what he's going to pick)
"I hate it when you do that" Ruby mumbled wanting to go back to sleep but she knew that he would let hell freeze over before he went without cake on his birthday so that meant she had to be awake
"Come on Ruby it's a beautiful day you shouldn't be asleep"
"You're just waking me up because you want cake" said Ruby irritated at her adopted brothers monstrous appetite
Goku waited until his sister was out of bed and walking to the bathroom before going to the large room he shared with his brother Harry
Without warning he leaped onto his brother's bed bouncing up and down making him the world's most annoying alarm clock
Harry had been dreaming about his first year at Hogwarts when his monkey tailed brother woke him up there was only one reason Goku woke up either him or Ruby Harry woke up and reached for his glasses
"Do you have to do that every year?"
"Yeah pretty much come on I want cake and then we have to give our present to Dudley"
"Why does mum make us do it every year he probably throws it away after we leave"
Harry and Goku got out of bed and walked downstairs just as ruby got out of the bathroom wearing her usual outfit of jeans and a leather jacket over Beatles t shirt Ruby Potter was by all definition a tom boy she refused to wear any form of feminine clothing and despised the color pink
They three potter siblings walked into the kitchen and saw at Goku's seat five chocolate cakes in front of his spot and a gallon of milk the rest of the family was sharing one cake
"Food" faster than any one could blink Goku left his sibling's side and went to consuming his inhumanly large portion of food after five minutes the cakes were gone and he was chugging down the entire gallon of milk
"How long did it take him this year" Ruby asked
"6 minutes twelve seconds" said James answering his daughter
"I feel sorry for whoever marries him" Harry mumbled
Once everyone was done the three Potter kids had to go to Dudley's to give him his present which according to Ruby was just a dollar euro bill with a couple of zeroes after the one drawn in permanent marker Dudley was so dumb he wouldn't notice until he tried to buy something
With the present in Ruby's pocket they walked across the street to number 4 privet drive
Authors note first chapter done I hope you like it so far
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