Tenten cried out aloud with pain and shock as she landed directly onto Temari's large iron fan. Making sharp contact with Temari's weapon, Tenten felt as though her back would crack, break into pieces…

"Tenten!" From the gallery above, a boy's voice rang out loud and clear, punctuated with a note of utter dismay. Rock Lee, no doubt.

With a smug smile of triumph, the yellow-haired Temari casually flung Tenten away from her fan.

Rock Lee, Tenten's teammate, moved to catch the now-unconscious Tenten before she could strike the hard, cold ground, but someone else moved first. Lee scarcely had time to leap down before Neji Hyuga, his black-haired, gray-eyed teammate descended. Within seconds, he was behind Tenten, his arms swiftly catching her seconds before she hit the ground.

"Tenten, are you OK?" he murmured.

No reply.

"I'll get you for this, Temari," Neji hissed, his strange gray eyes narrowing dangerously, pitching his voice just loud enough for the Sand ninja to hear. "Mark my words. I'll get you yet, and you'll regret ever doing this to Tenten!"

"What now, Neji?" Temari mocked, leaning arrogantly on her iron fan. "Unhappy because your girl lost the fight? Too bad! I beat in her fair fight; let that be the end of this matter."

"Oh no, I don't think so," Neji hissed coldly, a strange smile spreading over his face. "This isn't the end, Temari. Believe me."

Temari merely replied him with her most mocking smile.

"And the winner, Temari." Hayate's voice reminded Neji that it was no point standing here, challenging Temari in front of everyone and making himself look like some lovesick fool.

His lips thinning out coldly, Neji leaped back up onto the gallery with the black-haired Tenten in his arms and smiled to himself, a secret little smile that could only mean danger. Oh, he would get his revenge yet, he thought, as he gently stroked Tenten's hair away from her bruised and dusty face.

Just you wait, Temari. Just you wait!

Like it, guys? Mind you, this IS a parody/humour, so everything after this will pretty much be rather…ridiculous, and the characters might be rather OOC, I'm warning you :) And yes, the chapters will all be quite short, I'm afraid.

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