In the FMA World

Hi! I'm writing this story with my friend. It's nothing really but I would appreciate it if you would read it. I know there tons of stories like this but I wanted to make one too! So here we go, to the funniness! And don't take this seriously.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist or the characters in it, blah, blah, blah… and I don't own Hello Kitty or the song 99 red balloons or Barbie Fairytopia… .


We had just gotten out of school. The sun was blazing!

" It's so hot! Make it stop!" Janelle whined. She fanned herself with Linda's hand. She didn't want to waste her own energy.

" Let go of my hand, you do this everyday," Linda said.

Janelle pouted and let go of her hand, " If I die 'cause of heat stroke I blame you!" "If you…" Linda paused and stared blankly into the sky as 99 red balloons passed by.

" What?" Janelle asked. She looked at where Linda was staring and gaped at the sight of the balloons. ' There's so many…' she thought. " Pretty!" she squealed.

Linda amazingly jumped and caught onto one of the red balloons. She started to fly away as Janelle grabbed onto her foot.

" Where are we going?!" Janelle panicked. " To the Land of Oz!" Linda shouted. Janelle's eyes went big and round at Linda's reply. " What! Really?! Squee!!" Janelle exclaimed. " No, not really. Just kidding," Linda smiled down at Janelle.

" Grrr…" Janelle muttered. They flew across the sky for what seemed like hours until they saw a large gate made of stone. It was in the sky high above the clouds. ' I wonder how that got there!' Janelle thought.

" That gate looks oddly familiar," Janelle said.

" It reminds me of Hello Kitty," Linda said with a goofy grin. Sometimes she's really…unintelligent.

They arrived at the big gate in the sky. (A/N: No it's not heaven! Lol) Linda let go of the balloon. They fell to the ground with Janelle breaking the fall.

" Thanks!" Linda smiled and patted her head.

" Uh huh…" Janelle had swirlys in her eyes.

The gate spoke to them. " I will grant you 3 wishes!" it said triumphantly. " Uh ok" Linda scratched her head. " So what do you want?" the gate said irritated.

Janelle said the first thing that popped into her head. " Let's go see Ed and Al from FMA!!" she exclaimed throwing her hands up into the air. " OK," Linda sighed.

" Fine, you have 3 days!" the gate said, it's voice echoing. " But I need something from you in return."

" Uh, you can have my homework!" Linda said. " OK," the gate said. And with that it opened, revealing a blinding white light. " Ahh! I'm blind!" Janelle covered her eyes. " Shut up, you always say your blind," Linda sighed. " I will be soon!" Janelle retorted.

" Just go already!" the gate yelled. Both girls nodded and went into the light. (A/N: No they are not going to heaven!) " Weeee!" Janelle ran into it and the gate closed. " Those kids need serious help…" the gate said to itself.


After what seemed like an hour of running through the light, they finally arrived. " Oi, where are we?" Janelle asked. " I know where we are!" Linda exclaimed. Janelle waited anxiously for the answer. " We're in Barbie Fairytopia!" she shouted throwing her hands in the air and doing the 'I'm so special' dance.

The people around them stared at them like they were idiots. (A/N: they sort of are)

A small boy with blonde hair and a suit or armor came over to them.

" Are you lost?" the armor said politely.

" Uh, yeah…you look familiar," Janelle said examining them.

" Well I'm the Fullmetal Alchemist and this is my brother Alphonse. We're pretty famous," he said proudly.

" So you're shrimpy boy," Linda said nodding to herself, like she was agreeing with what she said.

" WHO ARE YOU CALLING A MICRO-MIDGET?!?!" Ed shouted, flailing his arms around.

" I didn't exactly say ' micro-midget'," Linda explained matter-of-factly.

" Nii-san, please calm down. These girls are lost, we should help them," Al said holding his brother back from killing Linda.

" So, what do I care," Ed said rather rudely, crossing his arms.

" That's not nice Edward!" Janelle said inflicting one of her famous 'Flicks of Doom' on him.

" Owwwwwwwwww!!!" Ed said holding his head.

" Janelle it's not nice picking on the vertically challenged," Linda said nodding her head.

" I sowwe, Edo," Janelle said in a baby voice patting Ed's sore head.


So there you have it! The first chapter of the adventures of Linda and Janelle!! Woot!! Aren't you excited, I know I am!! OK, so review if you want cause on this one I really don't care!