Tournament
I own no one. Rated R for violence, Drug reference, language and sexual acting. Special guest appearances by Eminem, Fred Durst, Chamillionaire, Metallica, Pee Wee Herman, Rated RKO, Vito, The Boogeyman, Paul Burchill, Michael Jackson and Stevie Richards.
It was an ordinary day during the year of 2006. Kagome was walking around Tokyo with her friends from the feudal era, Inuyasha, Sango, Miroku, Shippo, and the newest inductee; Satsuki, who are experiencing all this for the first time. They also brought their new friends Mugen, Jin and Fuu from the feudal era. "Kagome, this place is amazing, such a big town", Miroku said. "Yeah, sure beats staying in that time period", Fuu said. "Yeah, it is fun", Kagome said. Inuyasha was walking all bored until he came across a notice. It was a notice for a small Tournament held in a battle place ran by a crime fighting group known as Resolution. "Yo come check this out", Inuyasha said. Kagome read it. "Hi people, do you like violence, want us to stick nine inch nails in our eye lids, wanna copy us and do exactly like we did, try sin and get fucked up worse than our lives are? But seriously, we are holding a tournament to see who really is the best of the best, winner will be known as king of martial arts, get $100,000 dollars and a free entry into the next World Martial Arts Tournament, with a chance to meet Goku, come if you think you're ready", Kagome said. "Maybe I'll enter, I want to kick some ass", Inuyasha said. "So do I, let's enter", Mugen said. "I don't know, it may not be a good idea", Kagome said. "For God's sake Kagome, can you let us have some motherfucking fun?" Mugen asked. "Fine, maybe I'll enter", Kagome said. "Me too", Sango said. "So will I", Jin said. "It would be interesting", Miroku said. "I'll enter too", Shippo said. Inuyasha and Mugen laughed. "Please kid, how can you survive, what if you fight us, you're fucked", Mugen said. "I can still try", Shippo said. "Yeah, I'm sure he can pull it off", Satsuki said. "Whatever, it's your fucking funeral", Inuyasha said.
So everyone headed to Kagome's house to prepare, but they are not the only ones interested, obviously. Yusuke Urimeshi was walking around with his Spirit Detective crew, Kuwabara, Kurama and Hiei, trying to find an arcade when Yusuke found the note. "Check this out, a tournament for the best", Yusuke said. "Sounds fun, maybe I'll enter", Kurama said. "Me too, I can show off my skills", Kuwabara said. "Please, I don't need to be in something that stupid, I'll pass", Hiei said. "Aw come on", Yusuke said. "I said I'll pass", Hiei said. Also, Aang along with Katara, Sokka and Toph found the notice in a small village. "Sounds fun, maybe I'll enter", Aang said. "I don't know Aang, you are wanted", Katara said. "It's in Tokyo, it's pretty much safe", Aang said. "Yeah, lets all enter, it will be fun", Sokka said. "It sounds interesting, I should give it a shot", Toph said. This was also found in the leaf village. "All right, a tournament for the best, if I win, I can go to the World Martial Arts Tournament, and meet the legendary Goku", Naruto said. This also reached Kaiba Corp. "Sounds interesting, I have been taking karate classes, so I should try to fight", Kaiba said. Even former Team Rocket member James found this. "Oh, this will be fun", he said. It was even found by Ed Wuncler III who was in Japan with his grandfather and his friends, He was the only one interested in joining.
Soon, everyone was training, the leaf village found out about the tournament and told Gaara and his siblings about it. So everyone except Kankuro, Temari and Choji entered. When the time came, everyone went to the stadium. It was a big marble floor with balconies for the fighters, a stage in the middle for resolution and a set of bleachers for the audience another for Resolution. Inuyasha and the others left, but as they left, some unknown visitors came from the well, and saw the paper to the tournament. Inuyasha and the gang arrived in the place, signed in and went to the balcony. Kagome was standing there until she heard someone call her. It was her old friend Yusuke. "Yusuke, I haven't seen you in years", Kagome said. "Yeah, didn't expect to see you here", Yusuke said. "Some friends of mine wanted to come, and I figured I can try this out", Kagome said. Then someone else came. "James, you're here, I haven't seen you in a while, are you still in Team Rocket?" Kagome asked. "Nah, I quit that a long time ago", James said. A final person came. It was Pan Son, granddaughter of Goku Son. "Pan, I had a feeling you'd be here", Kagome said. "Yeah, fighting is my blood", Pan said. "Hey, who the fuck is you three?" Inuyasha asked. "Excuse me, you need to explain the part of why I had to answer to you, who the fuck do you think you are coming to us and demanding information?" Yusuke asked. "You wanna fight bitch?" Inuyasha asked. "Bring it on asshole", Yusuke said. "Hey!" a man said. Both men looked down to see a man standing there. "Save the fighting for an official match or I'll disqualify the both of you", the man said. "And just who the hell are you?" Yusuke asked. "The leader of Resolution, Gabriel Logan", the man said. So Inuyasha and Yusuke backed away from each other. Soon the rest of the fighters showed up on the balcony and the audience came, including Mokuba, Fuu, Sota, Satsuki, Kankuro, Temari, Choji, Kakashi, Gai, Iruka, Asuma, Kurenai, Baki, Huey, Riley, Gin Rummy, Hiei, Konohamaru, Moegi, Udon, Prince Zuko, Iroh, David Gold and The Simpsons. "This better be good, I can't stand this town", Homer said. The audience stared at him. "What? Japan gave me hell", Homer said. Inuyasha looked and saw a little girl and he recognized her. "Holy Fuck its Rin", Inuyasha said. "Hello little brother", Sesshomaru said. He was joined by Koga. "How the hell did you get here?" Inuyasha asked. "Jewel shards, we wanted to check on Kagome", Koga said. "Koga and myself formed an alliance", Sesshomaru said. "Now to prove our skills to the world", Koga said.
Gabriel Logan stepped in. "Hello everyone, I am Gabriel Logan, leader of Resolution, I stared this Tournament to see if the legends I heard are true, to see who are the best, I trust you read our notice, you saw our Eminem parody, that was my friend's idea, anyway, me and my comrades will stay on our private bleachers, the matches will be decided randomly through the screen on top, if you see your name go to the floor, Carl Johnson will referee the matches, to win the match, you must pin your opponent for a three count or make them submit, if your opponent can't continue the fight, he/she will lose, you can't use any weapons such as guns or knives, and try not to kill your opponent, if we see that your opponent may die, we will stop the match, if anyone on the balcony sees that their friend will die, or wants to stop their friend from killing anyone, they may interfere, but it will result in a loss for the person they are trying to help", Gabe said and went to his group. With Gabe were Lian Xing, Leon Kennedy, Claire Redfield, Carlos Olivera, Tommy Vercetti, Claude, James Logan "Wolverine" Howlett, Eric "Blade" Brooks, John Constantine, Johnny "Ghost Rider" Blaze, Frank "The Punisher" Castle, John McClane, Jack Slate, Max Payne, Solid Snake, George Hamilton, Rebecca Chambers, Raiden and Scott "Cyclops" Summers. Some Resolution members were on the balcony. Kevin Ryman, Peter "Spider-man" Parker, Kent Paul, Maccer, Bobby "Iceman" Drake, Remy "Gambit" Lebeau, Steve Burnside and Johnny "Human Torch" Storm were near Kagome; David King, Billy Coen, Jim Chapman and Alyssa Ashcroft were near Aang and his friends. Then the celebrity audience came; Eminem, Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit, Chamillionaire; James Hetfield, Lars Ulrich, Kirk Hammet, Robert Trujillo of Metallica, Pee Wee Herman, Michael Jackson; Stevie Richards, Paul Burchill, The Boogeyman and Vito; from WWE. "Wow, a lot of famous people", James said.
