Bam! I'm Back Baby
Disclaimer:
Me: I own the Percy Jackson series.
Piper (plus charmspeak): No you don't. Agree with me.
Me: I don't own the series. LLL
Chapter Question: How long is Percy stranded on Calypso's island?
Leo's P.O.V
She had to didn't she! She had to date that backstabbing little… Oops. I should probably start at the start. He he. Start at the start. Sorry. Anyway…
A few days ago…
Me and my good buddy Festus after, again, crashing on Ogygia and taking Calypso this time, were flying back to Camp. I was all ready to introduce Calypso to everyone, but, surprisingly, no one noticed! Too busy eating, because it was dinner after all. I made an important discovery then, yelling at the top of your lungs 'Bam! I'm back baby!' is a good way of grabbing everyone's attention. Shocker! Sarcasm for those who didn't catch it there. Not that surprisingly, because everyone loves the Super-Sized McShizzle, everyone swarmed us. Come to think of it, they probably wanted to know who the beautiful new girl was. Parting for Chiron, they let him come up to us. "Welcome back Leo. I see you brought a new girl back." Addressing Calypso, he asked who she was, she answered, obviously. After dinner, everyone went back to swarming us. Percy lingered at the edge, almost out of sight but not completely. From what happened, I guess my awesome girlfriend saw him. She ran to him and hugged him. But it didn't stop there, oh no! She then kissed him! I guess she wasn't as done with Percy as I thought.
I ran. I know it sound cowardly but I couldn't bear it, my girlfriend pretty much dumping me without actually telling me. Ducking, dodging, rolling and doing all kinds of flips. I fished in my awesome magic tool belt and brought out a smoke bomb. I dropped it and climbed a column in the area. I was lucky Annabeth had installed a roof because of all the rain Mr. D let in. The beam thingummies weren't touching the ceiling so, having the great advantage of being scrawny, I hung off one where no one could see me. When all the search parties had gone off searching for me, Percy and Calypso remained, with me eavesdropping. I only heard some of it. But this is what I managed to get:
Calypso: I'm pretty sure he knows I'm with you now.
Percy: Annabeth isn't here and I'm sure Leo will tell her.
Calypso: Duh. Why did he even run off?
Percy: Because he's weak and a coward.
Hearing that I silently dropped down from the beam and ran to seek comfort in my awesome secret Leo Cave. Beckendorf's bed had some seriously cool buttons. I didn't know what some did yet. But I did run. I did go to Hephaestus Cabin. I did ignore my cabin mates' questions at the tears pouring down my face and at what was wrong. And I definitely stayed in my Leo cave for about a month. The only reason I opened the door was for food and drink. My cabin mates brought it if you were wondering. I had equipped it with a toilet, full bathroom necessities and a magic fire place that restocked its own fuel. The first time I opened the door for something other than food was when I heard Piper's voice. And she told me to open the door, even just a tiny bit. If she was charmspeaking all the rest of my friends would have tried already. So anyway, I opened it, just a tiny crack, and only because Piper was nice to me mostly, didn't slap me when I made jokes and best of all she taught me how to mostly how to control my fire powers. Seriously, it's embarrassing when my nose catches on fire. So, anyway, when I opened the door for Piper, this is what happened:
Me: What *sniff* is it *sniff*? (It is hard to get over some stuff for me)
Piper: Leeeoooo, you need to come out of that Leo House or whatever you call it.
Me: It's a Leo CAVE Piper. And no, I won't come out. I'm still not over The Incident.
Piper: What's the incident?
Me: A) You have to say it with an air of importance. B) Bye.
Piper: (insert charmspeak) don't close that door. (No charmspeak) you can stay there if you want but let me in and tell me what The Incident is.
Me: Fine. Come on in.
"So, what's The Incident?" Piper sat in one of my awesome chairs that hung halfway down from the ceiling…
The answer is: two weeks. Percy is stuck on the island for two weeks.
I'm not saying well done to single people. I'm just giving the answer and you say to yourself if you got it right or not. Well done if you did.
