Touhou, Gensokyo, From Zun!

A black screen says "Girls now preparing" then faaaaaaade.

And people say Gensokyo wasn't full of BBA-AH

(BLOOM TRANSITION)

Tengu reporters all flock into here…

Because they know big news coming up...

Is Yukari gonna die...

NO, it's a medium shot.

Paaan, zoom, and slo-mo means Reimu's the target-


Icicle-winged fairy watches (from a distance).

Take a second to look baka,

Time to go.

Walk in slow-motion so you still look baka,

Three fairies just saw you and they're gonna shoot you,

But don't mind them just keep looking baka friendly fire will take care of them,

WHITE!

Lily says "STOP!"

Just kill her with your baka.

The other got hit by danmarku so you're good,

PART THE RED SEA!

Hopefully those guards have extra life,

No they don't,

Maybe they do...

THEEEEY DOOONN'T!


Now act like you didn't do it,

(They're not buying it)


Reimu comes out of her shelter,

Baka's distracted by a feather,

Reimu's like "SHOOT ME!",

Baka likes feathers,

Baka looks up when she remembers...

"Ooh, I LOVE birds!"


Nod at the Pheonix and people fried,

Everywhere people fried.

Reimu isn't fried,

Reimu's FINE!

Reimu sends her girlfriends to die.

Throw THE beer,

Suika falls down,

Break THE spear,

Remilia falls down!

...

Reimu's still fine...


Reimu nods and other playable characters

That were hiding in pillars

COME OUT!

And then take their formation

Then Reimu pulls out spell card

Then goes to smell armpit

(Not sure why!)

Mysterious hooded baka joined by,

Other, hooded bakas!

YOU'RE NEXT!

RUUN-NING!

RUUUUUUNIIIING!

SLOW MOTION JUMP ATTACK!


Comment: This is of course an obvious parody of literal assassin's creed: brotherhood trailer by Tobuscus